“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Party Post 2020

The Party Post 2020

Honestly, gents, I know that a lot of you aren’t in much of a mood to celebrate. This was a very, very difficult year. I know it, you know it, and we both know that 2021 is not likely to be all that much better. But, remember that we are not given a spirit of...
Happy HELLOWEEN 2020

Happy HELLOWEEN 2020

The days are getting shorter and colder, the leaves are falling from the trees, and today is All Hallow’s Eve – also known as Halloween. Today is usually when kids get dressed up in silly outfits and go around knocking on doors and taking candy. This is...
The “Troublesome Truths” podcast

The “Troublesome Truths” podcast

My friend Kyle Trouble and I have been working on a new podcasting series called “Troublesome Truths” over the last few weeks. The idea is to spread some truths out there that might make people flinch, but nonetheless need to be heard. The first two...
“What the hell just happened?!?”

“What the hell just happened?!?”

You may have noticed that this site looks just a wee bit… different right now. That is in fact intentional. I’ve been meaning to overhaul the look and feel and widgets and other things for quite some time now, and given that I have some time on my hands...
Make Raccoons Great Again

Make Raccoons Great Again

Once more, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, shows us that anything is...

The original “apocalyptic dingleberry”

Apparently my use of the term is a cause for some amusement among my readers – rightly so, of course. In case any of you are wondering why i keep telling people to comment under a name, even if it’s just something as silly as “Apocalyptic...

Every maths nerd’s second favourite day

Today is, of course, March 14th, which – for my American readers, anyway – comes to 3.14.2020. And if you squint really hard, that is approximately the same as the famous mathematical constant, pi – which, to the first 12 places or...

Too much vodka

That is what I am assuming was the motivation behind this highly psychedelic old-school Russian cartoon: I can’t really add too much to that, other than to say: Contra whatever Sting might think, the Russians do, in fact, love their children too. Share...

NYC needs some serious global warming

See, now this is what happens when you outsource the code that controls your temperature readings to Indians on H-1Bs: Hand to God, that is an absolutely real screenshot, taken at about 5.48am EST, from Accuweather.com. I haven’t lived in the USA for over a...
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