“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Spirit of Fire returns

HALO WARS was not, by any stretch of anybody’s imagination, the best HALO game ever. It wasn’t even in the top five. It is difficult, after all, to imagine an RTS game making much sense in a universe generally defined by what was originally a...

The Didact’s God-Emperor Victory Gym Playlist

With The Donald’s victory, it’s time to start celebrating, lads! Break out the beer and scotch and 120-proof rum! And what better way to get this party started than by cranking up some EPIC VICTORY SONGS!!! (Otherwise known as “music for breaking the...

HALO became “safe”, that’s what

A fellow HALO maniac asks the question that is on the minds of a great many fans of the series these days: The full video raises a number of interesting points about what I consider, still, to be simply the greatest franchise in the history of gaming. Yes, I know,...

Didact’s Album List 2015

E NOMINE – Das Beste Aus… Gottes Beitrag und Teufels Werk (4.2/5) KAZUMA JUNNOUCHI – HALO 5: Guardians Original Soundtrack (4.5/5) IRON MAIDEN – The Book of Souls (10.0/5) SCHLAFES BRUDER – Heute...

The party post

And now, in accordance with a tradition stretching back to… well, a year ago, and in the company of… um, whoever’s bothered to show up, here is a list of 7 really hot women, and a few great heavy metal tracks, to help you get the NYE party started....

The Didact’s Top 10 Posts of 2015

Not surprisingly, this assclown’s face is among the top image search results for “narcissism” Yes, I know, this is navel-gazing of the worst kind. Fortunately I only get one chance a year to do it. The list below is in descending order, and is...

The Didact’s Best Albums of 2015

As I did with books, so I will do with albums that I listened to and purchased this year. In descending order, here are my 5 favourite albums that I listened to this year. Note that one of the albums listed below was actually released in 2013, not 2015; the rest,...

HALO, explained

Not perhaps entirely accurate, but still highly respectful of the best franchise in gaming: Actually… that Honest Game Trailer is indeed quite honest. And it goes without saying that spending money on HALO is definitely a far better use of it, and...

The Didact’s review of HALO 5: Guardians

And I haven’t even finished playing the game yet. I will, eventually, write up a longer review of the game, once my brain gets scraped off the ceiling and my head is pieced back together… Share this:TwitterFacebookLinkedInWhatsAppTelegramSkypeLike...
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