“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Become glorious Russian hacker!!!

Become glorious Russian hacker!!!

Many people in the West – a surprising number, given it has been more than 30 years since the Cold War ended – still believe Russians to be a dour, gruff, humourless bunch. Of course, anyone who spends more than 5 minutes around real Russians will tell you...
May the Farce be with you

May the Farce be with you

May the 4th came and went, and like most of you, I honestly could not be arsed to bother with it. There was a time, between the ages of 12 and about 27, when I was a rabid STAR WARS fan – I particularly loved the novels, and would read through them voraciously....
The #BasedTuckering

The #BasedTuckering

Everyone knows by now about how Fox News fired #BasedTucker, because reasons. Precisely what those reasons are, is still a bit murky, because no one at Fox is letting on, but it is not difficult to draw some basic conclusions using open-source data and a modicum of...
The proper handling and storage of garden tools

The proper handling and storage of garden tools

For anyone who has been paying attention, the past decade has been a true disaster in the West for dating and marriage. Men complain good women are nigh-on impossible to find, and either quit the Sexual and Marriage Market Places altogether, or go abroad to Eastern...
Domain Query: Ask Didact Anything Day

Domain Query: Ask Didact Anything Day

The Domain Query series is FINALLY back, with a long episode that deals with a wide range of reader questions. These come from my Telegram channel, the site, and emails from readers. I would like to thank everyone who wrote in and asked questions – I very much...
Didactic Mind, Ep 107: Here to Crush

Didactic Mind, Ep 107: Here to Crush

HAPPY NEW YEAR, brothers and sisters! May the peace and blessings of Our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your families and loved ones in 2023, and may we march ahead into the coming year armed with faith, hope, and above all, love. Hard times are surely ahead...
Batman RIP

Batman RIP

I am obviously rather late with this, but I couldn’t let it pass by without any comment. Kevin Conroy, the one and only voice of the Batman, is dead. He died a few weeks ago after a short battle with cancer, apparently. I only realised it after watching the...
The obligatory “I hate sportzball” note

The obligatory “I hate sportzball” note

There is now quite a lot of hoo-hah about something called the “UEFA FIFA World Cup”, which apparently involves various national teams of 11 play-actors flopping around on something resembling a big rectangular pitch made of grass whenever so much as a...
Vote Cthulhu 2024

Vote Cthulhu 2024

Doubtless you have seen or heard by now the announcement from His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless...
No repentance, no forgiveness

No repentance, no forgiveness

There has been quite a bit of traffic circulating of late about an article by one Emily Oster of a rather disreputable toilet-paper substitute (not a very good one, at that) called The Atlantic, in which she called for a “Pandemic Amnesty”. The responses,...
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