“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

About as epic as it gets

About as epic as it gets

So there’s a new HELLOWEEN album dropping later this year, and they just released the first single from it – a 7-minute sprawling epic called “Skyfall” that, quite hilariously, references MEGADETH and pays great tribute to the...
Show us your Bobas

Show us your Bobas

So Gina “Crush” Carano sat down with the Littlest Chickenhawk, Benny Shapiru, to talk about the lessons that she learned from her firing by the Devil Mouse. Despite the fact that a Neo-Palestinian Gamma is interviewing her, the actual interview itself is...
The 3,000th

The 3,000th

Clearly I wasn’t paying attention to my post numbers, but it just so happened that my post about how taking the ticket will cost you your soul, was also my three thousandth. I have to say, that strikes me as highly fitting somehow. Three thousand posts written...
Imitation is the highest form of flattery

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

So there I was, beavering away at a rather tedious spreadsheet containing a whole bunch of business proposals, listening to an epic collection of power metal, when a track that sounded like AN ABSOLUTE DEAD RINGER for a RUNNING WILD choon popped into the queue. The...
Didact’s Album List 2020

Didact’s Album List 2020

KALIDIA – The Frozen Throne (3.4/5)AEPHANEMER – Prokopton (4.2/5)UNLEASH THE ARCHERS – Abyss (4.5/5)FREEDOM CALL – M.E.T.A.L. (3.8/5)FREEDOM CALL – Masters of Light (3.5/5)WISDOM – Marching for Liberty (3.1/5)VIRGIN STEELE – The Marriage of Heaven and Hell Pt. 1 &...
The Didact’s Best Albums of 2020

The Didact’s Best Albums of 2020

Despite the massive interruptions caused by the Kung Flu, 2020 was a pretty good year for metal. I listened to a number of truly great albums this year, starting with a follow-up to my favourite album of 2017 which managed the rare feat of exceeding its predecessor....
The dawn of Victory

The dawn of Victory

The attorney for His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the Chaddest of Chads, may the LORD bless him and preserve him,...
Let the conquering continue

Let the conquering continue

I’m pleased to make a few announcements today: 1. Limitless Living On Sale You may recall that over the summer, my good friend Kyle Trouble and I put together a course called Limitless Living. This is nothing short of a life-transformation course designed to get...
Admit to your screw-ups like a man

Admit to your screw-ups like a man

You may remember that some time ago I posted up a video concerning the SSC Tuatara’s epic 331mph record-breaking speed run. Actually, I’m not sure what the true speed was, because SSC claims that the Tuatara can hit 331mph, but the average speed on both...
Happy HELLOWEEN 2020

Happy HELLOWEEN 2020

The days are getting shorter and colder, the leaves are falling from the trees, and today is All Hallow’s Eve – also known as Halloween. Today is usually when kids get dressed up in silly outfits and go around knocking on doors and taking candy. This is...
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