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Happy Caesar salad day

Happy Caesar salad day

LRFotS Bardelys the Magnificent once commented, a few years ago – I think – that March is a fun month, because you get all the silly holidays packed into the space of a few days. We start with Pi Day, then the Ides of March – aka “Caesar Stabbification Day” – and then...
Have a thoroughly irrational day

Have a thoroughly irrational day

For the MAFF NERZ among us, today is, of course, Pi Day, which is a far better fake holiday than pretty much any other you care to name. In my personal opinion, it is a better day than Valentine’s Day, Star Wars Day, and… Oh, wait, I forgot, today is ALSO Steak &...
Friday T&A: Epic Fork-Up Edition

Friday T&A: Epic Fork-Up Edition

Here we are at another Friday the 13th, which must make one Jason Vorhees very happy indeed – because this year, of all years, he gets to celebrate his birthday THREE TIMES, presumably by going on killing spree involving various young and very stupid campers. The rest...
How the American Empire ends

How the American Empire ends

We are now closing out the second full week of Operation: AIPAC FURY, in which the Epstein Coalition decided to attack Iran without any kind of justification, rationale, clearly defined set of objectives, or, hell, anything even REMOTELY resembling a plan. The result...
Monday morning crude awakening

Monday morning crude awakening

Well, it is Monday, and amazingly, somehow, we managed to make it through the weekend without a Trumper Tantrum setting off a nuclear war. And actually, there are signs that, as of today, Ornj Boi is considering VERY STRONGLY!!! simply declaring victory and going...
Friday T&A: Owed to Spaghetti Edition

Friday T&A: Owed to Spaghetti Edition

The legendary La Sophia apparently once said words to the effect that, “Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti”. Now, given she was for many years EASILY the most beautiful woman in the world, and by some distance, and given what she looked like in her...
The war that will break a President

The war that will break a President

Operation: EPIC FORK-UP is now entering, or in, its seventh day, depending on your time-zone. The war that was originally supposed to last 4 days, is now supposedly going to last up to 4 WEEKS. The same Trump Administration officials – including the President himself...
Monday morning under the sea

Monday morning under the sea

So the war we have all been waiting for, and dreading, finally kicked off over the weekend, and already the evidence is clear that the US and Israel are losing – badly. This was NOT what we all needed after the weekend, at all, but it seems as though the inmates...
Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Well, “Chekhov’s MIC” finally went into action yesterday, attacking targets across Iran, starting from the early hours of the morning. After weeks of build-up and nail-biting tension, Angry Short Trump finally ordered the bombers and missiles in to conduct supposedly...
Friday T&A: Warpigs Edition

Friday T&A: Warpigs Edition

I am very tired today, as I just got back from a couple of hours of skiing – which I continue to regard as a rather over-the-top rich crazy Wypipo pastime, though admittedly one which is HELLA fun. I do reserve a particular and intense dislike for snowboarders...