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Friday T&A: Shopaholic Edition

by | Nov 29, 2024 | fat girl jihad | 1 comment

Well, assuming you survived National Overeating and Football Day – if you are American, that is – you are now no doubt trying to get through the gauntlet of endless sale offers that constitute the irritatingly American phenomenon of “Black Friday”. This used to be ONLY an American thing – I’m old enough that I remember the days when Americans used to queue up at 4am outside the likes of Best Buy for the chance to get a $1,200 TV for $800.

Unfortunately, Amerikhastan has exported this particular brand of inanity to the rest of the world, so we now have Black Friday sales in RUSSIA, of all places – and India, and Singapore, and Australia, and… well, you get the idea.

Let’s just say that, as with quite a lot of American pop culture, this is one export we can all do without.

Anyway, seeing as how it IS Friday, you know what that means.

This week’s lovely lady is Jami Knight, age 26 from ‘Straya – where, remember, EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR EYEBALLS FOR JUJUBEES!!!!!!, including the local sheilas – but now living in Austin, Texas. She is apparently married now, which makes her perhaps a tad less thotty than your typical Instahot, but that remains to be seen.

Happy Friday, all. I hope you had a proper supply of Tums on hand before this long weekend…

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1 Comment

  1. Harry David Candela

    Hey, are the USA and WEF still pushing for that oil pipeline in Northern Syria, or what?????

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