“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Spraying the vampire ballroom with holy water

Spraying the vampire ballroom with holy water

The latest release of roughly 3 million documents (thereabouts) from the so-called “Epstein Files” has landed like a hammerblow across much of the Western world, and with very good reason. The details contained in the emails – where they are not covered in black ink –...
Bring your best Tux

Bring your best Tux

Longtime Readers will know quite well by now that I have a particular, special, and burning hatred of Microsoft, and with very good reason. I have been using Linux as my, uh, “daily driver”, as the kids these days insist on calling it, for… going on 18 years now, I...
ICE and snow jobs

ICE and snow jobs

I have thus far refrained from commenting in any significant way on the unrest in Minnesota, simply because I am not in the US any longer, and what happens there is of significantly lesser concern to me now than it used to be. Nonetheless, with the latest spate of...
The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

Now that things have settled down somewhat after Drumpf took a page out of the Sicilian Mafia’s playbook and made Nicolas Maduro a deal he couldn’t refuse, the general thrust of American foreign policy under God-Emperor 2.0 is becoming relatively clear, at least in...
How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

The other day I was perusing through some random links on my site, and I came across a poast that I wrote nearly 7 (!!!) years ago, on the subject of the legendary “Fighter Mafia”. These were the men who waged a covert bureaucratic war – and that is what it was –...
MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

About a month ago, while most of us were slowly slipping into holiday mode, the EUSSR decided to slap personal SANKSHUNS on one Col. Jacques Baud. As of Dec 15 2025, Col. Baud is unable to access his bank accounts in the EU, and is therefore unable to get paid for his...
So this Swedish band walks into a coffee shop…

So this Swedish band walks into a coffee shop…

If you have ever listened to SABATON – and pretty much EVERY LRFotS has encountered AT LEAST one poast here that incorporates one or more of their most memorable choons – then you know how hilariously awesome they are. They also have a great sense of humour, and are...
Reserve currency reservations

Reserve currency reservations

For the past 20 years or so, much of the heated commentary in the West about the rise of China, focused breathlessly on the idea that the Communist Party of China (CPC) wants to replace the US dollar with the reminbi/yuan. There are quite a few things wrong with this...
Britain is lost

Britain is lost

Quite a few people have been sharing around the story recently of the British WWII veteran, Alec Penstone, who appeared on one of PommieBastardLande’s typically asinine morning shows, and stated bluntly that the sacrifices that he and his lost comrades made in the...
Happy HELLOWEEN 2025

Happy HELLOWEEN 2025

Seeing as it is the very last day of October, we all know what that means: a bunch of people dressed up like Martin Luther, nailing a list of clear refutations of High Church doctrine to any and every door that they can find. Oh, wait, you didn’t know it was...