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The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

Now that things have settled down somewhat after Drumpf took a page out of the Sicilian Mafia’s playbook and made Nicolas Maduro a deal he couldn’t refuse, the general thrust of American foreign policy under God-Emperor 2.0 is becoming relatively clear, at least in...
How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

The other day I was perusing through some random links on my site, and I came across a poast that I wrote nearly 7 (!!!) years ago, on the subject of the legendary “Fighter Mafia”. These were the men who waged a covert bureaucratic war – and that is what it was –...
MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

About a month ago, while most of us were slowly slipping into holiday mode, the EUSSR decided to slap personal SANKSHUNS on one Col. Jacques Baud. As of Dec 15 2025, Col. Baud is unable to access his bank accounts in the EU, and is therefore unable to get paid for his...
The coming collapse of the EUSSR

The coming collapse of the EUSSR

This past week has seen perhaps the single most consequential act of brazen stupidity in the history of postwar Europe. That is not hyperbole when you understand the consequences of what the unelected, unaccountable, incompetent, and blindingly stupid bureaucrats of...
Amateur Hour on a global stage

Amateur Hour on a global stage

Over the last 48 hours, we have seen a major flurry of news concerning a potential 28-point peace plan, released by the Trump Administration, which Ornj Boi evidently expects Bellendsky the Narcofuehrer to sign by Thanksgiving – VERY STRONGLY!!!. Precisely how Drumpf...
Peace goulash

Peace goulash

The news that broke yesterday about the YUGE, very beautiful, really amazing call, the most amazing discussion, the greatest conversation ever, between Ornj Boi and the Neo-Tsar, done VERY STRONGLY, was welcome, up to a point. We then got from it a TROOF from Drumpf...
All bone and no steak

All bone and no steak

For the carnivores amongst us (which is, basically, every single person who reads this site, because we absolutely, positively, 100% DO NOT tolerate vegans around here), you know what a “tomahawk steak” is. Simply put, it is a ribeye steak with the long bone of the...
Neocon Don

Neocon Don

Earlier this week, we woke up to read reports that Ornj Boi has essentially authorised the use of American intelligence data to conduct deep strikes against Russian bases, manufacturing facilities, oil refineries, power plants, and other critical infrastructure. On...
The Army of the future

The Army of the future

In relation to my last poast about casualties in the Banderastan War, one question that keeps coming up, over and over again, is the obvious one: why, if the Russians have such overwhelming superiority over the Ukrainians, are they taking so bloody long? This question...
Graveyard nation

Graveyard nation

The picture you see above, comes from an item that crossed my Telegram feed yesterday. You can read for yourself what the numbers say. A little MAFF will tell you that Ukraine now has effectively about 1.1 MILLION dead – most of those listed “Missing in Action” are,...