“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Scouring of the Shire

The Scouring of the Shire

That picture you see up top is the outcome of a countrywide series of local or council elections across a dark, dank, rainy, soggy, moss-covered, foggy, depressing, mildewed, bankrupt rock in the North Atlantic, called PommieBastardLande – also known as the United...
The anti-Karen

The anti-Karen

Everyone knows the “Karen” meme – the bossy, unpleasant, grating woman who starts out by demanding to speak with the manager, and just gets much worse from there. She is anti-feminine in every way – difficult, overbearing, loud, sometimes foul-mouthed, and absolutely...
Hungary has fallen

Hungary has fallen

Last Sunday, Hungarians went to the polls in record numbers, and delivered a crushing victory for the leader of the new opposition party, Tisza, led by Peter Magyar. And it IS a blowout – Magyar has a supermajority in the Hungarian parliament now. Now, normally,...
This is not Trump

This is not Trump

The TROOF SOWSHUL post you see above is real. I could not believe it when I saw it on Telegram, at first – I thought it must have been some sort of hoax. But it is a real, verified, actual TROOF from Ornj Boi’s own account. I had to go check it when I saw it, such was...
The Bell-End Curve

The Bell-End Curve

There has been an interesting video going viral of late, from the channel BantuCityDiaries, which looks at the rather disheartening results of an impromptu IQ test administered to the residents of Nigeria’s capitol city, Lagos. The video is worth watching just for the...
How the American Empire ends

How the American Empire ends

We are now closing out the second full week of Operation: AIPAC FURY, in which the Epstein Coalition decided to attack Iran without any kind of justification, rationale, clearly defined set of objectives, or, hell, anything even REMOTELY resembling a plan. The result...
The Andrew formerly known as Prince

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

The snappy strapline is not, I must confess, my own happy creation. I nicked it from a comment on a really very good video from the Greeks over at The Duran, in which they discussed the crisis rapidly engulfing the Royal Family of PommieBastardLande. If you want to...
Perhaps the hobbits can save the Shire after all

Perhaps the hobbits can save the Shire after all

Those who have been following my work for a while, will be aware that, when it comes to No-Longer-Great Britain, I have basically nothing good to say about it any longer. Every time I visit the shores of Foggy Albion, I am struck by how depressed and broken the whole...
Spraying the vampire ballroom with holy water

Spraying the vampire ballroom with holy water

The latest release of roughly 3 million documents (thereabouts) from the so-called “Epstein Files” has landed like a hammerblow across much of the Western world, and with very good reason. The details contained in the emails – where they are not covered in black ink –...
ICE and snow jobs

ICE and snow jobs

I have thus far refrained from commenting in any significant way on the unrest in Minnesota, simply because I am not in the US any longer, and what happens there is of significantly lesser concern to me now than it used to be. Nonetheless, with the latest spate of...