“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Back when Warner Bros. dropped the Godzilla vs Kong film trailer on YooToobz, I reacted with a snort of derision. It seemed to be too stupid for words – a really big dumb loud monster flick that made even Godzilla: King of the Monsters look sensible and sane by...
After more than 8 years of writing, plenty of terrific articles, lots of seriously HAWT chicks, and some epic moments on this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble site full of rants and tumbleweeds, I am sorry to say that we must part ways, you and I. You...
Happy Pi Day, everyone. I’m going to, uh, “celebrate” by having some Russian gingerbread – пряник, as it is known. That stuff is freakin’ delicious. I just wish I could find a way to procure some here in PommieBastardLande. Exports from...
Honestly, gents, I know that a lot of you aren’t in much of a mood to celebrate. This was a very, very difficult year. I know it, you know it, and we both know that 2021 is not likely to be all that much better. But, remember that we are not given a spirit of...
The days are getting shorter and colder, the leaves are falling from the trees, and today is All Hallow’s Eve – also known as Halloween. Today is usually when kids get dressed up in silly outfits and go around knocking on doors and taking candy. This is...
My friend Kyle Trouble and I have been working on a new podcasting series called “Troublesome Truths” over the last few weeks. The idea is to spread some truths out there that might make people flinch, but nonetheless need to be heard. The first two...
You may have noticed that this site looks just a wee bit… different right now. That is in fact intentional. I’ve been meaning to overhaul the look and feel and widgets and other things for quite some time now, and given that I have some time on my hands...
Once more, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, shows us that anything is...
Apparently my use of the term is a cause for some amusement among my readers – rightly so, of course. In case any of you are wondering why i keep telling people to comment under a name, even if it’s just something as silly as “Apocalyptic...
Just when you think 2020 couldn’t POSSIBLY get any more redonkulous: Animal keepers at a safari park in Merseyside believe that some visitors are ‘arming’ baboons with tools such as knives, screwdrivers and a chainsaw to wreak havoc on parked...
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