“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The end of an error

The end of an error

The day has finally come. The Fake President has left the White House for the very last time, never to return. And well past time, too. The past four years have had the quality of an endless, horrible nightmare – a lot like one of those really scary dreams where you...
Monday morning coronation day

Monday morning coronation day

Most Mondays really suck, and this one would be no real exception… until one realises that today sees the coronation of His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra,...
Sunday Scripture: The Ten Commandments

Sunday Scripture: The Ten Commandments

20 And God spoke all these words, saying, 2 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. 3 “You shall have no other gods before[a] me. 4 “You shall not make for yourself a...
All the President’s mental blocks

All the President’s mental blocks

That image from the DURRbate between His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him,...
Friday T&A: Cinnabon Edition

Friday T&A: Cinnabon Edition

In the world of pastries and confectioneries, I am given to understand that there is an entire chain – a global one, actually – of fast food shops that specialise in selling extremely sweet and sugary treats that are designed to make you feel as happy as...
We found the Whore of Babylon

We found the Whore of Babylon

Hot off the heels of the antics of one Lily Phillips – remember her? – who managed to cry herself into headlines around the Western world, we now have the exploits of her one-time bestest buddy, Bonnie Blue. This involves yet another case of yet another British lass...
Izzlamick history meets Abominable Intelligence

Izzlamick history meets Abominable Intelligence

If you have been following my poasts on the subject of Izzlam’s origins for any length of time, you will surely have come across the historical critique of “the book, the man, and the place”, presented in GREAT detail and with tremendous gusto by the one and only Dr....
Monday morning mech warfare

Monday morning mech warfare

Ugh. Monday is back again, along with the horrid stink that accompanies it – two parts armpit, one part jockstrap. (This is also known as “eau de Secaucus” – large parts of New Jersey have a permanent “Monday stench” to them, after...
Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord

Vengeance is mine, I will repay, saith the Lord

Some of you might be familiar with a chap named Billy Carson, who runs a YouTube channel called “4biddenknowledge Podcast Network”, or something like that. He purports to investigate the hidden secrets of the ancient past, looking at documents that various religious...