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Monday morning Hawaii Five-Oh-S**t

Monday morning Hawaii Five-Oh-S**t

Well, two days to go until the Fake Inauguration of the Fake President, Sleepy Creepy Corrupt Slow Uncle Joe, and the San Francisc-Ho as his Veep. Things are looking bleak and difficult. We have no idea how they will go. Nonetheless, I’m not overly worried or...
Monday morning end of empires

Monday morning end of empires

Well, that was an… INTERESTING week, eh, boys? Bad news is that the coming week probably will not be any better. But the GOOD news is that the Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher is here to make it all a bit better. And were going to start with some good stuff from...
Monday morning lockdown lunacy

Monday morning lockdown lunacy

Lord, here we go again… It’s Monday. And here I am in PommieBastardLande, where the hapless, clueless, feckless, useless government of Boris the Floppy-Haired Sheepadoodle is just winging it yet again and looking to lock everything down once more. This is...
Monday morning Spidey-senses

Monday morning Spidey-senses

It’s the very last Monday of 2020, lads, and somewhat contrary to expectations, it’s actually a sort of decent day. (Or at least, I hope it is for YOU, anyway. For me… not so much. Stomach troubles… enough said, really.) Since it IS indeed the...
Monday morning bullet bending

Monday morning bullet bending

Monday is here again, unfortunately, and it really IS unfortunate for my readers over in PommieBastardLande, thanks to the latest idiotic stunt that the government there just pulled. That’s right, they’re all going back into lockdown for the FOURTH time...
Monday morning menorah mashup

Monday morning menorah mashup

Well, it’s Monday again. And not just any Monday, but the day that the Electoral College meets to elect the next President of the United States of America. Now, obviously, Sleepy Creepy Corrupt Slow Joe Biden didn’t win a fair election, so he will be a...
Monday morning Byrd bombing

Monday morning Byrd bombing

What the hell happened to that weekend? It really zipped by, and I’m pretty sure I wasn’t drunk for most of it… Oh well. Let’s make the most of this crap-sundae of a day, and proceed with this week’s installation of the Great Mondaydact...
Monday morning Knievel konundrum

Monday morning Knievel konundrum

Here we are at another Monday. Eleven months of the most miserable year in living memory have whizzed by, and it appears that 2021 is in some ways going to be even worse. That’s an appropriately depressing tone for a Monday, don’t you think? Fear not,...
Monday morning stealthy stumping

Monday morning stealthy stumping

Aw crap, here we go again… Mondays, man, they’re just awful. Especially when you haven’t quite gotten enough sleep because you got held up the night before by an urgent request that delayed your podcast by an hour and then had to record said podcast,...
Monday morning rugby ruckus

Monday morning rugby ruckus

The last few weeks have been challenging, to say the least, for those of us on the Right who like law, order, and stability. We’re getting NONE of those things right now. I wager we’re going to get a whole lot LESS of those Good Things in the coming...
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