“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Th1rt3en Edition

Friday T&A: Th1rt3en Edition

Today is, of course, Friday the Thirteenth, which for those of a superstitious bent is a Very Bad Day, because… reasons. This is being rather uncharitable to the history of Christendom, though, because Friday, October 13, 1307, was the day when the Order of the...
Friday T&A: Hellmouth Edition

Friday T&A: Hellmouth Edition

The ongoing revelations from the latest batch of the Epstein Files have been sickening, horrifying, and extremely disturbing. Those are the mildest possible sentiments one can express on the subject. If there is anything good that can possibly come from the long...
Friday T&A: Wag the Dog Edition

Friday T&A: Wag the Dog Edition

Another week, another war about to kick off. We appear to be all set for a potential weekend bombing of Iran, because REASONS. Nobody seems to have the first clue why the Persians pose any kind of a threat to America, but Angry Short Trump appears determined to find...
Friday T&A: Nuuklear-Free Edition

Friday T&A: Nuuklear-Free Edition

The fun and games surrounding Greenland appears to have died down somewhat, following the usual gathering of globalist creeps and totalitarian nutcases over in Davos earlier this week. Drumpf came away from it with an agreement that he apparently pulled out of thin...
Friday T&A: Erik’s Error Edition

Friday T&A: Erik’s Error Edition

The furore surrounding the Dread Pirate Donald’s Trumper Tantrums with respect to Greenland are, I must say, some of the funniest comedy I have ever seen. The whole thing is hilarious at every possible level. Let us start with the very idea of...
Friday T&A: Empire of the Undead Edition

Friday T&A: Empire of the Undead Edition

We have certainly gotten off to quite a start in 2026. With the straight-up deposition and kidnapping of President Maduro of Venezuela, the God-Emperor has essentially declared that America is, in fact, a piratical empire that thinks it can do whatever the hell it...
Friday T&A: Quickstarter Edition

Friday T&A: Quickstarter Edition

Things have been rather quiet around here for the past 2 weeks, and that is a direct result of my Christmas holidays. I spent them somewhere in the vicinity of the tropics, surrounded by sand, sea, and more than a few attractive females of the Slavic variety –...
Friday T&A: Layover Edition

Friday T&A: Layover Edition

It is hard to believe just how quickly the year has gone by, but here we are, practically at the end of December. This poast finds me somewhere in between Europe and Asia (so to speak), after a delayed flight and a rather odd time getting to my transit hotel for the...
Friday T&A: Direct Line Edition

Friday T&A: Direct Line Edition

I am way too tired to come up with anything deep or witty today – it’s been a busy week, what with travel and parties and so on. Therefore, let us get straight to the point with the lovely lady of the week. This here is Naila May, age unknown, nationality...
Friday T&A: Hoarse Sense Edition

Friday T&A: Hoarse Sense Edition

Yes, this one is unusually late, but I actually do have a good excuse. (Sort of.) I was at a concert earlier this week, and that kind of left me quite zonked yesterday. Turns out, jumping up and down like a maniac for two hours and screaming yourself hoarse, after an...