“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning fat blasting

Monday morning fat blasting

Well, there went the weekend – here too slowly, gone too fast. It is right back to the grind today, and I for one am certainly not keen on it. Honestly, the world has gotten so crazy, we might as well just tell it to stop, because everyone wants to get OFF this...
Monday morning Pink Panthering

Monday morning Pink Panthering

Mondays just SUCK, no matter how you greet them. In my case, I spent most of my Sunday working – didn’t have a choice, really – and most of Monday carrying on with whatever was still left, which was substantial. And that, of course, is why this...
Monday morning Godfathering

Monday morning Godfathering

Somehow, we survived the weekend – which, these days, is less of a joke and more of a miracle with every passing day, given how insane the global geopolitical scene is getting. At some point, some dumbshit neoclown weenie is going to trigger WWIII, and...
Monday morning differential diagnostics

Monday morning differential diagnostics

Here we go again… Monday morning, but with a bit of a difference. (No, that’s not actually a wordplay on the title.) For our American friends, it is Memorial Day, perhaps the most solemn and powerful of all American public holidays. This is the day when...
Monday morning depopulation bomb

Monday morning depopulation bomb

So much for that weekend, then – here too slowly, gone way too bloody fast. And it was an extremely eventful weekend, too. Late last night, we learned that a helicopter carrying the President of Iran, along with several other high muckety-mucks, “suffered...
Monday morning beer goggles

Monday morning beer goggles

And just like that, the weekend disappeared, exactly in line with the outcome promised by the young magician above. Mondays really do SUCK. Unfortunately, there is nothing whatsoever we can do about that – except, of course, by wasting as much time as possible,...
Monday morning Nimrod nitpicking

Monday morning Nimrod nitpicking

Here we go again, yet another Monday to drag ourselves through and beyond… Fortunately, where I am, it is a public holiday. Unfortunately, putting one of these compilations together tends to take quite a long time, so a lot of that free time gets chewed up...
Monday morning helljumping

Monday morning helljumping

Well, it’s Monday again, and if I can somehow write that without sounding despondent and bored at the same time, then that alone will be a minor victory for the day. Days like today are just a reminder as to why weekends are so great, and so important. Of...
Monday morning Custodes controversy

Monday morning Custodes controversy

Coming back to work after a nice long vacation is never, ever fun. You know you have done it right, though, when you have forgotten at least one of your various login passwords – which is precisely what happened to me this morning. Fortunately, I had it written...
Monday morning missile mayhem

Monday morning missile mayhem

Yes, this is late again, and yes, I’m still on vacation, and yes, my schedule is not entirely my own. Being in Russia, it is difficult – and sometimes impossible – to access Western websites easily. Instagram and Twitter are not that difficult to...