“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Now that’s a benediction

Everyone’s favourite corpse-makeup band, POWERWOLF, set about re-recording some of their classic songs recently, and are releasing them as a compilation called The Best of the Blessed. The new songs sound – and there’s really no other word for it...

Building a Didactic mousetrap

I’ve been hinting at this for a while now, but it’s time to finally say something about it: This blog is going to move. The new site is called Didactic Mind (rather fitting, n’est-ce pas?), and the process of transferring everything over, including...

The man who should be Batman

If you haven’t watched a Scott Adkins film, he’s basically the king of martial arts B-movies these days – and some of those movies are actually very good. One of my favourites is Boyka: Undisputed, in which Mr. Adkins plays the dark anti-hero Yuriy...

The mighty kingdom of CHAD

Now that we have officially entered the Time of Suckage, as told by the Mad Prophet Johnny Ringo, perhaps we can all lighten the mood a little and look at some fantastic new developments. The headlines these days read like satire, so let’s turn to an...

At least it’s original

You know how Hollyweird basically has nothing left beyond remakes and sequels nowadays? And how most of the “original” stuff that they make is essentially degenerate LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT pandering? Well, here’s a movie that might restore your faith in...

BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS CHEESE!

A couple of Mondays back, I posted up that awesome David Hasslehoff music video from the internet movie, Kung Fury. That proved to be a bit of a hit. And you can see why if you watch the whole film: I’m not exactly sure how you could get more 80s than that. The...

The God-Emperor’s Monday media massacre

I had initially thought to leave this set of clips until the next Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, but then I saw what His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the...

A symphony of steele

I cottoned on to a New York metal band called VIRGIN STEELE at the beginning of this year, thanks to basically random trawling through YouTube’s metal archives, and I haven’t been able to stop listening to them ever since. Now, these guys have a rather...

Mini-Mikey and Mistress Elizabeth

I had planned to use this clip from #BasedTucker in the next Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, but it was simply too brilliant and too funny to keep waiting. This is Tucker Carlson in rare form: OK, first things first, to all of my red-blooded male audience: Can...

Too much vodka

That is what I am assuming was the motivation behind this highly psychedelic old-school Russian cartoon: I can’t really add too much to that, other than to say: Contra whatever Sting might think, the Russians do, in fact, love their children too. Share...
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