“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning mask insanity

Monday morning mask insanity

Mondays suck bad, no matter where or how you have to go through them. They suck far harder when you have to deal with colossal amounts of stupidity. And nothing has made people stupider, faster, than the Kung Flu. It’s simply astonishing to watch how the world...
Monday morning without fear

Monday morning without fear

Ever had one of those weeks where you feel like you’re running faster and faster just to stand still? Now imagine having one of those weeks while also feeling like there is a pack of hungry velociraptors coming after you. That’s kind of what Monday feels...
Monday morning black hole breakdown

Monday morning black hole breakdown

Lord, here we go again… another week to grind through, another endless stream of stupidity and incompetence to deal with, another five days of dealing with PEOPLE at work… And, of course, another Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. So, y’know, it...
Monday morning SCOTUS scrimmage

Monday morning SCOTUS scrimmage

Boys, not gonna lie – it was a pretty rough weekend, and this Monday doesn’t look like it’s going to be any better. But we carry on regardless, because we’re men and that’s what we do. And what better way to do so than by forcing your...
Monday morning Mando manhandling

Monday morning Mando manhandling

Monday. WTFH. Where DID that weekend go?!? Oh yeah, I remember now – I was doing squats and deadlifts yesterday and evidently the overpressure in my face from struggling to get out of the hole did bad things to my memory. (I used to be able to squat 315lbs...
Monday morning Cheyenne chopper

Monday morning Cheyenne chopper

Monday is here again, and as usual it’s just SUCKAGE. But one good thing about Mondays is, of course, the fact that it allows us all to indulge in the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. As longtime reader lynch once told me, he enjoys seeing whether or not his...
Monday morning Tenet takeaway

Monday morning Tenet takeaway

Interesting Monday, this one. It’s the first Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher done on shared-hosting WordPress, and I have to say that WordPress is definitely vastly easier to use and more powerful and more flexible than Blogger ever was. The unfortunate...

Monday morning Pattman Pandering

Bloody hell, not again. Where does the weekend go?!? Oh yeah – wherever the empty wine bottles, plural, that I consume during the week go. Well, I suppose we ought to make the best of a bad situation, with the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, as always. And...

Monday morning Vee-Pee vacuity

Bloody hell, what a horrible d- Oh, right. Whoops. Well, enough with the complaints, then. Let’s get on with making things a bit less miserable. And we’ll start by having a good old belly laugh at the expense of the Daemoncrats for picking such a...

Monday Morning Grilled to Perfection

Seeing as it’s Monday, I’d say that’s quite handy advice. Jus’ sayin’. Even so, it’s still a pretty crappy day – though it’s very sunny and beautiful where I am, so YMMV, really. Let’s start this week off with...
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