“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

They all knew it was fake

They all knew it was fake

Five years ago – five long, awful, TERRIBLE years ago, and somehow it seems like an even greater span than that – most of us who supported the God-Emperor watched, aghast, as what we considered to be a fake and illegitimate “President”, take his oath of office. This...
Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

Winning, winning, and (mostly) MORE WINNING!!!

The first week of the blessed renewed reign of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and...
The end of an error

The end of an error

The day has finally come. The Fake President has left the White House for the very last time, never to return. And well past time, too. The past four years have had the quality of an endless, horrible nightmare – a lot like one of those really scary dreams where you...
All the President’s mental blocks

All the President’s mental blocks

That image from the DURRbate between His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him,...
The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

Well, the Trumpasaur certainly has not kept anyone waiting or guessing (much) with respect to his picks for his future Administration. There has been a blizzard of names emerging out of the God-Emperor’s camp of late, and the resulting howls of rage and despair...
The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

As we all come off the emotional high of the God-Emperor’s epic victory – and WHAT a high it is!!! – we now find ourselves faced with the much more pedestrian realities of what he will do, given a second shot at the Cherry Blossom Throne and the Imperial Purple....
The 2024 Post-Election Shitlord Schadenboner

The 2024 Post-Election Shitlord Schadenboner

As we saw last night, the world appears to be returning – kind-of-sort-of-really-slowly-in-a-chaotic-way – to normal. We can say this, because His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Fresh-squeezed Ornj Boi

Fresh-squeezed Ornj Boi

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, appeared on a couple of long-form...