And here we are again at another Friday, the close of another hot and sweltering and disgustingly humid week – at least, if you are where I am. Over here in the old country, temperatures are regularly hitting 40 degrees Celsius – that’s 104 Fahrenheit (or, as I call it, “nonsense units”) – with 90% humidity or higher.
Basically imagine waking up, turning off the air conditioning, and walking into the hallway and immediately feeling like you’re walking through, and breathing, hot soup, and you’ll get an idea of what it’s like.
Of course, if you live down near the Everglades or near the swamplands in Alabama or Georgia or Louisiana, you’ll be reading that and laughing at me, because for y’all that’s every day, not “just” 7 months of the year. And at least over here, I don’t have to deal with alligators popping out of the lakes for a backyard visit from time to time.
I’m telling you, man, if you ever want to find conclusive and irrefutable evidence that the good Lord has a very quirky sense of humour, just go to Florida.
Also, as always, the fact that it is Friday means that yours Didactically must post up photos of a hot girl to get the weekend off to a good start.
Many men would view this as a chore, no doubt, but I do not. I am, of course, nothing if not a dedicated and faithful servant of my readership.
Okay, even I couldn’t keep a straight face over that one.
This week’s lady is named Olivia Culpo, and she isn’t from Floriduh, and if her name sounds somewhat familiar, that would be because she is the 2012 Miss USA and then Miss Universe winner.
Damned if I know what all that means, but I do know that she looks quite fetching in a bikini.
Happy Friday, chaps, enjoy the weekend and the warm weather. Summer in the good old USA is vastly more pleasant than in most parts of the Dirt World, such as where I reside at the moment, and that is very much to the good. The usual advice applies – eat, drink, lift, sleep, repeat.
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