“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

We found the Whore of Babylon

We found the Whore of Babylon

Hot off the heels of the antics of one Lily Phillips – remember her? – who managed to cry herself into headlines around the Western world, we now have the exploits of her one-time bestest buddy, Bonnie Blue. This involves yet another case of yet another British lass...
When REKTallica had a real drummer

When REKTallica had a real drummer

For years, I have been VERY harsh about one Larzzzz Ulrich, founder, drummer, and leader of Metallica – a band that I consider to be hugely overhyped and overrated. That being said, there was a time, back in my teens, when I did listen quite a bit to their...
Deep-fake deepthots

Deep-fake deepthots

No, this is not Friday arriving early. There is actually a serious point to this poast. The picture you see up top is from an Instathot who goes by the name of “Floriana Hazel”. She is, by all appearances, in that picture, at least, a lovely, radiant young woman. She...
Rhythms of the Beast

Rhythms of the Beast

It has happened at last. Nicko McBrain, the legendary drummer for the even more legendary IRON MAIDEN – THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME, there is no argument whatsoever on this subject as far as I am concerned – has announced his retirement from touring:...
Happy National Overeating Day

Happy National Overeating Day

As my Heathen Rebel Colonist friends know quite well, today is Thanksgiving in the United States of America, and that is definitely something worth celebrating and acknowledging. As I have noted many times, Thanksgiving was always my favourite American holiday while I...
Falling hazel nuts

Falling hazel nuts

The (non-radioactive) fallout from last week’s “Oreshnik” strike on the giant, sprawling Yuzhmash plant in Dniepropetrovsk is still working its way through the collective West’s rather constipated intellectual systems. In public, Western officials are saying all sorts...
To boldly go…

To boldly go…

I will readily admit that I am not a big fan of Star Trek. Growing up, I was always into STAR WARS, and that continued well into adulthood. Inevitably, of course, both franchises eventually shat their respective beds – I would argue that Trek did it before Wars, but...
Euthanising a big cat

Euthanising a big cat

Gentlemen, what do you think of when you hear the word, “JAGUAR”? Specifically, what do you think when you hear the word in connection with motoring? If you are anything like me – or most red-blooded men – you think of classic British car...
The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

As we all come off the emotional high of the God-Emperor’s epic victory – and WHAT a high it is!!! – we now find ourselves faced with the much more pedestrian realities of what he will do, given a second shot at the Cherry Blossom Throne and the Imperial Purple....
Happy HELLOWEEN 2024

Happy HELLOWEEN 2024

Seeing as it is October 31st, and it is “that” time of the year again, let us go a bit against the grain and crank up the volume ALL THE WAY TO 11, with everyone’s favourite GRANDDADDIES of power metal: The funny thing is, though, that HELLOWEEN, despite their name,...