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The Crusade from Spamalot to retake the Holy Live

by | Mar 29, 2025 | Christianity | 3 comments

For those of you who follow Christian polemics against Izzlam, you will be aware of Tha Dizzle’s recent call-to-arms, in which he stated bluntly that 2025 is going to be the greatest year for the subject in its entire history:

We are no longer in the dark days of the early- to mid-2000s, when the goathumpers were running around getting away with JIHAAAAAD!!!!!! and suffering routinely from premature detonations every few months across the capitols of the West. The advent of TEH INNARWEBZ brought with it live-streaming and both short-form and long-form video podcasts. This then permitted Christian polemicists and apologists to dismantle Izzlamick “arguments” live, debating with Moose Limbs directly, on the record, for the entire world to see.

The Izzlamists have never recovered since.

Their entire trajectory has been downward for the past 15 years. They have been totally unable to mount any kind of effective fightback against Christianity, simply because we are now able to see for ourselves what Izzlam has done its level best to hide for 14 centuries.

We now know more about their “scriptures” than the average Moose Limb does. We can see and read for ourselves the sheer, laughable, hilarious incoherence and, frankly, idiocy of their Satanic death-cult.

All of their core texts, commentaries, explanations, and scholarly articles are now available to us, for free, online, and translated into English. Up until perhaps 15-20 years ago, you really had to be a specialist in Izzlamick theology to understand the more esoteric points about its origins and teachings.

And, because we can now see how absurd their core teachings really are, how incoherent, weird, and just plain IMMORAL they are, we can wield the single greatest weapon we have against them:

Laughter.

This is precisely what happened a few days ago during a livestream hosted by Apostate Prophet – an apostate from Izzlam, who became an atheist, and is now well on his way to becoming a brother of the True Faith. (His wife, God bless her, converted to Orthodoxy, and he appears to be quite keen on embracing Orthodox Christianity himself. Good for him.)

He had with him Avery from GodLogic Apologetics, Mike from Inspiring Philosophy, and Tha Dizzle Hizzself. They just so happened to see that one of the most ridiculous and absurd of the dawahgandists, one helium-voiced boy named Lily Dawah (not really, but mockery is justified in this case), was livestreaming at the same time – and he had a paltry thirty-five followers watching.

So, they encouraged the hundreds of Christians watching their own stream, to go join Li’l Lily’s chat, and… well, perhaps the funniest 20 minutes of pure comedy you have ever seen in your life, then ensued:

This is one you want to avoid watching while drinking hot liquids. It is simply HILARIOUS. Basically, hundreds of Christians invaded a Moose Limb chat and started spamming it with comments saying, “Christ is King!” and “Jesus Christ is Lord!” – and the Izzlamists got so butthurt that they started crying about discrimination and racism, because they could not cope.

Things got so bad for the Izzlamists that Lily Dawah then shut down the stream for a bit, before restarting it with a completely closed comments section.

This, then, is how you beat Izzlam – at least in the West. (Of course, shutting down ALL immigration from Izzlamick countries, particularly from India and Pakistan, which is where you get the dumbest and worst of the Izzlamists these days, would be a VERY good idea.)

All you have to do, is POINT AND LAUGH. They literally have no idea what to do.

The moment you expose Izzlamick theology for what it is, most sane and sensible people will walk away from it in disgust. But with Moose Limbs, because they have been brainwashed so thoroughly for so long, and indoctrinated in so many lies, it is MUCH harder to convince them to walk away.

The fact that Izzlam also happens to carry a DEATH PENALTY for apostasy, might have little something to do with that, of course.

But, the moment you simply point and laugh at them, they freeze up. They do not know what to do, because their ridiculous death-cult takes itself so seriously. Not for nothing did Ayatollah Khameini once say “there is no fun in Izzlam”.

Never forget that, as Christians, we are called upon to be happy warriors. We fight against powers and principalities, and we defeat them with arguments and examples. And if we can do all of that while having an absolute blast, then God smiles upon us.

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3 Comments

  1. Odnams Razor

    you think Ali Dawah speaks in that high pitch voice to try and pick up 9 year olds?

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  2. Teleros

    The chaps at Pfander Films have said that too many Mohammedans simply refuse to listen when confronted with mockery. In contrast, they’ve been attacking the historicity of Islam. Not, eg, “Mohammed was a paedophile” (which they’ll likely have encountered before) but “Mohammed didn’t exist & Mecca is Petra”. For many of their apologists, it’s so far out of left field that it causes a bit of a mental BSOD.

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    • Didact

      Yes, Dr. Jay Smith has made a career out of his attacks on the historicity of Izzlam. And I agree with him – his approach works, beautifully. The key is to fuse his brilliant insights into the totally fictional origins of Izzlam, with outright mockery of the idiots that keep making absurd claims about Izzlamick scriptures. Attacking Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit (Police Be Upon Him), or their fake moon-god, simply gets their backs up, because Izzlam literally makes people stupid. But when you laugh at the idiocy of their adherents when confronted with basic, undeniable facts – like the fact that there are many different ARABIC Korans, or that their “scientific miracles” in the Koran are utter nonsense – then they fall to pieces.

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