“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

The quote falsely attributed to Lord Winston Churchill goes something like, “jaw-jaw is better than war-war”. This is not quite what he actually said, which went something like, “Meeting jaw-to-jaw is better than war”. This is one of those odd instances where Winnie...
Extra-crispy Turducken++

Extra-crispy Turducken++

The God-Emperor revealed yesterday that Boeing – yes, THAT Boeing, the one that cannot help but make a colossal mess out of literally everything it does nowadays – is going to be the producer of America’s future “sixth-generation” combat jet: As His Most Illustrious,...
Of nonsense and nuances

Of nonsense and nuances

Much ink has been spilled over the last few days in the wake of the meeting in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, between the Ukrainian and American delegations. After that long meeting on Monday – which apparently lasted something like eight hours – the two parties issued a joint...
The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

Two days ago, the Russian Ministry of Defence officially announced the full liberation (or recapture, if you prefer) of the town of Sudzha, in the Kursk region of Russia. The collapse of the Ukrainian defence forces in the region brought to a near-end what has to be...
A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

A proctologist’s guide to Russophobia

My recent poast on the subject of peace talks between Russia and the FUSA garnered a lot of interest, thanks to linkage from Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible, and the writers of Western Rifle Shooters...
They all knew it was fake

They all knew it was fake

Five years ago – five long, awful, TERRIBLE years ago, and somehow it seems like an even greater span than that – most of us who supported the God-Emperor watched, aghast, as what we considered to be a fake and illegitimate “President”, take his oath of office. This...
Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

The first week of the blessed renewed reign of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and...
The end of an error

The end of an error

The day has finally come. The Fake President has left the White House for the very last time, never to return. And well past time, too. The past four years have had the quality of an endless, horrible nightmare – a lot like one of those really scary dreams where you...
An open letter to Elon Musk on the H-1B

An open letter to Elon Musk on the H-1B

The following is an open letter to Elon Musk, on the subject of the H-1B visa, which has stirred up a considerable, very noisy, and somewhat profane debate on X. Mr. Musk posted some, shall we say, strong sentiments about those who criticise the H-1B, claiming he will...
The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The situation in the Middle East has taken a dramatic turn for the worse over the past week, with the “surprise” incursion by Radical Izzlamist F***bags from the northern Syrian province of Idlib. The city of Aleppo, once a stronghold of the Assad government in Syria,...