As you may know, I’m on the road again, staying in Istanbul for a few days and generally enjoying the sights of what used to be the greatest city in all of Christendom – until the Ottomans came long and [2,000 rant about Islam redacted… for now].
And yes, I know this installment of the most beloved and wonderful part of this blog is getting to you on a Saturday. (Let’s face facts – the unhinged and politically incorrect commentary here is just a sideshow, everyone comes here for the babes.) All I can offer by way of excuse is to point out that the only thing worse and more irritating than listening to the adhan, which sounds a lot [redacted] being [redacted], is the appallingly bad state of Turkish “free WiFi”. It’s like they haven’t even heard of the concept of stable internet around here.
Pictures and commentary about my trip out to the ancient capital of the Byzantine empire will be sure to follow once I’m back in the old country. I have to say, though, that it is genuinely hard to see the glorious old churches of Christendom – many of which were over a thousand years old before the Turks got to them – turned into mosques.
That being said – one of the best things about coming to Turkey from the old country was, of course, seeing beautiful women. I am not joking about this – in eight days in the old country, I did not see a single attractive woman. Not one. So it was with great pleasure that I landed at Ataturk International Airport and saw a number of slim, well-dressed, well-made-up, and quite pretty Turkish ladies.
And since I am, after all, in Turkey today, I figured I might as well post up a picture or three of a hot Turkish girl. Her name is Tuğba Ercan, and while she is from Turkey she actually lives somewhere near Fort Lauderdale in Florida, apparently.
Friday weekend, boys. I’ll see you in a few days when I am back in the old country and am back to some sort of regular writing and posting schedule.