“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Officially blacklisted

Commenter NewTunesForOldLogos gave me the best news that I’ve had in a long while on my previous post about Red Bernie’s heart attack: Congratulations on being banned from Facebook! I tried to share a link to this post, and your whole blog is blacklisted....

HALO needs a major revamp

Seeing as how HALO Infinite is slated for release in 2020, a full five years after HALO 5: Guardians was released – which is by far the biggest gap between flagship HALO games in the franchise – here is an interesting perspective on the ways in...

Five years sure feels “Infinite”

The new HALO INFINITE trailer dropped yesterday. I’ll just shut up now and let you absorb the awesomeness: Right. Here is my sober, calm, carefully weighed, objective, and totally unbiased reaction to this trailer: ‘MURICA. The God-Emperor, Donaldus...

The Ecumene

I was going through some of the posts that I have written and turned into multi-part series yesterday and I realised that some of them really should be collected and organised. So I went through and updated the “Didact’s Ecumene” page to...

HALO Infinite

New HALO game. Which as far as I’m concerned is almost as important as the question of who’s going to be the next freakin’ Pope. I can’t believe I missed the announcement trailer dropping at E3 – that was two months ago and...

Music for breaking things

Sent to me by a reader, here is something to start off your Sunday morning the right way: Oddly enough, the song title features in the last line of the introduction to the book that I am writing. I posted up that introduction a while back, then went through and...

Shredfest

Nothing serious this morning, I’m simply in the mood for some epic guitar heroics- starting with: I first got introduced to IMPELLITTERI at the tender age of, like, 15 by the friend who turned me into a metalhead. I’ve never forgotten that feeling of being...

Hail to the hammer

I realise that it is probably rather churlish and distinctly against the Christian spirit of tolerance and forgiveness during the seasons of Lent and Easter to say that I enjoy watching antifags and leftists getting the snot beaten out of them by the mighty...

The Spirit of Fire returns

HALO WARS was not, by any stretch of anybody’s imagination, the best HALO game ever. It wasn’t even in the top five. It is difficult, after all, to imagine an RTS game making much sense in a universe generally defined by what was originally a...

The Didact’s God-Emperor Victory Gym Playlist

With The Donald’s victory, it’s time to start celebrating, lads! Break out the beer and scotch and 120-proof rum! And what better way to get this party started than by cranking up some EPIC VICTORY SONGS!!! (Otherwise known as “music for breaking the...
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