“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Why “weird” works against Vance

Why “weird” works against Vance

Pretty much immediately after His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, announced...
When Eden burns

When Eden burns

The north of England is burning tonight, because of clashes between “far-right” and “left-wing” mobs in cities like Liverpool, Hull, Manchester, Leeds, and others. London is not immune to them either – though Londonistan is NOT an English...
Between the Dummy and the Derp State

Between the Dummy and the Derp State

OK, honestly, chaps, would whoever it is that is running this crazy ride please quit already? Stop the world, it is too insane, I want to get off. This has been one of those days when weeks happen in the space of hours. I refer, of course, to the fact that the Fake...
They tried to kill the King

They tried to kill the King

I was just about ready to call it a night yesterday, when notifications started to flood into my Telegram feed about a shooting at a rally held by His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Master of puppets, ruler of none

Master of puppets, ruler of none

In ancient Norse mythology – specifically, within the Heimskringla, written down in Old Norse by the legendary skald,Snorri Sturluson, some 800 years ago – there is a very interesting section about the Aesir-Vanir War. This epic conflict between the two “classes” of...
Playing the wrong game and losing the right one

Playing the wrong game and losing the right one

It is not an exaggeration to say that the global geopolitical scene is changing at a speed and with a violence that we have not seen since the early 1990s. In eras past, people were fortunate to see one landscape-changing redrawing of the global order in a lifetime,...
The Neo-Tsar’s gambit

The Neo-Tsar’s gambit

For those of you paying attention to global politics at the moment, you may be at least vaguely aware of some sort of “peace summit” that will take place in Switzerland, starting tomorrow. The idea behind it was to gather various Western and Global South...
Poking the bear was always a losing game

Poking the bear was always a losing game

Fresh off the news that the FUSA has just launched a raft of new SANSHUNS!!!!, which inevitably will WERK REEL GUDDER ‘N’ SHIET!!!!!!!!, the Russians have responded with an almighty shrug of their shoulders. The Central Bank of Russia simply announced that...
Injustice for all

Injustice for all

As you may have noticed, it is getting harder to write about anything meaningful these days. The impetus really is not there. Things have become so insane, so out of control, that it seems almost pointless to comment on any of it. The “guilty” verdict...
We are all a hairsbreadth from Hell

We are all a hairsbreadth from Hell

For those of you who have been keeping up with the news around the Banderastan War, you will be aware that the FUSA has now officially authorised 404 to use American weapons to strike targets deep within Russia. This comes at around the same time as reports of some...