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Operation: EAGLE CLAW II

Operation: EAGLE CLAW II

That picture you see above is from a landing strip not far from Isfahan, in west-central Iran. Supposedly, that is the result of an all-out attempt to rescue the Weapons Systems Officer of an F-15E Strike Eagle that the Iranians shot down over their airspace during...
Happy TACO Tuesday, everyone!

Happy TACO Tuesday, everyone!

The news broke very late last night (my time, and Iranian time, though it was probably at around 7pm EST) that Angry Short Fat Trump had, at almost the very last minute, called off the so-called “civilisation-ending” strikes against Iran’s infrastructure, power...
This is not Trump

This is not Trump

The TROOF SOWSHUL post you see above is real. I could not believe it when I saw it on Telegram, at first – I thought it must have been some sort of hoax. But it is a real, verified, actual TROOF from Ornj Boi’s own account. I had to go check it when I saw it, such was...
We are at OILCON 3

We are at OILCON 3

The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it. — Paul-Muad’dib Atreides, from DUNE by Frank Herbert The “Large-Scale Military Operation”, or “Special Combat Operation”, that most of us now dub Operation: AIPAC F***-UP, is now in its 29th...
The war that will break a President

The war that will break a President

Operation: EPIC FORK-UP is now entering, or in, its seventh day, depending on your time-zone. The war that was originally supposed to last 4 days, is now supposedly going to last up to 4 WEEKS. The same Trump Administration officials – including the President himself...
ICE and snow jobs

ICE and snow jobs

I have thus far refrained from commenting in any significant way on the unrest in Minnesota, simply because I am not in the US any longer, and what happens there is of significantly lesser concern to me now than it used to be. Nonetheless, with the latest spate of...
The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

Now that things have settled down somewhat after Drumpf took a page out of the Sicilian Mafia’s playbook and made Nicolas Maduro a deal he couldn’t refuse, the general thrust of American foreign policy under God-Emperor 2.0 is becoming relatively clear, at least in...
Dane gelded

Dane gelded

It is rather difficult at times to know what to make of Trump 2.0. On the one hand, the list of policy accomplishments we have seen thus far, is basically nothing like what we thought we would get back in November 2024. The God-Emperor, as he was at that time,...
Amateur Hour on a global stage

Amateur Hour on a global stage

Over the last 48 hours, we have seen a major flurry of news concerning a potential 28-point peace plan, released by the Trump Administration, which Ornj Boi evidently expects Bellendsky the Narcofuehrer to sign by Thanksgiving – VERY STRONGLY!!!. Precisely how Drumpf...
Peace goulash

Peace goulash

The news that broke yesterday about the YUGE, very beautiful, really amazing call, the most amazing discussion, the greatest conversation ever, between Ornj Boi and the Neo-Tsar, done VERY STRONGLY, was welcome, up to a point. We then got from it a TROOF from Drumpf...