“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Donald Jeroboam Trump

Donald Jeroboam Trump

Those of you who know your Bible – which is to say, you are not a “Christian” Zionist, and therefore understand Scripture in its proper, correct, and full context – will know what I mean when I invoke the name, “Jeroboam, son of Nebat”. Jeroboam was, of course, one of...
The most annoying creatures… IN THE WORLD

The most annoying creatures… IN THE WORLD

Cyclists get a lot of hate. I know, because I used to be one. Back in my skool daze, so to speak, I put on a bike helmet and a big thick yellow jacket, and rode a mountain bike through the streets of London, pretty much every day. It is fair to say that most motorists...
BioWas/Were

BioWas/Were

Rejoice, gamerchuds! Bioware is DEAD!!! There are plenty of people who think this is a Very Bad Thing, and you will find lots of posts on social media sites, expressing their shock and horror that the studio which produced so many great games from all those years ago,...
Why we cannot stop poking the Bear

Why we cannot stop poking the Bear

LRFotS Abeer Yusless provided an interesting musing to my recent poast, about how woefully and inadequately prepared the Western military leadership class is for an actual, really-for-real shooting war with the ROOSKEES: It’s a shame that so many in the west feel the...
A weak mean has brought extremely hard times

A weak mean has brought extremely hard times

We all know that old saying about what I will call – for lack of a better term – “the cycle of times”. It is a simple and effective encapsulation of well-received and time-tested wisdom: Looking at how Ornj Boi has gone about things in his second term, I am forced to...
Triple-A gaming deserves to die

Triple-A gaming deserves to die

The latest triple-A game to launch and faceplant, HARD, has been, of course, Gears of War: E-Day. The independent media has been full of news about just how bad things have gotten for that game – and, weirdly enough, this is one game where the backlash is, at first...
We deserve better psyops

We deserve better psyops

Over the past few days, we have all been subjected to a veritable barrage of FEAR-PR0N. It started with stories about an Omani pilot suddenly going all JIHAAAAAAAAD and suffering a premature detonation (of sorts) on a Flydubai flight to Izzrael. To be slightly more...
When boredom is your friend

When boredom is your friend

By random chance, a video from a trainer and coach in his mid-forties, with three small kids, crossed into my EWCHOOB feed the other day, in which the guy talked with refreshing candour and directness about the need to stop dicking around and wasting time in the gym:...
HALO is dead, and they have killed it

HALO is dead, and they have killed it

Fresh off the total failure of HALO: Campaign DEvolved, Microslop moved a couple of days ago to essentially shut down Halo Studios, or whatever it is called, and has now shunted all future HALO development to… Activision: Xbox announced another major shift Tuesday in...