“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Feel the wrath of the Storm

Feel the wrath of the Storm

It would appear that a recent brush with the Chinese Mumps has stiffened the resolve of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of...
Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Reader furor kek tonicus – he of the awesome and ever-changing handle – posted a video in the comments to yesterday’s article about the God-Emperor’s epic attack raccoons, about the Joint Strike Flying Piano. Apparently, one of Uncle...
“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

Dr. David Wood is a very interesting character. His life is an incredibly compelling example of the power and the glory of God’s grace. He is – or was – a diagnosed psychopath with self-aggrandising tendencies. He nearly bludgeoned his own father to...
Rage for order

Rage for order

The latest news out of Europe and Asia concerning the Kung Flu is grim, to say the least. PommieBastardLande is looking at implementing yet another lockdown – the government there has taken to calling it a “circuit-breaker”, and apparently believes...
Just as Cicero predicted

Just as Cicero predicted

In his dialogue “De re publica,” Marcus Tullius Cicero explained, through the fictionalized voice of Scipio Africanus, that there are three basic types of government. The first is the monarchy, in which the king rules. The second is the aristocracy, in...
What’s a factor of 10 between friends?

What’s a factor of 10 between friends?

There is an old story about NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, which I might have mentioned somewhere on the blog before – I can’t remember exactly when or where, that does tend to happen when you’ve written something approaching 3,000 posts...

The Great Scattering begins

To pretty much nobody’s surprise, when you turn the greatest cities in America (and, by extension, the Western world) into ridiculously expensive, crime-ridden, rat-infested, vagrant-swamped, crowded, congested, shit-stained, urine-stinking, needle-strewn,...

The TrumpCure works

This video of a very foreign doctor working in Houston, TX, and treating Kung Flu patients was apparently so terrifying, so evil, so horrible, and so dreadful that YouTube and Google have thoroughly banned it: Her name is Dr. Stella Immanuel, and she’s...

There goes the Mandate of Heaven

First it was the Kung Flu, then it was a global economic shutdown, and now it appears that the Middle Kingdom has been hit with severe flooding: You wouldn’t know it if you were paying attention to what the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists of the...

Do not give up your freedoms

It is fashionable, especially of late, among the intelligentsia and the mainstream whorenalist classes to run down the USA as the most racist and awful country in the world. They maintain that the past history and present state of the USA in particular, and of Western...
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