It’s been a pretty busy week for me and it doesn’t look like things are going to be any less busy anytime soon, so I’ll make this one relatively short. I’ll start with a question to all of you:
Boys, did you ever get the feeling that someone Out There is screwing with you just for shits and giggles? That you are a voodoo doll being stuck with pins for some vast unknowable entity’s amusement? That your entire life is basically a very warped, twisted, nasty real-life version of The Truman Show that never seems to end?
Yeah. Been there. Lived it. Living it, in fact.
I don’t like to complain, but there are times when you have to wonder whether there really is a Big Picture Plan in the middle of it all.
That is where Faith, Hope, and Love come in – the Three Daughters of Wisdom, as the Orthodox types like to say. As the the Russians say – “Вера, Надежда, и Любовь – их мать София”. (That should help you understand a little more about how Russian women are named – next time you meet a Russian girl named “Vera”, remember that her name means “faith” in her language, and proceed accordingly based on her actual behaviour.)
These are the three things that we each need to get through the harsh times that are surely coming – that are here, NOW, for many of us. Things are genuinely very hard for a lot of people, especially in PommieBastardLande and in much of South Asia, where the authorities have turned the Chinkvirus into an absolute shit-show.
Be prepared for it – because what comes next will be MUCH worse.
Not all of you are going to like me for saying this, but the fact remains that the reward for a job well done is… a harder job. And I know what you’re thinking: “we’re only 75% through the worst year in living memory, and you’re telling me that what’s coming up next is WORSE?!?!?!? GTFO, man!”
Look, mate, it’s just the truth – the harsh, unvarnished, miserable, awful, painful TRUTH, in all of its horror and glory.
And if you think that you are being tested hard, imagine what is happening right now to His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him.
I woke up this morning to find out that Donaldus Magnus has tested positive for the Chinkflu. If that isn’t a serious test, given how hard he has been tested so far, I have no idea what could be tougher – this is a man who has faced true and material evil, unmasked and leering and baring its fangs, and who has fought it tooth and nail and lost more than most of us will ever have in the process.
So have hope, faith, and especially love – because these are the three qualities that will get you through what is coming.
And speaking of the sterling qualities that make our lives better, let’s take a look at someone who is Beautiful, if probably not exactly Good and True.
Her name is Nicol Ramirez, age just barely 20, from Colombia (not Venezuela, as some sites insist), and currently based somewhere in Commiefornia. (Of course she is – because that’s where all the thots and sloots go in the end.) I have no idea who she is beyond that, but there is no doubt that she looks quite stunning.
That’s it for this week’s edition, boys. Get some good rest. Trust me, you’re going to need it. I’m going to have an awful lot of time on my hands very shortly, so hopefully I can finally finish up some of my long-delayed projects during that time – stay tuned and stick around, things should start changing and improving with this blog soon enough.