A new day has dawned and passed, and it is always a Good Thing when said day is a Friday. It is a day to be celebrated by appreciating the finer things in life, eh, what?
So let’s get straight to the appreciating part and take a look at this week’s Instathot.
She goes by the name of Leanna Bartlett, which is very American, but she is in actual fact Ukrainian. She was born in Kherson, Ukraine, and she’s actually only about 6 months younger than me – but, being Slavic, has aged pretty well. She is some sort of internationally renowned swimsuit model who also does lingerie and now markets herself as a “fitness model” – and if your eyeballs rolled back so hard in your head that you could hear them click, I know the feel, bro.
She’s unmarried in her mid-thirties, which isn’t a good sign for a Slavic woman in general and Ukrainian women in particular. In Ukraine, even more so than in Russia, if a woman isn’t married by the time she’s about 28, it’s widely assumed that there is something seriously wrong with her and she becomes regarded very much like spoiled milk.
However, Ms Bartlett here doesn’t live in Ukraine, she lives in the USA – home of the Crazy Cat Lady. So she’ll be fine. And there is no denying that she is a superb advertisement for Ukraine as a gentleman’s destination.
Happy Friday, gents. Get thy hind-parts to church this Sunday if ye can, for there is much to pray for and much WINNING!!! to be done.
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