“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning Schifrin shuffle

Monday morning Schifrin shuffle

Bloody hell, not Monday again. I just can’t do this without coffee… Well, now that I’ve had my first proper dose, let’s get down to business. For it is of course time for the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, to help us all get through this...
Monday morning for the God-Emperor

Monday morning for the God-Emperor

Well, it’s Monday again, and unsurprisingly, this generally sucks. But not today. For you see, June 14th is of course the birthday of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus...
Monday morning fight blub

Monday morning fight blub

Oy vey, not bloody again. Monday. Just… NO. Of course, today is considerably less miserable because of the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher, which is full of distractions and diversions to make the day pass by more quickly. Being a Monday, though, perhaps we...
Monday morning not-National-BBQ-Day

Monday morning not-National-BBQ-Day

Normally I would open with a glib line about how it’s Monday and it’s so horrid and ain’t it great that we have this mashup to keep everyone sane, and then we’d have some cool videos about something entertaining or interesting. Not today. This...
Monday morning pitying the fool

Monday morning pitying the fool

Monday is here as a blight upon us all, and that is of course unavoidable. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher is here to help us all lift our gloomy moods with red-pilled videos, much hilarity, and hot girls with (and without) guns. The theme for this...
Monday morning Pentecostal power

Monday morning Pentecostal power

Mondays. They are THE SUCK. That, of course, is why we have the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster. And this week’s theme is a bit unusual. At the suggestion of our good friend, The Male Brain, the theme is all about the Jewish festival of Shavuot, which we...
Monday morning Hannibal planning

Monday morning Hannibal planning

OFMIM, AGAIN. Nonetheless, we soldier on – or, in my case, shuffle half-asleep onto a Zoom call. Nonetheless, the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher is here to make it all a bit more bearable. Last week we featured one of the greatest TV villains ever, from the...
Monday morning with Col. Decker

Monday morning with Col. Decker

Ugh. Monday. What a pain in the ass. It’s not so bad for me – we have a public holiday over here, so I can take a bit of a breather and get some work done. But it’s still a pretty awful day in general. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser...
Monday morning break a leg

Monday morning break a leg

Buckle up, boys, it’s time to put on your Monday faces again. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher is here to make life at least bearable on this most awful of days. And, honestly, y’all don’t have that much reason to complain, because...
Monday morning kaiju culture clash

Monday morning kaiju culture clash

Monday. Just… NO. Seriously, NO. Actually, I have more reasons to bitch than most of you today. Two weeks of supposed “holidays” just ended for me – which weren’t REALLY holidays, since I had a whole bunch of shit to do, and the...
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