Hell of a week, eh boys? (And girls. Never let it be said that Didact is sexist. Well, OK, I AM, but in the best way possible – I praise beautiful and good women, and shame fat and nasty ones.) Doesn’t look like things are going to improve anytime soon, either.
This week we saw the world’s supposedly most powerful, wealthy, influential, and advanced nation suffer a truly appalling case of electile dysfunction. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the Chaddest of Chads, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, is in the fight of his life against Sleepy Creepy Corrupt Slow Joe. And it’s very much an uphill battle.
I do believe that he’s going to win. The evidence of malfeasance is so great, and the stench of sulphur so overwhelming, in states like Michigan and Wisconsin, that things may turn around a hell of a lot faster than any of us can imagine. That is typically how these things play out, in fact. I’m telling you this as someone who has lived through a political revolution – we had to flee the country at the time. Things MOVE, in ways that take months or years to unravel afterwards.
Now, the God-Emperor could still lose in the end. If this battle goes all the way to the Supreme Court, which I expect that it will, then things will get REALLY damned interesting in a very big hurry. We can count on, at best, four solid votes for the God-Emperor. The major question is whether the wolf-in-sheep’s-robes known as Chief Justice John Roberts can be trusted. He doesn’t like the God-Emperor and has made that fact plainly apparent. While he is capable of surprises and is sometimes sensible in his rulings, these days he is very much the swing vote on the court.
We shall see what happens. No matter what, though, the entire election has been a tragedy of epic proportions. The legitimacy of the US political system has been called into question, and may never recover. The days of the current system are indeed definitively numbered. I doubt it will last another election cycle – and I seriously doubt that it will last longer than ten years. We don’t have anywhere near that much time. The collapse of the USA is absolutely ASSURED. This is beyond question, dispute, or even discussion. The mathematics are completely determinate at this point.
The re-election of the God-Emperor is nothing more than a series of plugs in a rapidly crumbling dike, to allow the population downstream to evacuate and rebuild elsewhere. His removal will remove those same stopgaps. A second civil war is inevitable now. No matter who wins, half the country will refuse to recognise the legitimacy of the next President.
These are all dark and difficult thoughts. They weigh heavily on my mind, and I’m not even in the USA right now. I maintain that some form of Divine Providence removed me from that country before all of this insanity could begin, though I have no clue why and I have yet to understand what my true purpose is. As bad as things look to me, I’m sure that the situation is even harder for my American readers and friends.
That is why we all need a bit of a morale boost right now. And what better way to do so than by posting up pictures of a beautiful woman?
So here we go. Her name is Lizzeth Acosta, age 30, from San Diego, Clownipornia. She is known for being named Miss International Bikini Model Search in 2014 – yes, apparently that’s a thing – and for earning the Top Model LV award. (Your guess is as good as mine on that one.) She is apparently an actual legit really-for-real model, and judging by her Instaham page she makes a pretty good living off it too.
Happy Friday, gentlemen. It’s been a difficult and trying week, and honestly the situation isn’t going to sort itself out quickly or easily, no matter what the God-Emperor says. But he’s doing exactly what a good general and fighter should do – he’s keeping the morale of his troops high. All I can do is follow the man’s legendary example. So get some rest, stay mentally tough and strong, spend time with your loved ones, and be ready for the coming trials (literally, in this situation).
And a bonus – given the shitty week, let’s all celebrate with a proper martini: