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Peace goulash

Peace goulash

The news that broke yesterday about the YUGE, very beautiful, really amazing call, the most amazing discussion, the greatest conversation ever, between Ornj Boi and the Neo-Tsar, done VERY STRONGLY, was welcome, up to a point. We then got from it a TROOF from Drumpf...
All bone and no steak

All bone and no steak

For the carnivores amongst us (which is, basically, every single person who reads this site, because we absolutely, positively, 100% DO NOT tolerate vegans around here), you know what a “tomahawk steak” is. Simply put, it is a ribeye steak with the long bone of the...
Neocon Don

Neocon Don

Earlier this week, we woke up to read reports that Ornj Boi has essentially authorised the use of American intelligence data to conduct deep strikes against Russian bases, manufacturing facilities, oil refineries, power plants, and other critical infrastructure. On...
The Army of the future

The Army of the future

In relation to my last poast about casualties in the Banderastan War, one question that keeps coming up, over and over again, is the obvious one: why, if the Russians have such overwhelming superiority over the Ukrainians, are they taking so bloody long? This question...
A tale told by an idiot

A tale told by an idiot

Now that the summit between the Neo-Tsar and the God-Emperor in Alaska is over and done with, and at least a day has elapsed since all that kicked off, we can now take a moment to step back and assess things a bit more dispassionately. Personally, I never had any...
There is nothing to negotiate

There is nothing to negotiate

The last few days have been very busy in terms of diplomacy, with a seeming breakthrough coming in just today. As of now, we see that Angry Short Trump will meet with the Neo-Tsar, probably next week, though the details remain to be confirmed. This is good news,...
It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

If you have been keeping up with the latest Trumper Tantrums on TROOF Social, then you will know that Drumpf seems to have gone completely off the rails of late. It is actually embarrassing to watch. All I can do when commenting on this, is to say that Angry Short...
Well that’s us told, then

Well that’s us told, then

At some point, even the President of the (Former) United States of America has to recognise the truth behind the saying, “when you are deep in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging”. Somebody had better tell the current occupant of the White House that sage...
Freedumb TACOs

Freedumb TACOs

Here we are, a week and change from the dramatic escalation that was America’s bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, and the best thing we can say about it, is that we are all still here. The downright insane decision taken by the God-Emperor to attack Iran did not,...
Didactic Mind, Ep 122: Donny Trumpo’s Wars

Didactic Mind, Ep 122: Donny Trumpo’s Wars

As we all know by now, the US, under President Trump’s leadership, attacked Iran’s nuclear enrichment facilities. This is not merely a bad decision – it is among the craziest, most risky, and most stupid decisions ever taken by any world leader. In...