“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
The question of casualties is one of the most vexing, and by far the most morbid, of the many oddities in the Banderastan War. The Ukrainians, and their mindless Western shills, insist that the Russians are losing unbelievable numbers of men, and are making...
It is that day of the year again – the one that all parents dread, when their kids load up on candy and tooth-rot. It is also the day that serious Christians need to take seriously – because it is genuinely the day when pagans and Satanists (considerable...
It has been an EXCEEDINGLY busy few days – as you can probably tell, given the total lack of poasting for the entire week – but I am now in the process of catching up on the various things that happened. One of the saddest of those “things” was, of course, the passing...
Rejoice, gamerchuds! Bioware is DEAD!!! There are plenty of people who think this is a Very Bad Thing, and you will find lots of posts on social media sites, expressing their shock and horror that the studio which produced so many great games from all those years ago,...
Those who suffer from “Too Much Internet” syndrome will undoubtedly recognise the provenance of that meme above. (If you do not, DON’T look it up – just trust me on this.) As with all of the best memes, it works on many different levels, considering what is happening...
The latest triple-A game to launch and faceplant, HARD, has been, of course, Gears of War: E-Day. The independent media has been full of news about just how bad things have gotten for that game – and, weirdly enough, this is one game where the backlash is, at first...
Over the past few days, we have all been subjected to a veritable barrage of FEAR-PR0N. It started with stories about an Omani pilot suddenly going all JIHAAAAAAAAD and suffering a premature detonation (of sorts) on a Flydubai flight to Izzrael. To be slightly more...
Fresh off the total failure of HALO: Campaign DEvolved, Microslop moved a couple of days ago to essentially shut down Halo Studios, or whatever it is called, and has now shunted all future HALO development to… Activision: Xbox announced another major shift Tuesday in...
Over the past few weeks, I have seen a fair few videos popping up on my EWCHOOB feed about the collapse of corporate and management consulting jobs. They are all much of a muchness – there does appear to be something of a script circulating around the creator...
A few days before I went on vacation, Gary from Nerdrotic released a video explaining why the latest season of DEM RANGZ O’ POWAH!!! has completely failed to make any kind of impression among the viewers and the fanbase. The analysis was very good, as you would expect...
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