“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Most Mondays really suck, and this one would be no real exception… until one realises that today sees the coronation of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra,...
Ugh. Monday is back again, along with the horrid stink that accompanies it – two parts armpit, one part jockstrap. (This is also known as “eau de Secaucus” – large parts of New Jersey have a permanent “Monday stench” to them, after...
Well, the holidays were fun while they lasted – which did not feel like anywhere NEAR long enough. That might have to do with the fact that, for me at least, a LARGE part of those holidays coincided with a rather severe (but mercifully short) case of food...
Bloody hell, not MONDAY again. The weekend came and went like Taco Bell chalupas – which I have never eaten (I don’t think), I simply know of them by reputation. And now we have the smelly, awful, disgusting aftereffect. Fortunately, that is why we have...
Good heavens, what is that awful stench? Oh, right – it’s MONDAY. At least it stopped bloody RAINING, where I am. Other than that, though, it is (or was) still a very dreary and depressing kind of day, especially after the downright crazy events over the...
Ugh, what’s that horrible view? Oh, right, it’s MONDAY, and good GRIEF, but it is truly disgusting. Where I am, in fact, it is just damp, rainy, and horribly, depressingly grey. And it is likely to stay that way for a good long while. Therefore, let us commence this...
Monday is here again to blight us all with unhappiness and misery as we contemplate yet another long and dreary working week. For my American readers, of course, it is not so bad, because they get to celebrate National Turkey and Food Coma Day – also known as...
Monday is back again, and it has been a LONG one for yours truly. When you are up against it for a project deadline, that means everything else takes a back seat. And that really sucks if you happen to have work to do over the weekend… But bitching and moaning won’t...
Normally, we would greet a Monday morning with horror and despair, because that means the end of another weekend, and the start of another week of work-related drudgery. We would greet the day with long faces, remembering how miserable it can be to work for someone...
Well, here we are again, at yet another Monday. And this one is right before TEH MOAST IMPORTANTEST ERECTION EVARRRRR!!! I must apologise for sounding like a particularly retarded Shrillennial, but the fact is, we go through this stupid circus every 4 years, and it is...
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