“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Dire Straits Edition

Friday T&A: Dire Straits Edition

We have gone from all-out war and threats of civilisation-ending destruction, to a ceasefire-that-isn’t, despite the best efforts of Cheetoh-Man to pretend that it is active, and that the Strait of Hormuz is open. It is not. The reality is that the Strait is...
Friday T&A: Structural Damage Edition

Friday T&A: Structural Damage Edition

It would appear that the damage to the global economy from the insane (((Small-Hat))) war in the Middle East is approaching critical levels. Europe is sleepwalking into a nightmare, and its leaders are only now beginning to face up to the true horrors of the...
Friday T&A: Arrow to the Knee Edition

Friday T&A: Arrow to the Knee Edition

Well, the war in Iran grinds on, with no clear end in sight. By all appearances, Ornj Boi is desperate to get the hell out of a quagmire of his own choosing, which he NEVER should have started in the first place, and which all the evidence indicates Israel forced him...
Friday T&A: Epic Fork-Up Edition

Friday T&A: Epic Fork-Up Edition

Here we are at another Friday the 13th, which must make one Jason Vorhees very happy indeed – because this year, of all years, he gets to celebrate his birthday THREE TIMES, presumably by going on killing spree involving various young and very stupid campers. The rest...
Friday T&A: Owed to Spaghetti Edition

Friday T&A: Owed to Spaghetti Edition

The legendary La Sophia apparently once said words to the effect that, “Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti”. Now, given she was for many years EASILY the most beautiful woman in the world, and by some distance, and given what she looked like in her...
Friday T&A: Warpigs Edition

Friday T&A: Warpigs Edition

I am very tired today, as I just got back from a couple of hours of skiing – which I continue to regard as a rather over-the-top rich crazy Wypipo pastime, though admittedly one which is HELLA fun. I do reserve a particular and intense dislike for snowboarders...
Friday T&A: All About that Bass Edition

Friday T&A: All About that Bass Edition

Apparently, there is a song from someone called “Meghan Trainor” that goes by the title in today’s poast. Since I do not listen to pop music, and have next to no understanding of the concept, I have no idea whether this is true or not. After all,...
Friday T&A: Th1rt3en Edition

Friday T&A: Th1rt3en Edition

Today is, of course, Friday the Thirteenth, which for those of a superstitious bent is a Very Bad Day, because… reasons. This is being rather uncharitable to the history of Christendom, though, because Friday, October 13, 1307, was the day when the Order of the...
Friday T&A: Hellmouth Edition

Friday T&A: Hellmouth Edition

The ongoing revelations from the latest batch of the Epstein Files have been sickening, horrifying, and extremely disturbing. Those are the mildest possible sentiments one can express on the subject. If there is anything good that can possibly come from the long...
Friday T&A: Wag the Dog Edition

Friday T&A: Wag the Dog Edition

Another week, another war about to kick off. We appear to be all set for a potential weekend bombing of Iran, because REASONS. Nobody seems to have the first clue why the Persians pose any kind of a threat to America, but Angry Short Trump appears determined to find...