“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
The new campaign trailer for HALO Infinite dropped yesterday – and so did my jaw, when I saw it: Jen Taylor’s voice. Epic graphics. Amazing cutscenes. Innovative gameplay. Loads of new weapons. Endless ways of achieving specific objectives. An open sandbox...
The new E3 2021 HALO Infinite campaign trailer is out, and… well, just watch – though you’ll want to skip through the first 2min of it, because of Bonnie Ross flapping her trap: First things first… Wow. We have waited nearly SEVEN YEARS for a...
Commenter NewTunesForOldLogos gave me the best news that I’ve had in a long while on my previous post about Red Bernie’s heart attack: Congratulations on being banned from Facebook! I tried to share a link to this post, and your whole blog is blacklisted....
Seeing as how HALO Infinite is slated for release in 2020, a full five years after HALO 5: Guardians was released – which is by far the biggest gap between flagship HALO games in the franchise – here is an interesting perspective on the ways in...
The new HALO INFINITE trailer dropped yesterday. I’ll just shut up now and let you absorb the awesomeness: Right. Here is my sober, calm, carefully weighed, objective, and totally unbiased reaction to this trailer: ‘MURICA. The God-Emperor, Donaldus...
I was going through some of the posts that I have written and turned into multi-part series yesterday and I realised that some of them really should be collected and organised. So I went through and updated the “Didact’s Ecumene” page to...
New HALO game. Which as far as I’m concerned is almost as important as the question of who’s going to be the next freakin’ Pope. I can’t believe I missed the announcement trailer dropping at E3 – that was two months ago and...
Sent to me by a reader, here is something to start off your Sunday morning the right way: Oddly enough, the song title features in the last line of the introduction to the book that I am writing. I posted up that introduction a while back, then went through and...
Nothing serious this morning, I’m simply in the mood for some epic guitar heroics- starting with: I first got introduced to IMPELLITTERI at the tender age of, like, 15 by the friend who turned me into a metalhead. I’ve never forgotten that feeling of being...
I realise that it is probably rather churlish and distinctly against the Christian spirit of tolerance and forgiveness during the seasons of Lent and Easter to say that I enjoy watching antifags and leftists getting the snot beaten out of them by the mighty...
furor kek tonicus ( i demand that Biden disavow his treasonous endorsement of "Let's go, Brandon" ) on Monday morning memorialising
furor kek tonicus ( when asked to choose between Ginger or MaryAnn, i always say, "Lovey". with a nickname like that, she obviously knows what she's doing ) on Friday T&A: Powerfool Edition
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