We are at the end of another working week – unless you work in China for a 996 company, obviously – and that is a very Good Thing.

Or at least, it would be most of the time. This Friday is something of an exception.

The reason for this is that, where I am right now, we’ve got a truly Biblical cyclone barreling straight toward us. It is due to make landfall today, and the skies have been darkening since yesterday. It’s still pretty decent outside, but that will change fairly soon.

Now, normally I would respond to such things in the manner of any good Pommie Bastard from Ye Olde Kingdome of Englande and say that “it’s just a spot of bad weather”. However, I was in the Northeast when Hurricane Sandy hammered the east coast, and I had the delightful experience of flying through just such a spot of bad weather not too long ago.

Let’s just say that I’m not too terribly sanguine about the prospects of a Dirt World country to bounce back quickly from getting bitch-slapped by the tropical equivalent of a hurricane, presumably caused by one of their six-armed pagan goddesses being on the rag.

At any rate, we can always distract ourselves by looking at a girl with big boobs and big hips.

And yeah, that’s crass, but the fact is that most y’all Longtime Readers (all five of you) know perfectly well what my tastes are by now.

So here is an Instathot who goes by the name of Valeria Orsini. She is of Colombian, Italian, and Puerto Rican ancestry, and while her surname is derived from the Latin ursus, meaning “bear”, I will be the first to admit that her face makes her look like… well…

Happy Friday, boys. Grab a beer, kick back, relax, and enjoy your weekend.

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