“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The hated hegemon

The hated hegemon

Americans have a great many splendid qualities, as I have said many times. I regard my time in the US as a great gift, and am very grateful for the fact that the American people basically left me alone to pursue my own ends in comfort and security. America is –...
Abandon hope, all ye who enter Banderastan

Abandon hope, all ye who enter Banderastan

The photo you see above is the best-guess tactical and operational situation on the ground around a city called Bakhmut (or Artyomovsk, as the Russians call it), located toward the northwestern side of Donetsk region, formerly a part of Banderastan. For those of you...
Fantasy warball

Fantasy warball

There are a few basic facts about neoclowns which we all need to understand and appreciate. First, they are essentially unreconstructed Trotskyites of (((a certain ethnicity))). Second. in terms of educational background, they tend to flock toward fluffy, soft, and...
Tanked out

Tanked out

Anyone following the latest developments in the 404th UkReich, cannot help but be struck by the speed at which the narrative has dramatically unravelled over the past couple of weeks. Less than 8 weeks ago, NATO insisted that it would not send modern main battle tanks...
Omar Bradley is spinning in his grave

Omar Bradley is spinning in his grave

News came through yesterday that the Fake President will now send M3 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles to the Banderites in the 404th UkReich. I have to admit, I greeted the news with considerable amusement, because it is difficult to think of a better way for the...
MAD games with crazy people

MAD games with crazy people

The doctrine of mutual assured destruction, or MAD for short, has often been referred to in very derogatory terms as something you would literally have to be crazy to believe in. (I have also seen the “M” term in the acronym as “massive”...
Vote Cthulhu 2024

Vote Cthulhu 2024

Doubtless you have seen or heard by now the announcement from His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless...
The Kherson Khatastrophe

The Kherson Khatastrophe

As of early this morning, Moscow time, roughly 30,000 Russian troops withdrew with virtually all of their equipment from Kherson City, located on the right (or west) bank of the Dnieper River, to the left (or east) bank. (The directions are immensely confusing –...
Lettuce prey

Lettuce prey

As you have no doubt heard by now, Prime Minister Chucky, aka Liz Truss, is no longer in charge of PommieBastardLande. She resigned earlier today, to the surprise of just about nobody, after spending just six weeks in office. That makes her the shortest-tenured Prime...
The speech that shook the world

The speech that shook the world

On September 30th, 2022, the Neo-Tsar signed treaties with the formerly Ukrainian regions of Lugansk, Donetsk, Zaporozh’ye, and Kherson, and he gave a speech in the St. George Hall (technically the Hall of the Order of St. George) within the Grand Kremlin...
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