Thank God it’s Friday. It’s been a tough week for yours truly, for many reasons, but things are about to get a bit better soon. Tonight, I’m on my way out to Singapore for a few days to do some work, catch up with some old friends, and – let’s be honest – experience a bit of real civilisation for once.
When you live in a place where nothing ever works the way you expect it to, nothing happens on time, it’s impossible to just go outside for a walk whenever you want to, the public transport network is rubbish and not particularly safe, you don’t really speak the language, the neighbourhood is very noisy because that’s what the local culture is like, your immune system reacts to everything quickly, there are MOSQUITOES EVERYF!@#INGWHERE, and… well, you get the idea…
Then you really begin to appreciate what it’s like to live in a properly Westernised, Christian, functioning civilisation.
Still, it is what it is, so might as well make the best of it. So, here we are, with a new entry in everyone’s favourite series.
This week’s Instathot is named Vicky Pattison, and she is famous for being famous.
Seriously. I have no idea who she is or why her photo is splashed across the pages of Britain’s various daily newspapers sometimes, but apparently she always wanted to be famous and is some sort of “reality” TV star.
So basically, she’s best known for having nice tits.
I’m not even going to bother pretending that she’s a particularly high-quality gal, especially when you compare her with some of the Russian and Ukrainian babes that have been featured around this place. But for this week, at least, I’m going to give the ladies of Eastern Europe a bit of a reprieve – not least because, fact is, I need one myself.
But she’ll keep y’all busy until nightfall. Here are a bunch of her pictures down below to get your weekend off to a good start. Enjoy, take it easy, and I’ll be there for you on Monday with the usual cure for your horrendous hangover.






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