“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning devilish dentistry

Monday morning devilish dentistry

As usual, the weekend zipped by way too fast, and once again, we are faced with the shoulder-sagging prospect of another week spent in soulless offices slaving away over PowerPointless presentations. I swear, if the world ever comes to its senses and makes me Supreme...
Monday morning diabolical dialects

Monday morning diabolical dialects

That weekend zipped by FAR too quickly, and as a result, we are now faced with the shoulder-sagging prospect of another week at work. I spent a not insignificant chunk of Saturday playing through the epic disappointment that is HALO: Campaign Devolved, as I wrote at...
Monday morning autobahning

Monday morning autobahning

Well, that weekend certainly disappeared awfully quickly. And now, we are faced with the absolute misery of Monday. Fortunately, we have a fully packed and ready Great Mondaydact Browser Hamperer to sustain us through the day. And, seeing as I just spent a significant...
Monday morning spreading sheet

Monday morning spreading sheet

Monday is upon us again, and hopefully most of you did not have to face the commute that I did – albeit, at the end of the day, and as part of a multi-day business trip. Suffice to say that, while I enjoy driving (a lot), I DO NOT enjoy having to deal with speed...
Monday morning paying the reaper

Monday morning paying the reaper

We are BACK, boys! It has been roughly a month since we had one of these up, and we certainly have a lot of catching up to do. I definitely have a lot of poasts to write up – some about the absurdities confronting us these days, and others about my travels through...
Monday morning extra strength espresso

Monday morning extra strength espresso

Looks like Monday is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!… Yeahhhh, quoting the Uruk-hai isn’t going to work out so well today. It is, after all, rather a depressing day. We are in the middle of, as Ann Barnhardt likes to call it, (((pri DEMON th))) – think it...
Monday morning DOOMscrolling

Monday morning DOOMscrolling

There goes the weekend, and now we are back on the front lines of Monday, yet again. One can rather sympathise with Sisyphus, really. I must say, it was a pretty decent weekend, considering how much of it I spent asleep, but that is admittedly not “normal”...
Monday morning song of freedom

Monday morning song of freedom

Today is a holiday Monday for many – including myself, and including the heathen rebel colonials who insist on spelling everything incorrectly and using those ridiculous imperial units of theirs. But it is a particularly special kind of holiday Over There. Today...
Monday morning fusion dance

Monday morning fusion dance

Well, we all somehow survived another series of Trumper Tantrums – though they were more muted than usual, in part because Ornj Boi swanned off to meet the New Huangdi of the Middle Kingdom. By all accounts, that visit was – to quote Macbeth – a tale...
Monday morning porch piracy

Monday morning porch piracy

Yes, I know, this is late, it’s actually Tuesday. What can I say – I was busy most of the day yesterday. These things take like 3 hours at a stretch to put together in full, which is a big time sink in the middle of busy projects. That said – this week’s Great...