“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning Kirk kloning

Monday morning Kirk kloning

Monday. WTF, man. And this one is worse than most, because the place where I’m staying has a very wonky bed. As a result, I have severe lower backache, which makes my usually delightful temperament even more… SUNNY than usual. It’s just a good thing...
Monday morning misedjoomuhcayshun

Monday morning misedjoomuhcayshun

Well, there goes that weekend – in my case, it zipped by in a haze of espresso and red wine, plus the strobe-light-and-pop-music delirium induced from a shopping mall gaming arcade. (Long story. Don’t ask.) And now we’re back to Monday, which…...
Monday morning with the real Borat

Monday morning with the real Borat

Well, that escalated quickly… It seemed like just yesterday we were all enjoying a bit of time off from the craziness of the world around us, and yet here we are again today, back to “normal” – whatever that means in a world built on lies, that...
Monday morning with the good doctor

Monday morning with the good doctor

It is Monday again, and where I am, the summer weather has FINALLY woken up and realised that it is, in fact, time for the Sun to shine and temperatures to rise. This, after many weeks of weather that ranged from mild to miserable. We’ve got one last gasp of...
Monday morning SIMPathy

Monday morning SIMPathy

Monday. WTF. Not again. Especially not THIS Monday. Over where I am, it’s a public holiday, but for whatever reason, the city authorities have decided to turn the centre of the city into an LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT bacchanalia for the whole of the long weekend,...
Monday morning Kabul kar krash

Monday morning Kabul kar krash

Mondays. Don’t you just love ’em? Mine has been quite rough already, mostly due to the, uh, “joys” of dealing with a wide variety of government- and corporate-related stupidity. But I’m happy to report that this will not be quite so big a...
Monday morning with Father Wasson

Monday morning with Father Wasson

Tell me why I hate Mondays? Actually, don’t bother – I don’t care much for Bob Geldof and his Left-wing luvvie politics and so on. That said, I don’t much care for Mondays either. They STINK, no matter how you want to look at it. But that, of...
Monday morning Laffalympics

Monday morning Laffalympics

Balls. Monday again. And I had to start off this one making a presentation, and watching others present, and all that served to do was to remind me how much I HATE PowerPoint. I may have said before that I think of PowerPoint as the bastard love-child of Bill Gates...
Monday morning with Lloyd Bochner

Monday morning with Lloyd Bochner

As you can probably tell by the fact that this post is, oh, about 12 hours late, it’s been a hellacious Monday for me. I’ve been literally too busy and anxious to sleep properly. But, the show must go on, so here we are. I got all of the nonsense out of...
Monday morning by the power of Greyskull

Monday morning by the power of Greyskull

Boys, I am really not feeling the energy today. I’m tired, it’s humid as F**K outside, and I just want to go take a nap. Putting together this massive fustercluck of a Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher was NOT easy, let me tell you. Nonetheless, here we...
%d bloggers like this: