“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
So there I was, watching the beginning of Transformers One, when a bit of a nostalgia kick made me go back to that legendary video of the late, great Peter Cullen explaining how he came up with the voice of Optimus Prime. That, naturally, led me to a video of Frank...
Doubtless most of you experienced the after-effects of Mr. Softy’s severe blue balls today. It was actually a pretty hilarious start to a Friday the 13th, if I am honest. I woke up, logged in, and found that my email wasn’t working, so my colleagues and I naturally...
Everyone knows by now about the Jensen Huang saga. I am not here to pile onto the man’s morals – that is between him, his wife, and God. I am just here for the GLORIOUS MEMES: Breaking News CIA reportedly deploying Sydney Sweeney to China 🇨🇳 pic.twitter.com/ss1trtBXaO...
Today is Veterans’ Day in America, and Remembrance or Armistice Day in much of Europe. As we all know (or should, anyway), at exactly 11am on November 11, 1918, the guns fell silent on the Western Front, as the armistice went into effect. That marked the end of active...
After the rather heavy rant I just wrote, I think we all need a bit of a palate-cleanser. So here is 36 minutes of the Three Wazzateers, doing what they always did best – being complete pillocks and making the rest of us laugh until we ruptured something: And also a...
Fresh off the midterm electile dysfunction DISASTER that Ornj Boi himself created, by going to war against Iran for the sake of Izzrael, he did an interview with some whorenalist, in which he admitted the reasons why he lost – and then effectively backed down on the...
It is the same old complaint yet again today – the weekend really just was not anywhere close to long enough, and here we are on a Monday. Actually, now we are even more justified in making those complaints, because Daylight Savings Time, that pointless German...
For decades, mainstream Western academia has argued that the period between the 8th and 11th centuries, thereabouts, constituted a “Golden Age” of Izzlam, wherein the Muslim parts of the world flourished and generated incredible innovations in mathematics, science,...
Those of you who know your Bible – which is to say, you are not a “Christian” Zionist, and therefore understand Scripture in its proper, correct, and full context – will know what I mean when I invoke the name, “Jeroboam, son of Nebat”. Jeroboam was, of course, one of...
Well, so that happened… The entire FUSA suffered a colossal bout of electile dysfunction on Tuesday night, and the result is that large parts of the country will now have serious blue balls for the next 2-6 years. Well, all I can say is that, if people are dumb enough...
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