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The first symptoms of early-onset Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome
Most Americans have never heard of a bird named Kelly Brook. There is no reason why they should have; she's not terribly famous outside of England. Within England, though, she is known for the...
No bikinis?!? What the hell?!!
Wednesdays are leg day at the gym for me, which of course means approximately two hours spent doing squats and deadlifts in the crucible of will and steel that is the squat rack. Now, you would...
Feminists of Death Metal
Has to be seen to be believed: Credit goes to Janet Bloomfield- and speaking of whom, happy (slightly belated) birthday, JB.
Shorts
It's been a while since I did one of these, and I'm too lazy to write a full long post today (plus, it's really freaking hot over here). So here is an assorted selection of moonbattery that has...
When reality’s hammer smashes a woman’s teeth in
A few days ago I checked out Janet Bloomfield's post on what happens when a woman is forced to assume a man's role in the dating marketplace. She had basically shared a video from the YouTube...
Don’t cut your damn hair: current Victoria’s Secret Angel edition
Victoria's Secret models are, supposedly, among the most beautiful and desirable women in the world. One might be tempted to argue with those definitions with respect to specific cases from time to...
Hail to the Queen
Now THAT is how you make a grand entrance: America- PHUCK YEAH!!! Try watching that before you're setting up for your next bench press set, like I was today. I had to take a moment to gather...
Dear God, not this stupid bint again
The Telly's resident proboscis monkey "feminist comment writer" is back with yet another intellectually diarrhoetic explosion of nonsense- this time concerning the question of whether it's...
Captain Save-A-Ho to the rescue!!!
A man so young that he apparently still needs to be told not to stick it in crazy, is clearly attempting to show that he has more money than brains by turning a ho into a housewife: Lindsay Lohan is...
Preach it, Novak
Yeah. Totally equal in terms of achievements. The world's greatest tennis player at the moment- who is increasingly becoming a real threat to Roger Federer's peerless status as the "Greatest Of All...
Don’t cut your damn hair: Trump Derangement Syndrome Edition
Image courtesy of El Capitan: If Megyn Kelly is trying to make it clear that she is totally not affected at all, in any way, by The Donald's quite devastatingly effective attacks on her...
This should be a good fight
Every straight male on Earth is going to want to get a good look at the title fight between Holly Holm and Miesha Tate on March 5th. And with very good reason: As for Holly Holm- it's a matter of...
The Full Friday T&A Archives:
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2024
- Greatest Hits of 2024
- Final Flight
- Marking Time
- Black Friday
- Foreign Affairs
- Shopaholic
- Hazel Grove
- All the President’s Men
- Victorious March
- Skater Girl
- Multipolarity
- Peer-to-Peer
- Unknown Unknowns
- Snakebit
- Deficit Spending
- Camp Crystal Lake
- Twofer
- Moving Day
- Codecog
- Los Santos
- Strategery
- Treason Day
- Bolognese
- Cabbage Patch
- Quiet Moments
- Flatland
- Starship Bloopers
- Amor Fati
- Nibelungen
- Rubik’s Cubics
- Underworked and Overpaid
- Escalation
- The Ides of March
- International Flower Cartel Day
- A Hint of Spring
- Defender
- Onnatop
- Heterochromia
- Suono e Furia
- Fort Sumter
- Fracture Points
- Sea of Madness
- Tail Risk
- Greatest Hits of 2023
- Calling Time
- Glocked & Loaded
- Unspeakable
- Winter Blunderland
- Belgian Waffle
- All This and Brains Too
- Calm Before the Storm
- There Goes the Neighbourhood
- Babylon’s Burning
- Triskaidekaphobia
- Stormy Petrel
- Always Be Closing
- Rocks on the Road
- Triple Threat
- Go East
- Jellystone Park
- Psyops
- Triple-Barrelled
- Sculder & Mully
- Wages of Woke
- Void Wars
- Up the Irons
- Pink Flamingo
- Heavy Meddle
- Leopard Hunting
- Nunc Est Bibendum
- Powerfool
- Polonium
- Pea-Souper
- Sinko the Mayo
- Borked
- Weimar Wipeout
- Jaegerinha
- April Showers
- De Facto the Matter
- Firestarter
- Cranking the Handle
- Plaguebearer of Nurgle
- День Гнева
- Upside Down World
- Timekeeping
- Plunder and Pillage
- Balkanisation
- Black Diamond
- Jason’s Birthday
- Full Steam Ahead
- The Party Post (2022)
- Greatest Hits of 2022
- Last Call
- Starlight
- Powerage
- Late Late Show
- Game Theory
- Gratitude List
- Failed False Flag
- Remembrancer
- Hamilton’s Warning
- Cognitive Dissonance
- Crash and Burn
- Trollfest
- С Днём Рождения
- Unification Day
- Voice of the People
- Drinking Games
- Rainbow Bridges
- Freezer Burn
- The Winds of Winter
- Stupid Prizes
- Nuclear Noogie
- Faceplant
- Teacup Tempest
- Give and Take
- Culminating Point
- Fates Warning
- Broken Arrow
- Bright Spots
- Double First
- Worldchanger
- Jubilee
- Fan Service
- Saddling the Horsemen
- Unlucky Strike
- Speaking in Tongues
- Disaster Movie
- Cauldron Bubble
- Bond Girl
- Flags and Rags
- Won’t Get Fooled Again
- War and Peace
- Boiling Point
- Donbas Reuben Sandwich
- Don’t Mention the War
- Peace and Sisterhood
- Drums of Doom
- Napoleonic Neat
- Sabacc
- Brazilian Job
- Far-Eastern Promises
- Yerevan Caravan
- Coffee & Irish
- The Party Post (2021)
- Greatest Hits of 2021
- Twilight Hours
- Before Time
- Wolftime
- Fake Noose
- Costume Party
- Boorishness
- Running Alone
- Comfort Zone
- Body of Evidence
- Maximum Refund
- Effrontery
- Tuscan Marble
- Beach Bum
- Coastal Breeze
- Vacation Station
- Santa Lucia
- Towering Legacy
- Guessing Games
- Cultural Compatibility
- Broken Dreams
- Empire’s End
- Locke and Kay
- Underworked and Overpaid
- Forza Italia
- Albanian Peach
- Great Reset
- Lemons to Melons
- Sergeant Schmidt
- Ginger Spice
- Tapas Al-Fresco
- City of Brides
- Walkback
- Calling the Rain
- Stagflation
- Half-Century
- Over the Hill
- Outfoxed
- Levels of Stupidity
- Half-Time, Scores Tied
- Triumphant
- Hill of Spring
- Spring Cleaning
- Blue Danube
- Continental Breakfast
- Cosmetic Purposes
- Trampoline
- Cancel Culture
- Dethrone Tyranny
- Bad Break-Up
- Lane Change
- Buns of Bronze
- Lodz to Tell
- First and Foremost
- The Party Post (2020)
- Greatest Hits of 2020
- Late Round
- Miller Lite
- Double C
- Uptown Girl
- Polska Polka
- Strong Islands
- Quiet Riot
- Morale Booster
- Moscow Never Sleeps
- Polish-Lithuanian Alliance
- The Jacksonians
- Berlin Wall
- The Savage Time
- Tatar Horde
- Viennese Walz
- Peace Lilies
- Tree Hugger
- A Vowel for 500
- Saving the World
- The Buns of August
- Balinese Idol
- Malibu Barbie
- Tyumeni Notes
- Hudson’s Milk Bar
- Murphy’s Law
- All-American
- Cuba Libre
- Красавица
- Spanish Civil War
- Acting Out
- Thorny Roses
- Two Million
- Freedom Riders
- Crazyfornia
- Mayday
- Cerebro
- Honey Nut Cheerios
- Bodyweight Boredom
- Cabin Fever
- Lucky Thirteen
- Smiley Face
- Leap Year
- Не Русский Бот
- Valentine’s Day Massacre
- Still Not Tired
- Toothache
- Frigg’s Day
- Kherson Express
- World Aflame
- Farrago
- The Party Post (2019)
- Greatest Hits of 2019
- Last Drinks
- Spanglish
- Airbags and Bumpers
- Bang & Lurpak
- Andean Peaks
- Warsaw Pact
- Matchstick
- Polka-Dot Bikini
- Cape Buffalo
- Denephew
- Meme Warfare
- Ant and Grasshopper
- Pho Metal Jacket
- Krayt Dragon
- Exodus
- Artistic Pretensions
- Funnel Web
- Build-a-Bear
- Plain Jane
- Short Circuit
- Kiwi Peel
- Heat Rising
- Nautical Theme
- Cat’s Eyes
- Bubbles
- Mea Culpo
- Milkshakes
- Jessica Rabbit
- Mudd Pie
- London Calling
- Hope
- Cyclonic Bombardment
- Blended Smoothie
- Carly Cue
- Rule, Britannia
- Face Punch
- Paris Nights
- Arceface
- Storm Front
- Sister Act
- Thotspiration
- Ma Cheri
- Realitard TV
- Talinn-ted
- Ayutthaya
- Phnom Penh Pal
- Lima Beans
- Ubermenschen
- Baranquilla Or Bust
- Greatest Hits of 2018
- Last Ride of the Day
- Jingle Bells
- Land of the Slavs
- El Matador
- The Italian Job
- Bell Ringer
- Pin-Up Girl
- Tragicomedy
- Novemberfest
- Pierogi
- Everything Tastes Like Peanut Butter
- Kievan Rus
- Hybrid Theory
- Moonbat
- Bratislava Blue Skies
- Buenos are the Aires
- Amouranthine
- Thot Patrol
- Subcontinental Seasons
- Someone for Everyone
- Buda or Pest?
- Hosed in Helsinki
- Dobrodošli u Dubrovnik
- Patriot Games
- Bosporus Bazaar
- Badger’s Badger
- World Cup Haters
- Polskie Rakiety
- Blatant Ripoff
- Artlessness
- Whole Lotta Rosie
- Stockholm Syndrome
- Let the Wookiee Win
- Baltic Breeze
- Desert Rain
- Miss American Pie
- Butt Seriously
- Holy Week
- Global Warming
- Redshift Rider
- Front and Centre
- How Much is a Brazilian?
- Doppelthoter
- Hail to the Chief
- The Ratchford Effect
- The Rivalry
- Bushwhacked
- Thot Next Door
- Siberian Hussy
- Winter Storm
- The Party Post (2017)
- Greatest Hits of 2017
- Twelve Dates of Christmas
- Customer Satisfaction
- Snow Bunny
- Air Medellin
- Lord, Let Us Be Thankful
- Fitness Chick
- Random Snapchat Thot
- Around the World in 11 Girls
- Unknown Celebrity
- Golf Balls
- Epic Talent
- Girls, Guns, Glory
- Dallas Via Kiev
- Inopportune Selfie
- Naturally Gifted
- Antipodean
- Going to Brazil
- East Meets West
- 可爱莲花
- Desert Rose
- Baby Got Bass
- Красивая Украинка Девушка
- Beer Cans
- Summertime Blues
- Freedom Tits
- It’s Good to be a Shitlord
- Tag Team
- Hot for Teacher
- Calculus Class
- Only In It For The Money
- Dat Zijn Heel Mooie Borsten
- Short Stack
- Flaming Hypocrite
- Bygone Bombshell
- Better Late Than Never
- Bristol Cities
- Irish Spring
- Southern Belle
- Ginger Snap
- And, We’re Back!
- Fruit Platter
- My Eyes Are UP HERE!
- Octagon Rating
- Quello Che Un Bel Sorriso
- Daughters of the Emperor
- Page 3 Girls
- Make Air-Travel Great Again