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Operation: EAGLE CLAW II

Operation: EAGLE CLAW II

That picture you see above is from a landing strip not far from Isfahan, in west-central Iran. Supposedly, that is the result of an all-out attempt to rescue the Weapons Systems Officer of an F-15E Strike Eagle that the Iranians shot down over their airspace during...
Happy TACO Tuesday, everyone!

Happy TACO Tuesday, everyone!

The news broke very late last night (my time, and Iranian time, though it was probably at around 7pm EST) that Angry Short Fat Trump had, at almost the very last minute, called off the so-called “civilisation-ending” strikes against Iran’s infrastructure, power...
This is not Trump

This is not Trump

The TROOF SOWSHUL post you see above is real. I could not believe it when I saw it on Telegram, at first – I thought it must have been some sort of hoax. But it is a real, verified, actual TROOF from Ornj Boi’s own account. I had to go check it when I saw it, such was...
We are at OILCON 3

We are at OILCON 3

The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it. — Paul-Muad’dib Atreides, from DUNE by Frank Herbert The “Large-Scale Military Operation”, or “Special Combat Operation”, that most of us now dub Operation: AIPAC F***-UP, is now in its 29th...
The Bell-End Curve

The Bell-End Curve

There has been an interesting video going viral of late, from the channel BantuCityDiaries, which looks at the rather disheartening results of an impromptu IQ test administered to the residents of Nigeria’s capitol city, Lagos. The video is worth watching just for the...
How the American Empire ends

How the American Empire ends

We are now closing out the second full week of Operation: AIPAC FURY, in which the Epstein Coalition decided to attack Iran without any kind of justification, rationale, clearly defined set of objectives, or, hell, anything even REMOTELY resembling a plan. The result...
The war that will break a President

The war that will break a President

Operation: EPIC FORK-UP is now entering, or in, its seventh day, depending on your time-zone. The war that was originally supposed to last 4 days, is now supposedly going to last up to 4 WEEKS. The same Trump Administration officials – including the President himself...
Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Well, “Chekhov’s MIC” finally went into action yesterday, attacking targets across Iran, starting from the early hours of the morning. After weeks of build-up and nail-biting tension, Angry Short Trump finally ordered the bombers and missiles in to conduct supposedly...
The Doom of Banderastan

The Doom of Banderastan

The picture you see at the top there is of a headline that appears in the Russian version of what appears to be a Ukrainian-language media site. It says, “In Kharkov they expand the Alley of Glory on the graveyard – there is not enough space for...