“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

HALO is dead, and they have killed it

HALO is dead, and they have killed it

Fresh off the total failure of HALO: Campaign DEvolved, Microslop moved a couple of days ago to essentially shut down Halo Studios, or whatever it is called, and has now shunted all future HALO development to… Activision: Xbox announced another major shift Tuesday in...
The overhyped collapse of bullsh*t consulting

The overhyped collapse of bullsh*t consulting

Over the past few weeks, I have seen a fair few videos popping up on my EWCHOOB feed about the collapse of corporate and management consulting jobs. They are all much of a muchness – there does appear to be something of a script circulating around the creator...
Tolkien is F***ING METAL

Tolkien is F***ING METAL

A few days before I went on vacation, Gary from Nerdrotic released a video explaining why the latest season of DEM RANGZ O’ POWAH!!! has completely failed to make any kind of impression among the viewers and the fanbase. The analysis was very good, as you would expect...
The light of the Allspark is gone

The light of the Allspark is gone

Since I do not bother with the mainstream whore-media beyond a certain point, I am always and invariably late to learn about things that happen in the entertainment industry. Most of the time, this is a VERY Good Thing, given what the various adult pretenders of the...
Dispatches from Mordor: It’s the economy, stupid

Dispatches from Mordor: It’s the economy, stupid

A couple of weeks ago, I came across a video on EWCHOOB that purported to show Prof. Jiang Xueqin talking about how Russia has managed to endure the SANKSHUNS FROM HELLE!!! over the past 4.5 years, and continues to fight a war against the entire collective West. I...
The misery of missile MAFF

The misery of missile MAFF

The Epstein Coalition’s war against Iran has revealed, in no uncertain terms, the total bankruptcy and inadequacy of the Coalition’s economic capabilities. We have seen the New Evil Empire throw just about everything it has available at Iran, and it has failed utterly...
Return of the shredlord

Return of the shredlord

A couple of days ago, no less an eminence than Ritchie Blackmore, a founding member of the legendary rock band DEEP PURPLE, joined his surviving former bandmates on-stage in Wantagh, NY, for a rendition of their most famous song. This is the three-chord riff that...
The toughest gig in drumming

The toughest gig in drumming

When the surviving members of RUSH announced late last year that they were thinking about touring again, and had hired a new drummer to fill the shoes of the late, LEGENDARY, dearly missed Neil Peart, most of us fans – “Rushians”, as Peart himself once affectionately...
HALO: Campaign DEvolved

HALO: Campaign DEvolved

So I sat down yesterday and started playing HALO: Campaign Evolved, and, having played through “The Pillar of Autumn” and about a third of the way into “HALO”, plus the first bonus mission, I have to say… what a bloody disappointment. (Yes, MrUNIVAC, I did buy the...