“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
The latest Hollyweird controversy from Paedowood is all about a new Christopher Nolan film – apparently, the famously spergy director wants to bring The Odyssey to the big screen. Now, normally, the words, “A Christopher Nolan Film”, translate to, “GUARAN-DAMN-TEED...
The latest trailers and gameplay footage for HALO: Campaign Evolved have all dropped over the past few days, and I have to say… it looks – to use a highly precise technical term – SUPER DOOPER AWESOMESAUCE AMAZEBALLS!!!!!, as the kids say these days: I am not...
It is something of a tradition around here to celebrate the anniversary of D-Day, June 6, 1944, when the Allied forces landed on the beaches at Normandy and stormed the cliffs overlooking the four landing sites. No one can question the bravery, tenacity, and heroism...
Last week, Ukraine attacked the dormitory of a pedagogical college in a place called Starobelsk, in the formerly Ukrainian and now Russian territory of the Lugansk People’s Republic. The Russians immediately called the strike what it was – a terrorist attack. The...
Times are dark, and they appear to get darker with every passing moment. But, even in these difficult moments, we can all enjoy the spectacle of Zioclowns trying to justify themselves, and being taken apart on live television: It really says a lot that, even with...
The latest sign that Ornj Boi has basically gone full neoclown, came with the loss of Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky in his primary battle against someone named “Ed Gallrein”, whose name no one seems to be able to pronounce, and of whom no one had ever heard prior to...
Northrop Grumman recently released a video of the proposed F/A-XX naval fighter concept – the one that is supposedly going to replace the F-35 Joint Strike Flying Piano Morris Marina Turducken – and all one can say about it is that American military contractors sure...
Everyone knows the “Karen” meme – the bossy, unpleasant, grating woman who starts out by demanding to speak with the manager, and just gets much worse from there. She is anti-feminine in every way – difficult, overbearing, loud, sometimes foul-mouthed, and absolutely...
Most of us do not bother with the online debates between Christians and Moose Limbs, mostly because we have more immediate things to worry about. But it would be a mistake to ignore that scene, because there has been a profound power shift in the relationship between...
I got a comment the other day on the Telegram channel, during a lively and spirited discussion about the merits of the metric system, when our resident Kraut shoved his liverwurst in and said, basically: You know Metric Mind Virus (MMV) is bad, when it has our humble...
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