“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Happy HELLOWEEN 2025

Happy HELLOWEEN 2025

Seeing as it is the very last day of October, we all know what that means: a bunch of people dressed up like Martin Luther, nailing a list of clear refutations of High Church doctrine to any and every door that they can find. Oh, wait, you didn’t know it was...
And now, everything you always hated about RUSH!

And now, everything you always hated about RUSH!

So I was bumbling around on YEWCHOOB this morning, as is my wont, checking out various videos on geopolitics, when I found something in my recommendations from Rick Beato that claimed the legendary Canadian band RUSH have a new drummer: If you have ever wanted...
When a comedian takes up music

When a comedian takes up music

Most musicians that you watch playing on stage, generally have a lot of fun doing their thing. Perhaps the major exception was the late, great, dearly missed Neil Peart – aka “the guy who taught God how to play the drums”. We RUSH fans called him...
The Crusade from Spamalot to retake the Holy Live

The Crusade from Spamalot to retake the Holy Live

For those of you who follow Christian polemics against Izzlam, you will be aware of Tha Dizzle’s recent call-to-arms, in which he stated bluntly that 2025 is going to be the greatest year for the subject in its entire history: We are no longer in the dark days of the...
Extra-crispy Turducken++

Extra-crispy Turducken++

The God-Emperor revealed yesterday that Boeing – yes, THAT Boeing, the one that cannot help but make a colossal mess out of literally everything it does nowadays – is going to be the producer of America’s future “sixth-generation” combat jet: As His Most Illustrious,...
Testosterone injected straight into your eyeballs

Testosterone injected straight into your eyeballs

We all hate Amazog around here, and with good reason – they phuck up almost EVERY good IP they touch. But, with Warhammer 40K, they have actually done a LOT of things very, very right. Take Secret Level, the mini-series that wraps around parts of the lore. Episode 5,...
The God-Emperor flays a man alive

The God-Emperor flays a man alive

As I said in my poast from last night, the major news lighting up the airwaves at the moment is the very public, extraordinarily brutal humiliation – and that is the correct term for it – of the Narcofuehrer of 404 – Country Not Found, by His Most Illustrious, Noble,...
The filthiest poast of all time

The filthiest poast of all time

Gentlemen, before you proceed, I must warn you to remove any children from the vicinity of your computer. Make sure you open this poast in a private browsing tab, so your wife or girlfriend cannot find out what you have been watching. Everything you see from now on is...
Heir to the throne

Heir to the throne

God-Emperor 2.0 has certainly been a serious shift in tone, direction, and speed from the previous iteration. The sheer pace and force of the WINNING!!! has been dizzying, to say the least. The God-Emperor has moved against the Derp State with a level of...
Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

The first week of the blessed renewed reign of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and...