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Friday T&A: Camp Crystal Lake Edition

by | Sep 13, 2024 | fat girl jihad | 1 comment

We are back in business, lads, and long overdue, too. Indeed, I think we are a solid 4 weeks behind our regularly scheduled programming for this most popular and beloved segment of the site, so there is plainly quite a bit of catching up to do. This is what happens when you go on vacation, after all.

Today is also Friday the 13th, so somewhere, Jason Vorhees is sharpening his machete in preparation for a very happy birthday ahead:

I actually have a good friend who was born on Friday the 13th, as it happens – and he is now one of my neighbours, too.

Soooooo… if this site suddenly goes dark, and you never hear from me again, well, draw your own conclusions.

Anyway, let’s get on with the real reason we are all here today. Since we are very much in catch-up mode, we’ve got a twofer again. The first lady in question is Emma Woe, age 22 or thereabouts, living in Krautland, and apparently she is half German, half Belorussian.

This unusual combination may explain the EPIC case of RBF that comes as factory-standard with her. Slavic women tend to have that “Resting Slavic Face” thing, and Krauts often do come with serious RBF, so the combination is unusually potent.

And second, we have Yaroslava Belinska (Ярослава Белинска), which is almost certainly not her actual name, given the spelling and the fact that she is Russian and living in Moscow. Beyond that, little else is known.

Happy Friday the 13th, chaps.

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1 Comment

  1. JohnC911

    Emma Woe has a great body. I prefer that type, the pear shape

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