Friday T&A: Paris Nights Edition

by Didact | Mar 29, 2019 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized | 0 comments

It’s finally Friday again, and I have to say that I am quite happy about that fact. This week sure as hell whizzed by pretty fast, for various reasons, related to both work and personal stuff. It feels like I barely had a moment to breathe. And that’s on top of the fact that it was raining for two days straight here in the desert.

I repeat: it was raining, for two days, in the freakin’ DESERT.

Yes, I know, it’s spring here in Goatscrewbia. And yes, I know that during springtime, the desert tends to get dumped with rain for a few days.

Still doesn’t make it any less weird.

At any rate, the sun is shining, the clouds have parted, it is Friday, and the Lord is on our side. Seems to me like the perfect time to take a moment to appreciate some female beauty – especially given that, where I am, the native women (of which there are not many, by the way – the Emirates are actually 83% or so populated by non-natives) insist on covering themselves with blankets, because Koran, or some such thing.

(It is worth bearing in mind that the original Islamic texts don’t actually insist on women covering themselves so completely that all you can see is their eyes – and in Afghanistan, not even that much – and only eat by lifting up a flap over their mouths. How it all happened is a matter of considerable debate, but based on my experience, all I can say is that Arab men are pretty insecure about their women. I might follow up on that in more detail someday, but to be honest, I’m not overly fond of the Arab world – quelle surprise.)

So here we are with a lovely ~~lady~~ Instathot by the name of Amanda Paris, who is apparently a model, fitness model, and social media influencer. (Read: “I’m great at marketing your products, because tits and ass”.)

Happy Friday, boys. Y’all are in countries where you can actually get alcohol easily and drink beer without problems, so pop open a few cold ones, and if you’re so inclined, have a drink in my name. You guys are in my good thoughts and prayers, and as such, I hope you have a great evening and a restful weekend. Come back on Monday so that we can continue fighting the good fight.