“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

All the President’s mental blocks

All the President’s mental blocks

That image from the DURRbate between His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him,...
We found the Whore of Babylon

We found the Whore of Babylon

Hot off the heels of the antics of one Lily Phillips – remember her? – who managed to cry herself into headlines around the Western world, we now have the exploits of her one-time bestest buddy, Bonnie Blue. This involves yet another case of yet another British lass...
Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord

Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord

Some of you might be familiar with a chap named Billy Carson, who runs a YouTube channel called “4biddenknowledge Podcast Network”, or something like that. He purports to investigate the hidden secrets of the ancient past, looking at documents that various religious...
Domain Query: Clown College degrees

Domain Query: Clown College degrees

Despite being stricken with what feels like (but isn’t… probably) bird flu, I finally managed to get around to addressing a rather interesting query from LRFotS Randale6, who wrote in to ask about the monumental illiteracy and idiocy of Clown World: Didact, looking...
When REKTallica had a real drummer

When REKTallica had a real drummer

For years, I have been VERY harsh about one Larzzzz Ulrich, founder, drummer, and leader of Metallica – a band that I consider to be hugely overhyped and overrated. That being said, there was a time, back in my teens, when I did listen quite a bit to their...
An open letter to Elon Musk on the H-1B

An open letter to Elon Musk on the H-1B

The following is an open letter to Elon Musk, on the subject of the H-1B visa, which has stirred up a considerable, very noisy, and somewhat profane debate on X. Mr. Musk posted some, shall we say, strong sentiments about those who criticise the H-1B, claiming he will...
Deep-fake deepthots

Deep-fake deepthots

No, this is not Friday arriving early. There is actually a serious point to this poast. The picture you see up top is from an Instathot who goes by the name of “Floriana Hazel”. She is, by all appearances, in that picture, at least, a lovely, radiant young woman. She...
Breaking a proper garden tool

Breaking a proper garden tool

Most of us have better things to do than wonder what OnlyFools slags get up to, and that is a healthy and sensible attitude. Occasionally, though, one of them breaks into the mainstream consciousness, usually by doing something unspeakably stupid and disgusting. We...
The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The situation in the Middle East has taken a dramatic turn for the worse over the past week, with the “surprise” incursion by Radical Izzlamist F***bags from the northern Syrian province of Idlib. The city of Aleppo, once a stronghold of the Assad government in Syria,...
Without lies, Izzlam dies

Without lies, Izzlam dies

Most of you are old enough to remember the 9/11 attacks. I certainly am, and remember exactly what happened on the Tuesday morning (well, evening, given where I was living at that time), when the planes flew into the Twin Towers. That one event completely altered my...