It’s been quite a busy week for yours truly as I recover from illness and get back to work. And out where I am, we have been blessed with some truly amazing weather of late – in this country, you take it where and when you can get it, because trust me, it doesn’t last.
Even so, one cannot help but be a bit depressed at the way things appear to be going.
In PommieBastardLande, their so-called “Freedom Day” rapidly approaches. Yet the British government’s supposed medical “experts” appear to be hell-bent upon keeping their native populations shackled and chained for as long as possible. It is a basic truism of this gigantic Scamdemic that the closer people get to achieving real freedom, the more ridiculous, outlandish, and terrifying the headlines become.
So it is proving with the UK as well. Just take a look at the front pages of The Daily Mail – supposedly one of the more independent fishwrappers in the country, but in reality just as beholden to Establishment interests as any other. (They are merely marginally less corrupt than the American whorenalists and presstitutes, which is a bit like saying that Hepatitis C is marginally less awful than jaundice.)
The reality is that the Lung Pao Sicken – thanks to reader Texakraut for that one – is simply not particularly dangerous. Yet the British establishment whorenalists are running around drumming up every possible excuse to push back the end of all legal restrictions and the resumption of holidays and travel. The British government are playing along, tantalisingly dangling freedoms in front of the British public as a way to get them to sign on to ever more onerous actual restrictions upon their ability to travel, work, and send their children to school.
The most disgusting and wretched part of the whole thing is, of course, that the Brits simply go along with it. They are a bunch of spineless twerps led by politicians who laugh at them for their sheep-like stupidity, because they know perfectly well that no matter how badly they treat the British public, the idiots will still vote for them in the next election.
I love mocking Americans for breaking away from the lawful and Godly authority of His Majesty’s government, being the heathen rebel God Squad bunch that you lot are. But, honestly, that’s just me tweaking the noses of good friends a bit. The reality is that I greatly admire the American willingness to give the government the finger.
This is not a common trait. You have to travel the world a bit to realise just HOW uncommon it really is.
In PommieBastardLande, the Brits think that the Yankees are mad as a bag of snakes (it’s worth pointing out that the Brits don’t have the first clue what really deadly snakes are like) for essentially treating General Tso’s Chicken Pox as a giant joke, particularly in the red states. But the simple fact of the matter is that red states like Texas, Florida, and South Dakota were 100% correct to treat the Chinkin Pox as basically a Ye Olde Pharte’s disease, while letting everyone else basically live their lives.
All you have to do to understand the rightness of this approach is to look at the Antipodes, which are (or rather, used to be) populated by the criminal descendants of the British people. In Australia, aka THE COUNTRY WHERE EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES, the population has meekly, spinelessly, and absolutely pathetically submitted to repeated lockdowns and curtailments of their freedoms.
Having lived in all three aforementioned countries (and Russia, and Singapore, and a couple of others), all I can say is that I very much prefer the red-state American approach to things. Which is to say:
“SCREW the gubmint, it’s MY life, I’ll risk it if I want, and you don’t get to tell me jack shit about it!”
This is something of an exaggeration, of course. In reality, red staters submitted pretty readily to lockdown orders when necessary. But they also pushed back, HARD, when it became clear that the lockdowns were and are a gigantic and incredibly stupid mistake.
And for that, they have my everlasting admiration.
The fact that most of the rest of the world so meekly surrenders its rights is enough to make a man despair for the future of the race. And rightly so. Which, of course, is why people like me exist, to buck people’s morale up a bit.
And what better way to do that this evening than by getting you ready for the weekend with the lovely lady of the week?
Her name is Tika Camaj, age 32, originally from Tirana, Albania. She is a pretty well-known lingerie and swimsuit model (apparently), and she’s had a decent career of her own outside of fashion. Evidently she is also a tae kwon do black belt, though don’t read too much into that – WTF and ITF black belts just mean that you have a lot of flexibility and can throw really flashy kicks. They don’t necessarily mean that you can actually fight.
(That being said – I have sparred many times against a guy who has TWO highly-regarded black belts in tae kwon do, each from one of the top instructors in the world. And he then turned around and started learning Krav Maga and is now a senior brown belt in that art under Grandmaster Rhon Mizrachi. He’s a SERIOUS martial artist. And he can throw kicks from anywhere. I was once able to surprise him with an axe kick – his signature move – and I consider that to be one of my prouder moments in sparring.)
By the way, in case you’re wondering about the title, it’s a big pun. You see, the Albanian language has a couple of serious quirks to it – the word “kari” in Albanian, which sounds like “car” in English, means… uh… gentleman’s sausage, and the word “piçka”, which sounds similar to “peach” in English, means… um… lady garden.
For those of you who are aficionados of THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME – also known as TOP GEAR – you know where I picked up that particular language skill:
Fast forward to about 2:45 in that clip. As you can see, TOP GEAR teaches you everything you need to know about being a proper bloke.
Happy Friday, gentlemen. And to my South African readers – yes, I actually have at least one or two – stay frosty, stay safe, and defend yourselves against the Dindus and Magic Dirt types who are causing so much damage and looting down there.