“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning fox(bat)-and-hound

Monday morning fox(bat)-and-hound

Ugh. Monday. Right after Thanksgiving, too – I suppose this must be the inevitable price to be paid for all of that good cheer and happy FEELZ from the best American holiday of the year. (To my great amusement, I heard one of my coworkers on Friday say that he...
Monday morning Blackbird breakdown

Monday morning Blackbird breakdown

Ah, Monday, our great nemesis – we meet again. Around my patch, the weather is cold and grey and thoroughly depressing – it IS winter, after all – though if you are in more southern climes, at least you get more summery weather. Unfortunately, that...
Monday morning werewolfing

Monday morning werewolfing

Monday is one of those days when you really just don’t want to do ANYTHING. It takes ages to get up and ready and motivated for anything. The weekends are never long enough, the hangovers are too horrid, and the coffee required to overcome such problems...
Monday morning death by PowerPoint

Monday morning death by PowerPoint

Weeks are like Lazy Susans – if you just wait long enough, the worst things always come right back around. Like Mondays. And there is really nothing worse than dragging your hungover butt into the office on a Monday, only to find yourself facing a day of endless...
Monday morning Halloween hijinks

Monday morning Halloween hijinks

Here we go with another Monday. This one, though, is rather unusual, as it is Halloween today – which means, of course, the inevitable parade of children trooping outside of your house, dressed up as superheroes and cartoon characters, begging for candy. Good...
Monday morning drummer jokes

Monday morning drummer jokes

That photo up top really does summarise exactly what most of us look like when we are jolted out of a sound sleep involving a bathtub, two Russian Friday T&A girls, jello, an F-16, and LOTS of bubbles – oh, is that just me, then? – by the alarm clock,...
Monday morning with David Ben-Gurion

Monday morning with David Ben-Gurion

The weekend is always just way too damn short. It is ESPECIALLY too damn short if you cook a really nice steak dinner (with sweet potato fries) and then end up drinking a bit too much red wine, go to bed early, yet you then find yourself rudely awoken at 3am by noisy...
Monday morning finding out

Monday morning finding out

Here we go again – Monday, the day of the week when we roll out of bed groaning because we didn’t get anywhere near enough sleep, and were rudely jolted out of an extremely pleasant dream involving some random mostly plastic Instathot and a giant...
Monday morning living Legend

Monday morning living Legend

Whichever asshat came up with that meme up top, clearly never met a killer whale. I’m not joking about the dangers of those things. They literally hunt great white sharks for fun, and when they find them, they grab them, hold them still upside down so that they...
Monday morning with Lady Death

Monday morning with Lady Death

Well, here we are again, Monday has rolled around, and it is every bit as depressing and miserable as one would expect it to be. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Killer is here to waste the time away so that you just don’t have to worry about it –...
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