Friday is upon us once more, but it isn’t exactly the happiest of days – not this time, anyway. And the reason for that is simple:
It’s Valentine’s Day.
God help us.
If you are like most reasonably masculine straight men, you find the idea of Valentine’s Day to be quite dreary and deeply depressing. Essentially, this is a fake holiday which came from a place of good intentions and ended up being completely commercialised – which, of course, is what typically happens these days.
In the Western world, it is more or less a giant money suck designed to part men from their hard-earned cash, all in the name of pedestalising women and paying through the nose to take them out to highly overrated restaurants for overpriced food and drink.
Granted, this is an accurate description of blue-pilled dating throughout most of the Western world these days, but the painful reality of the situation is brought home to the maximum extent possible on Valentine’s Day itself.
Fortunately, there is a way in which you can get an eyeful of a beautiful woman without having to pay for the, uh, “privilege” of taking her out to an expensive dinner or buy her Swiss chocolates. And that comes in the form of yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant’s weekly showcase of a bodacious babe to set the mood for the weekend.
And, seeing as it’s a long weekend coming up – what with it being President’s Day on Monday – we shall have to ensure that this week’s lady is a real looker, eh, what?
So here you are. Her name is Emma Kotos, age 21 from Hartford, CT. At 5’2″ and with measurements of 32D-25-36, she is the literal definition of “short and stacked”.
Happy Friday, boys. For those of you who have the misfortune of dealing with a little lady who demands to be wined and dined tonight, all I can tell you is that you should only do so on YOUR terms – i.e. only if you want to and are able to. Otherwise, don’t bother. Real love cannot be boiled down to one absurdly commercialised non-holiday; it is a lifetime’s worth of effort and attention that builds upon itself through the months and years.
Now get to the important task of relaxing over the weekend, and you’re welcome for the gratuitous display of awesomeness below.