“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The ballad of Jensen’s wang

The ballad of Jensen’s wang

Everyone knows by now about the Jensen Huang saga. I am not here to pile onto the man’s morals – that is between him, his wife, and God. I am just here for the GLORIOUS MEMES: Breaking News CIA reportedly deploying Sydney Sweeney to China 🇨🇳 pic.twitter.com/ss1trtBXaO...
They fell in vain

They fell in vain

Today is Veterans’ Day in America, and Remembrance or Armistice Day in much of Europe. As we all know (or should, anyway), at exactly 11am on November 11, 1918, the guns fell silent on the Western Front, as the armistice went into effect. That marked the end of active...
TACO-flavoured amnesty burger

TACO-flavoured amnesty burger

Fresh off the midterm electile dysfunction DISASTER that Ornj Boi himself created, by going to war against Iran for the sake of Izzrael, he did an interview with some whorenalist, in which he admitted the reasons why he lost – and then effectively backed down on the...
Donald Jeroboam Trump

Donald Jeroboam Trump

Those of you who know your Bible – which is to say, you are not a “Christian” Zionist, and therefore understand Scripture in its proper, correct, and full context – will know what I mean when I invoke the name, “Jeroboam, son of Nebat”. Jeroboam was, of course, one of...
The most annoying creatures… IN THE WORLD

The most annoying creatures… IN THE WORLD

Cyclists get a lot of hate. I know, because I used to be one. Back in my skool daze, so to speak, I put on a bike helmet and a big thick yellow jacket, and rode a mountain bike through the streets of London, pretty much every day. It is fair to say that most motorists...
Slaughterhouse 404

Slaughterhouse 404

The question of casualties is one of the most vexing, and by far the most morbid, of the many oddities in the Banderastan War. The Ukrainians, and their mindless Western shills, insist that the Russians are losing unbelievable numbers of soldiers as casualties, and...
BioWas/Were

BioWas/Were

Rejoice, gamerchuds! Bioware is DEAD!!! There are plenty of people who think this is a Very Bad Thing, and you will find lots of posts on social media sites, expressing their shock and horror that the studio which produced so many great games from all those years ago,...
A weak mean has brought extremely hard times

A weak mean has brought extremely hard times

We all know that old saying about what I will call – for lack of a better term – “the cycle of times”. It is a simple and effective encapsulation of well-received and time-tested wisdom: Looking at how Ornj Boi has gone about things in his second term, I am forced to...
Triple-A gaming deserves to die

Triple-A gaming deserves to die

The latest triple-A game to launch and faceplant, HARD, has been, of course, Gears of War: E-Day. The independent media has been full of news about just how bad things have gotten for that game – and, weirdly enough, this is one game where the backlash is, at first...
We deserve better psyops

We deserve better psyops

Over the past few days, we have all been subjected to a veritable barrage of FEAR-PR0N. It started with stories about an Omani pilot suddenly going all JIHAAAAAAAAD and suffering a premature detonation (of sorts) on a Flydubai flight to Izzrael. To be slightly more...