“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Here we are at another Friday the 13th, which must make one Jason Vorhees very happy indeed – because this year, of all years, he gets to celebrate his birthday THREE TIMES, presumably by going on killing spree involving various young and very stupid campers. The rest...
The legendary La Sophia apparently once said words to the effect that, “Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti”. Now, given she was for many years EASILY the most beautiful woman in the world, and by some distance, and given what she looked like in her...
I am very tired today, as I just got back from a couple of hours of skiing – which I continue to regard as a rather over-the-top rich crazy Wypipo pastime, though admittedly one which is HELLA fun. I do reserve a particular and intense dislike for snowboarders...
Apparently, there is a song from someone called “Meghan Trainor” that goes by the title in today’s poast. Since I do not listen to pop music, and have next to no understanding of the concept, I have no idea whether this is true or not. After all,...
Today is, of course, Friday the Thirteenth, which for those of a superstitious bent is a Very Bad Day, because… reasons. This is being rather uncharitable to the history of Christendom, though, because Friday, October 13, 1307, was the day when the Order of the...
The ongoing revelations from the latest batch of the Epstein Files have been sickening, horrifying, and extremely disturbing. Those are the mildest possible sentiments one can express on the subject. If there is anything good that can possibly come from the long...
Another week, another war about to kick off. We appear to be all set for a potential weekend bombing of Iran, because REASONS. Nobody seems to have the first clue why the Persians pose any kind of a threat to America, but Angry Short Trump appears determined to find...
The fun and games surrounding Greenland appears to have died down somewhat, following the usual gathering of globalist creeps and totalitarian nutcases over in Davos earlier this week. Drumpf came away from it with an agreement that he apparently pulled out of thin...
The furore surrounding the Dread Pirate Donald’s Trumper Tantrums with respect to Greenland are, I must say, some of the funniest comedy I have ever seen. The whole thing is hilarious at every possible level. Let us start with the very idea of...
We have certainly gotten off to quite a start in 2026. With the straight-up deposition and kidnapping of President Maduro of Venezuela, the God-Emperor has essentially declared that America is, in fact, a piratical empire that thinks it can do whatever the hell it...
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