“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Shampeachment 2: The Shampooing

Shampeachment 2: The Shampooing

I’m a big fan of the notion that overkill is underrated – an idea that I got from The A-Team, a rather underrated movie in its own right. (Snarky comments about Didact’s appalling taste in movies in the comments, please.) But I generally like my...
The God-Emperor called it

The God-Emperor called it

Well, it’s January 7th, and Sleepy Creepy Corrupt Slow Joe Biden has officially been confirmed as the Fake President-Elect by the entire broken and corrupt system of government. Also, there were actual outright riots in Washington, D.C., and four people are...
Guest Post: Did the Elites Betray Us? by The Male Brain

Guest Post: Did the Elites Betray Us? by The Male Brain

Our good friend Dawn Pine, aka The Male Brain, wrote in with a very interesting post written from an Israeli point of view about how and why the elites that govern us have betrayed our trust and faith over the years. This is an intriguing topic because clearly the...
Not only “NO”, but “F*** NO!!!”

Not only “NO”, but “F*** NO!!!”

In case you were wondering about whether that Kung Flu vaccine developed by Pfizer is safe and effective…: [h/t our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Vox Day] Here’s another video exposing the hoopla around this vaccine: You're a...
They’re not completely cucked out

They’re not completely cucked out

The conventional wisdom about the Euroweenies is that they no longer understand what a nation actually is, and have simply surrendered their identities and their love of their own peoples in favour for fancy-pants and lollipops handed out by the globalist abomination...
“Scamdemic”, indeed

“Scamdemic”, indeed

How many times have you heard over the past several months that SARS-CoV-2, also known as “novel coronavirus” or “COVID-19”, is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, dreadful, awful, nasty, lethal bug that will kill us all? More times than...
They didn’t sink the damn ships

They didn’t sink the damn ships

Remember ze Germans – or, to be more precise, their government – decided that they were almost irredeemably racist, and tried to fix the (non-existent) problem by importing a MILLION Syrian and North African “refugees”? How do you suppose that...
Feel the wrath of the Storm

Feel the wrath of the Storm

It would appear that a recent brush with the Chinese Mumps has stiffened the resolve of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of...
Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Reader furor kek tonicus – he of the awesome and ever-changing handle – posted a video in the comments to yesterday’s article about the God-Emperor’s epic attack raccoons, about the Joint Strike Flying Piano. Apparently, one of Uncle...
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