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Doff your caps, gentlemen

Doff your caps, gentlemen

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and consort to Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, often known for his acerbic and quick-witted and extremely politically incorrect comments on every subject under the Sun, is dead: The Queen today announced with ‘deep sorrow’...
About as epic as it gets

About as epic as it gets

So there’s a new HELLOWEEN album dropping later this year, and they just released the first single from it – a 7-minute sprawling epic called “Skyfall” that, quite hilariously, references MEGADETH and pays great tribute to the...
Didactic Mind is getting a memory wipe

Didactic Mind is getting a memory wipe

After more than 8 years of writing, plenty of terrific articles, lots of seriously HAWT chicks, and some epic moments on this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble site full of rants and tumbleweeds, I am sorry to say that we must part ways, you and I. You...
The one little detail you musn’t notice

The one little detail you musn’t notice

The never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists and presstitutes of the traitorous (((media))))))) have spilled a great deal of ink, and even more crocodile-tears, over the attacks on Asians in multiple US cities over the past few weeks. The narrative that the...
A gelded man in a gilded cage

A gelded man in a gilded cage

A very great deal of ink has been spilled about the latest round of stupidity from Harry and the Half-Blood Princess. Quite a few genuinely hilarious memes have come out of it all too. You saw many of them in a recent Great Mondaydact Browser Crusher. I have no...
Time to end these insane lockdowns

Time to end these insane lockdowns

Sometimes, even the lying scum among the presstitutes can sort of tell the truth. the largest tabloid toilet-paper substitute in PommieBastardLande produced a comprehensive report showing the true cost of the Kung Flu lockdowns in that country. And, as the headline...
Taking the Queen

Taking the Queen

Doff your caps and stand to attention, gentlemen. The Queen of the Nurburgring has passed away from cancer: Top Gear’s Sabine Schmitz has died aged 51 after a three-year battle with cancer. he German known as the ‘Queen of the Nürburgring’...
The never-ending constant

The never-ending constant

Happy Pi Day, everyone. I’m going to, uh, “celebrate” by having some Russian gingerbread – пряник, as it is known. That stuff is freakin’ delicious. I just wish I could find a way to procure some here in PommieBastardLande. Exports from...
So about those Kung Flu tests…

So about those Kung Flu tests…

Our good friend Dawn Pine sent me this video last week. I originally intended to put it into yesterday’s Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher – which, trust me, is a HIGHLY apt description, given what those posts do to my Chromium memory usage – but...
Show us your Bobas

Show us your Bobas

So Gina “Crush” Carano sat down with the Littlest Chickenhawk, Benny Shapiru, to talk about the lessons that she learned from her firing by the Devil Mouse. Despite the fact that a Neo-Palestinian Gamma is interviewing her, the actual interview itself is...
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