This week’s unapologetic serving of flagrant eye-candy is all for the shitlords.

You know who you are. You’re the guys who eagerly wear “WINNING!” T-shirts into the very heart of Shitlibistan, USA, walk into Whole Foods, stock up on steak and spare ribs while giving every hot granola-girl in a short skirt the patented smirk, and walk out again with your backs straight up, your chests out, and your entire body telling the world that you are not to be trifled with, while your trusty sidearm nestles in its hip-holster (for those of you lucky enough to live in the open-carry states), and your even more trusted knife-blade sits in your pocket (for those, like me, who live in Libtard Central).

It is for you, my brothers, the happiest of happy warriors, that I present the following delectable delights.

Happy Friday, boys. Pop open a cold beer, bang your woman (and her best friend), and carry on WINNING.

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