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Friday T&A: Baranquilla or Bust Edition

by | Jan 4, 2019 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized | 0 comments

Howdy boys. Posting has been a little light (obviously) over the last few days, mostly because I have been busy with post-New Year festivities and a certain amount of drama. The latter is of no interest to anyone, but the former involved going to see a really beautifully done production of Шёлкунчик, which is to say, Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker. It was quite a spectacular blend of traditional and modern aesthetics, with amazing feats of athletic achievements from a number of truly world-class athletes and star performers.

It was with considerable and deep regret that I left the frozen northern lands that I had been living in for almost two months. This latest installment in the most beloved part of my blog comes to you from the misery of an airport coffee shop – not even inside the damn airport, but sitting outside of the check-in area, mostly because of “technical difficulties” with self-check-in machines.

Don’t you just love technology?

Anyway, because most of my Loyal Readers are currently buried under snow and ice, I thought I might do y’all a favour and go look for a girl from a warmer part of the world. So I went the easy route and checked out Colombia.

I’m not quite sure what it is about countries like Russia and Colombia, but in my personal opinion, these two nations are home to probably the hottest women on Earth. The genetics just work out really nicely. Russian women are probably taller, thinner, and more perhaps angelic-looking than Colombians, while the latter are probably on the whole more voluptuous and sensual, but that’s a subjective opinion.

I will say this: I have experienced both the joy and strife of dating Russian women. I have not had the experience of dealing with Colombian women. In my personal opinion – and that’s all it is – I reckon that Eastern European women have tempers that are just as volcanic as the famed fiery Latinas; however, they calm down a hell of a lot faster and are probably a little bit easier to deal with overall, especially if you take the time and effort to learn a Slavic language and appreciate their culture.

Again – that’s just my opinion. Feel free to agree with it or slap it down as you see fit.

The particular Colombiana in question today is named Dahiana Aguilar Escobar, and aside from sharing her name with that of an infamous drug lord – this is Colombia we are talking about, after all – she has quite a nice figure, which will be sure to warm the heart of many a reader.

Welcome to 2019, boys. The war carries on, and we few, we happy, we band of brothers, fight the good fight. Enjoy the weekend, rest up, relax with your friends and families, and I’ll see you on the other side for the misery of Monday.

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