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Friday T&A: Valentine’s Day Massacre Edition

by | Feb 14, 2020 | fat girl jihad | 12 comments

Friday is upon us once more, but it isn’t exactly the happiest of days – not this time, anyway. And the reason for that is simple:

It’s Valentine’s Day.

God help us.

If you are like most reasonably masculine straight men, you find the idea of Valentine’s Day to be quite dreary and deeply depressing. Essentially, this is a fake holiday which came from a place of good intentions and ended up being completely commercialised – which, of course, is what typically happens these days.

In the Western world, it is more or less a giant money suck designed to part men from their hard-earned cash, all in the name of pedestalising women and paying through the nose to take them out to highly overrated restaurants for overpriced food and drink.

Granted, this is an accurate description of blue-pilled dating throughout most of the Western world these days, but the painful reality of the situation is brought home to the maximum extent possible on Valentine’s Day itself.

Fortunately, there is a way in which you can get an eyeful of a beautiful woman without having to pay for the, uh, “privilege” of taking her out to an expensive dinner or buy her Swiss chocolates. And that comes in the form of yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant’s weekly showcase of a bodacious babe to set the mood for the weekend.

And, seeing as it’s a long weekend coming up – what with it being President’s Day on Monday – we shall have to ensure that this week’s lady is a real looker, eh, what?

So here you are. Her name is Emma Kotos, age 21 from Hartford, CT. At 5’2″ and with measurements of 32D-25-36, she is the literal definition of “short and stacked”.

Happy Friday, boys. For those of you who have the misfortune of dealing with a little lady who demands to be wined and dined tonight, all I can tell you is that you should only do so on YOUR terms – i.e. only if you want to and are able to. Otherwise, don’t bother. Real love cannot be boiled down to one absurdly commercialised non-holiday; it is a lifetime’s worth of effort and attention that builds upon itself through the months and years.

Now get to the important task of relaxing over the weekend, and you’re welcome for the gratuitous display of awesomeness below.

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12 Comments

  1. furor kek tonicus ( yo, LeBron.  you're worth 500 mill, move to Africa and you could be a kangz )

    ah, Kotas is the one who got her bikini bus ad banned in London for "fat shaming".

    looks to me like she's got plenty of fat … in all the right places.

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    • Didact

      If you're talking about the infamous(ly awesome) Protein World "beach body ready" ad, that wasn't Emma Kotos, it was Renee Somerfield.

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    • Post Alley Crackpot

      I saw these adverts when they first went up on the Tube …

      What I didn't see was people who were so visibly angered by the adverts that they'd go to the trouble of ripping them down, even the ones that were on the trains themselves.

      It took months before the professional busy-bodies-who-are-not-proper-fit-birds got around to making loud noises about the adverts, which pretty much goes to show that it was all a whinging festival made possible with the help of the media.

      I was hoping that the company who designed the original adverts would replace them with an anatomical drawing of a pig with the caption "Don't Be A Porker On The Beach This Year", just to put one up the nose of these people.

      "But you shouldn't offend people …"

      Dozy bitches, if I'm breathing, I'm offending plenty of people. 🙂

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  2. Dire Badger

    reminds me a little of Olivia D'abo back before she hit the wall.

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  3. tt

    random observation of the day:

    very time you use 'umble servant' I am reminded of Kipling.

    (and after viewing the pics, I had to return to the top paragraphs to remind myself of what it was I wanted to express.)

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    • Didact

      [e]very time you use 'umble servant' I am reminded of Kipling.

      Given that Rudyard Kipling is my favourite poet and author, that is not at all surprising.

      (and after viewing the pics, I had to return to the top paragraphs to remind myself of what it was I wanted to express.)

      That is indeed the desired effect of posting these Instathots 😀

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  4. MrUNIVAC

    I always joke with my wife and female acquaintances that for men, Valentine's Day is just like the SATs. You start off with a perfect score and can only possibly LOSE points.

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    • Didact

      Yep. And filling in the wrong bubble can REALLY cost you.

      Reply
  5. Johnny

    It appears you deleted my comments. I wasn't even disagreeing with you. I was just asking questions about India.

    Reply
    • Didact

      If you post anonymously, your comment gets deleted. What part of this is difficult to understand?

      Reply
  6. furor kek tonicus ( yo, LeBron.  you're worth 500 mill, move to Africa and you could be a kangz )

    ya got me, it's a very similar pose but not the same.

    i.insider.com/556c82976bb3f74b3ecba7ad?width=1100&format=jpeg&auto=webp

    comparing them, i give the edge to Kotos.

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    • Didact

      Oh totally, dude. Kotos is way hotter.

      Reply

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