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Friday T&A: Albanian Peach Edition

by | Jul 16, 2021 | fat girl jihad | 8 comments

It’s been quite a busy week for yours truly as I recover from illness and get back to work. And out where I am, we have been blessed with some truly amazing weather of late – in this country, you take it where and when you can get it, because trust me, it doesn’t last.

Even so, one cannot help but be a bit depressed at the way things appear to be going.

In PommieBastardLande, their so-called “Freedom Day” rapidly approaches. Yet the British government’s supposed medical “experts” appear to be hell-bent upon keeping their native populations shackled and chained for as long as possible. It is a basic truism of this gigantic Scamdemic that the closer people get to achieving real freedom, the more ridiculous, outlandish, and terrifying the headlines become.

So it is proving with the UK as well. Just take a look at the front pages of The Daily Mail – supposedly one of the more independent fishwrappers in the country, but in reality just as beholden to Establishment interests as any other. (They are merely marginally less corrupt than the American whorenalists and presstitutes, which is a bit like saying that Hepatitis C is marginally less awful than jaundice.)

The reality is that the Lung Pao Sicken – thanks to reader Texakraut for that one – is simply not particularly dangerous. Yet the British establishment whorenalists are running around drumming up every possible excuse to push back the end of all legal restrictions and the resumption of holidays and travel. The British government are playing along, tantalisingly dangling freedoms in front of the British public as a way to get them to sign on to ever more onerous actual restrictions upon their ability to travel, work, and send their children to school.

The most disgusting and wretched part of the whole thing is, of course, that the Brits simply go along with it. They are a bunch of spineless twerps led by politicians who laugh at them for their sheep-like stupidity, because they know perfectly well that no matter how badly they treat the British public, the idiots will still vote for them in the next election.

I love mocking Americans for breaking away from the lawful and Godly authority of His Majesty’s government, being the heathen rebel God Squad bunch that you lot are. But, honestly, that’s just me tweaking the noses of good friends a bit. The reality is that I greatly admire the American willingness to give the government the finger.

This is not a common trait. You have to travel the world a bit to realise just HOW uncommon it really is.

In PommieBastardLande, the Brits think that the Yankees are mad as a bag of snakes (it’s worth pointing out that the Brits don’t have the first clue what really deadly snakes are like) for essentially treating General Tso’s Chicken Pox as a giant joke, particularly in the red states. But the simple fact of the matter is that red states like Texas, Florida, and South Dakota were 100% correct to treat the Chinkin Pox as basically a Ye Olde Pharte’s disease, while letting everyone else basically live their lives.

All you have to do to understand the rightness of this approach is to look at the Antipodes, which are (or rather, used to be) populated by the criminal descendants of the British people. In Australia, aka THE COUNTRY WHERE EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES, the population has meekly, spinelessly, and absolutely pathetically submitted to repeated lockdowns and curtailments of their freedoms.

Having lived in all three aforementioned countries (and Russia, and Singapore, and a couple of others), all I can say is that I very much prefer the red-state American approach to things. Which is to say:

SCREW the gubmint, it’s MY life, I’ll risk it if I want, and you don’t get to tell me jack shit about it!”

This is something of an exaggeration, of course. In reality, red staters submitted pretty readily to lockdown orders when necessary. But they also pushed back, HARD, when it became clear that the lockdowns were and are a gigantic and incredibly stupid mistake.

And for that, they have my everlasting admiration.

The fact that most of the rest of the world so meekly surrenders its rights is enough to make a man despair for the future of the race. And rightly so. Which, of course, is why people like me exist, to buck people’s morale up a bit.

And what better way to do that this evening than by getting you ready for the weekend with the lovely lady of the week?

Her name is Tika Camaj, age 32, originally from Tirana, Albania. She is a pretty well-known lingerie and swimsuit model (apparently), and she’s had a decent career of her own outside of fashion. Evidently she is also a tae kwon do black belt, though don’t read too much into that – WTF and ITF black belts just mean that you have a lot of flexibility and can throw really flashy kicks. They don’t necessarily mean that you can actually fight.

(That being said – I have sparred many times against a guy who has TWO highly-regarded black belts in tae kwon do, each from one of the top instructors in the world. And he then turned around and started learning Krav Maga and is now a senior brown belt in that art under Grandmaster Rhon Mizrachi. He’s a SERIOUS martial artist. And he can throw kicks from anywhere. I was once able to surprise him with an axe kick – his signature move – and I consider that to be one of my prouder moments in sparring.)

By the way, in case you’re wondering about the title, it’s a big pun. You see, the Albanian language has a couple of serious quirks to it – the word “kari” in Albanian, which sounds like “car” in English, means… uh… gentleman’s sausage, and the word “piçka”, which sounds similar to “peach” in English, means… um… lady garden.

For those of you who are aficionados of THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME – also known as TOP GEAR – you know where I picked up that particular language skill:

Fast forward to about 2:45 in that clip. As you can see, TOP GEAR teaches you everything you need to know about being a proper bloke.

Happy Friday, gentlemen. And to my South African readers – yes, I actually have at least one or two – stay frosty, stay safe, and defend yourselves against the Dindus and Magic Dirt types who are causing so much damage and looting down there.

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8 Comments

  1. A.D.

    She’s creepy: either an alien or a dude.

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  2. Johnny

    This one is very good. She has a certain ‘natural’ beauty.

    The fact remains that one of the reasons white women are prettier than others is not blonde hair (which is usually a die job), but the fact that their buttocks are the correct shape, as per universal male preference.

    Yes, there is such a thing as a correct and incorrect shape, and some races of women have the incorrect shape.

    We all know about how West African women have an excessive shape, while Chinese women have flat butts.

    But Indian women have the wrong shape too. This is why I don’t think that Indians are more than 20-25% Caucasoid even in North India. Indian women have shapeless butts. Even the famous actresses are never seen in swimsuits. Charlie Burmeister was correct in stating that even India’s most famous actresses have 8 faces and 6 bodies.

    Hence, Indian women also fail the ‘do the women have correctly shaped buttocks?’ test quite abysmally.

    One has to have a very sophisticated grasp of female beauty to even conceptualize the magnitude of the important point I have just made. But I am quite certain that, among other indicators, no Indian woman born in India will ever make Didact’s Friday T&A list, or meet the standard of a 1990s American swimsuit calendar (ignore the woke crap of today).

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    • Didact

      Indian women have shapeless butts. Even the famous actresses are never seen in swimsuits. Charlie Burmeister was correct in stating that even India’s most famous actresses have 8 faces and 6 bodies.

      I agree with Charlie about this. I’ve seen Indian women in gyms. First, not ONE of those women was even marginally attractive, and second, not one had an ass worth speaking of.

      By contrast, if you walk into any Russian or Ukrainian metro gym at peak hour… well, all I can say is that God is good. There is something in such a gym for every man. The girls with flat asses usually have nice boobs, and the girls with flat chests usually have nice butts. And there are plenty of women with the full package to enjoy watching on the Stairmaster or treadmill.

      But I am quite certain that, among other indicators, no Indian woman born in India will ever make Didact’s Friday T&A list, or meet the standard of a 1990s American swimsuit calendar (ignore the woke crap of today).

      Never say never… but it’s certainly extremely unlikely.

      A big part of the problem is India’s rather hypocritical culture of modesty and highly schizophrenic attitude toward sex. This is a country that produces some of the most erotic art and literature ever made, yet has a collective freak-out every time a woman wears flesh-coloured pants. Or even so much as kisses a man in a film. As a result, Indian women don’t really “do” Instagram the way that Eastern European and Western women do. Hell, the South Koreans are more provocative on Instagram than most South Asians.

      I can’t really blame them for this enforced modesty. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. But when you combine that with the psychological pressures imposed upon Indians by their very dysfunctional caste system, religion, and in some cases their racial inferiority complex, then you’ve got a very toxic combination.

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  3. Johnny

    *dye job

    Blonde hair is one of the simple tricks that automatically makes a marginal-looking white woman more attractive. But it has no effect on a woman who is already extremely attractive, or nowhere close to attractive. It pushes borderline women into ‘attractive’ status, more than anything.

    Steatopygia is a problem with West African women, which thus also plagues black women in the US to this day.

    But Indian women have their own category of shapelessness, which is why the narrative of Indians have significant Caucasoid admixture seems to be greatly exaggerated. Indian women would have buttocks that are the correct shape if that were true.

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  4. Johnny

    I’ve seen Indian women in gyms. First, not ONE of those women was even marginally attractive, and second, not one had an ass worth speaking of.

    I didn’t know Indian women in India even went to gyms. They certainly don’t look like it. What do they wear in gyms?

    and in some cases their racial inferiority complex

    But is it really an inferiority complex? A complex implies a belief that is not true. But Indians (like blacks and MesoAmericans) really do lack virtually all human capital attributes, per capita, that could make a race worthwhile. I wrote about this a few weeks ago.

    If Indians know they lack the looks, personalities, and civilizational capabilities of more advanced races, the inferiority is not a ‘complex’, it is a sobering fact. At least Indians are smart enough to realize this on some level. Blacks aren’t. So there’s that.

    I don’t want to drift into outright racism, since ‘White Nationalist’ men are usually the absolute bottom tier of white men (incel, low-IQ) on these same attributes. But the human capital per capita point is a valid one.

    Btw, Didact, since you are still sadly trapped in India, what do you do when some ‘well meaning’ Indian relative or family friend says you are way past the age of marriage, and sends you a picture of some unmarried woman the same age as you who is a 4 in looks, and expects you to be extremely thrilled to even have the chance to marry her without getting to know her. How do you back out of that without offending people and having them think something is wrong with you? The introducing older Indian ‘uncle’ obviously cannot be made to grasp that such a woman is super-low SMV in a global context, and that practically no Indian woman in India, particularly over age 30, is attractive.

    So how do you manage and deflect that sort of unwanted, inbound situation?

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    • Didact

      I didn’t know Indian women in India even went to gyms. They certainly don’t look like it. What do they wear in gyms?

      Some do, particularly in the big metro centres.

      They typically wear tight yoga pants or shorts, and t-shirts. It is NOT an appealing sight, believe me.

      But is it really an inferiority complex? A complex implies a belief that is not true. […] If Indians know they lack the looks, personalities, and civilizational capabilities of more advanced races, the inferiority is not a ‘complex’, it is a sobering fact. At least Indians are smart enough to realize this on some level.

      Depends on whom you ask. Hindu nationalists would argue that everyone, of every race and religion, is actually a Hindu, because Hinduism is the oldest religion in the world. But nobody has ever done serious textual analysis on their ancient books to figure out whether that is true. Indians get away with saying and believing blatantly stupid things, just because they can. And they do have something of a complex when it comes to Westerners.

      When you read their news, you’ll notice that almost every time the Indian government or society f**ks up, Indians blame the West for their own troubles. This is profoundly stupid. The Brits up and left India over 70 years ago – and they gave India its systems of government, education, medicine, transportation, and economics. Whatever cock-ups the Indians have committed, they are the fault of Indians, not Westerners.

      This complex also translates itself into the way that Indian men in the West view Western women. They have this weird almost bipolar mindset toward Western girls. On the one hand, they think that because of their weird accents, habits, and lack of fitness, that they cannot possibly appeal to women in the West. On the other hand, many of them really want Western girlfriends and wives. And the stupid part is that the South Asian men who put in just a modicum of effort to hit the gym, groom themselves, fix their goofy accents, and be less socially awkward, can really clean up. But most of them don’t want to put in the effort.

      Btw, Didact, since you are still sadly trapped in India, what do you do when some ‘well meaning’ Indian relative or family friend says you are way past the age of marriage, and sends you a picture of some unmarried woman the same age as you who is a 4 in looks, and expects you to be extremely thrilled to even have the chance to marry her without getting to know her. How do you back out of that without offending people and having them think something is wrong with you?

      I’m not there anymore – I left back in December))

      And I can’t really comment on what that experience is like, since I have never really been subjected to it – with maybe one exception. I won’t go into details about my personal life. But I can’t imagine it’s very much fun.

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  5. Johnny

    I’m not there anymore – I left back in December))

    Hallelujah! Congratulations. I hope it is a permanent expatriation. You are one of few Indian citizens who deserves to live in a civilized country that has any women higher than a 6.

    May we ask which country you have gotten into? Is it an Anglo-Protestant country or a Slavic/EE one, or Singapore?

    And I can’t really comment on what that experience is like, since I have never really been subjected to it

    Well, I find it hard to believe that in your time there, none of the ‘well-meaning’ relatives or family friends tried to pressure you into an arranged marriage with a local 4, and expect you to be thrilled at the huge favor they think they are doing for you.

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    • Didact

      Hallelujah! Congratulations. I hope it is a permanent expatriation. You are one of few Indian citizens who deserves to live in a civilized country that has any women higher than a 6.

      May we ask which country you have gotten into?

      Thanks, I appreciate it.

      Let’s just say that I’m in an English-speaking country and leave it at that for now))

      Well, I find it hard to believe that in your time there, none of the ‘well-meaning’ relatives or family friends tried to pressure you into an arranged marriage with a local 4, and expect you to be thrilled at the huge favor they think they are doing for you.

      That’s partly because I never gave them an opportunity to do so, and mostly because my family never really bought into that whole nonsense. So I’ve been pretty immune to it. Hundreds of millions of men in India never tried to move beyond their programming, though, and they’re still stuck into that Matrix.

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