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Tanked out

Tanked out

Anyone following the latest developments in the 404th UkReich, cannot help but be struck by the speed at which the narrative has dramatically unravelled over the past couple of weeks. Less than 8 weeks ago, NATO insisted that it would not send modern main battle tanks...
Omar Bradley is spinning in his grave

Omar Bradley is spinning in his grave

News came through yesterday that the Fake President will now send M3 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles to the Banderites in the 404th UkReich. I have to admit, I greeted the news with considerable amusement, because it is difficult to think of a better way for the...
MAD games with crazy people

MAD games with crazy people

The doctrine of mutual assured destruction, or MAD for short, has often been referred to in very derogatory terms as something you would literally have to be crazy to believe in. (I have also seen the “M” term in the acronym as “massive”...
Vote Cthulhu 2024

Vote Cthulhu 2024

Doubtless you have seen or heard by now the announcement from His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless...
The Kherson Khatastrophe

The Kherson Khatastrophe

As of early this morning, Moscow time, roughly 30,000 Russian troops withdrew with virtually all of their equipment from Kherson City, located on the right (or west) bank of the Dnieper River, to the left (or east) bank. (The directions are immensely confusing –...
Lettuce prey

Lettuce prey

As you have no doubt heard by now, Prime Minister Chucky, aka Liz Truss, is no longer in charge of PommieBastardLande. She resigned earlier today, to the surprise of just about nobody, after spending just six weeks in office. That makes her the shortest-tenured Prime...
The speech that shook the world

The speech that shook the world

On September 30th, 2022, the Neo-Tsar signed treaties with the formerly Ukrainian regions of Lugansk, Donetsk, Zaporozh’ye, and Kherson, and he gave a speech in the St. George Hall (technically the Hall of the Order of St. George) within the Grand Kremlin...
No more Mr. Nice Bear

No more Mr. Nice Bear

The Neo-Tsar has evidently had quite enough of dicking around in Banderastan. As I mentioned in my previous post on the subject, the referendums organised in the liberated territories of 404 are a specific, long-planned trigger for much harsher Russian actions that go...
The Motherland calls her children home

The Motherland calls her children home

Russian Telegram channels today absolutely blew up with the news that the liberated territories of the Lugansk and Donetsk People’s Republics, plus whatever has been freed in Kherson and Zaporozh’ye regions, will almost immediately start to hold...
Send them all home

Send them all home

Chaps, do you remember that whole weird series of episodes of what we might call a White Trash Soap Opera, suitably titled Yorkshire Dales or some such, involving a father-of-two who took in a Ukrainian refugee and then ended up dumping his not-wife’s ass in...
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