Friday T&A: The Italian Job Edition

by Didact | Nov 30, 2018 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized | 0 comments

It’s Friday again, lads, and at this time of year that means that the days are growing short, cold, and windy. That means that it is the perfect time to indulge in winter ales, porters, and heavy, dark trippels and Trappist beers.

It is also, of course, the perfect time to indulge in everybody’s favourite recurring on this blog – which actually isn’t a very difficult choice, given that there are only, like, two of those – involving hot girls in skimpy clothes.

So that brings us to this week’s Instathot. Now, I am well aware that I tend to have a handful of go-to countries for this segment: Russia, Ukraine, Poland, Thailand, the Philippines, and South Korea. In the interests of keeping things lively, I do try – not, admittedly, very successfully – to diversify a little bit on both Mondays and Fridays.

After all, as the Pharisees of the Globalist Cult keep telling us, diversity is our strength. Right?

Yeah, I know. Even I couldn’t keep a straight face at that one.

Anyway, after a bit of fun – I mean, very arduous and difficult searching – I came across a lady named Melissa Satta. Now, connoisseurs of fine European vintages – such as our good friend the Gentleman Adventurer – might argue that she is not actually truly Italian, since she was born in the USA and is currently married to a distinctly not Italian chap with whom she has already had one sprog.

All I’m going to say about that is: fair point, but you can’t deny that she has a smoking hot body.

Indeed, that first photo looks like the bikini itself was Photoshopped in, which is in itself a very amusing thought.

Happy Friday, boys. Winter is coming, and with it the march of the Others toward the Wall. Let us hope and pray that the God-Emperor has the guts and the gumption to do what is necessary.