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Friday T&A: Frigg’s Day Edition

by | Jan 24, 2020 | fat girl jihad | 8 comments

Today is a good day – for it is, of course, Friday, and that alone is worthy of celebration.

Of course, as we all know, the best thing about Fridays are the Didact’s impeccable selection of Instathots to get the weekends off to the right start.

So let’s get straight to it.

Your Instathot for this week goes by the name of Hilde Osland, aged 32 and born in Brevik, Norway. She currently lives in Australia, but she is about as Viking as you can get otherwise. Apparently she had some aspirations of being a singer and has (fake) blonde hair.

So, using TOP GEAR-style logic, she’s basically an avatar of a Norse goddess for whom today is named.

And yes, I’m aware that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but that’s OK.

She makes a living flogging bikinis on Instagram – evidently she’s quite good at it. She is clearly in a committed relationship with some photographer chap (I think), so as thots go, she ain’t so bad. (Nowhere close to as bad as Monday’s thot is going to be – seriously, watch for that one, it’s gonna be very interesting, especially for our resident Badger.)

The comparison with Frigg (or Freya) is rather apt, by the way, given that Freya was supposed to have beautiful golden hair, and so does this chick (even if, again, it’s fake). And she has a delightful penchant for packing multiple photos into every post, which as far as I’m concerned just gives us more to enjoy.

Happy Friday, chaps. Even the most virile and vigourous shitlords need a bit of rest from time to time, so get plenty of it, and show up on Monday with your clubs and maces and axes and swords, ready for the CRUSHING!!!

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  1. Eduardo the Magnificent

    This might be your best one yet, although I suspect the blonde hair isn't the only thing that is fake.

    • Didact

      True, but when it comes to Instathots, especially ones with over 500K orbiters – I mean, simps – uh, that is, followers, it's usually best simply to assume that they are "enhanced" in various ways, and not just via Photoshop.

    • Johnny

      This one is pretty good.

      I looked through the archives of Friday T&A thots. I couldn't help but notice that there were, as far as I could tell, no black and no South Asian women chosen for the honor.

      This is not a surprise. But this reminded me of a prior discussion that these races just might not have what it takes, genetically. The prettiest 'black' women are mulattos or quatroons, and even the population of South Asian women in the West hasn't produced women of this caliber.

    • Didact

      I couldn't help but notice that there were, as far as I could tell, no black and no South Asian women chosen for the honor.

      That is entirely because of my own personal preferences. I have an extremely strong preference for Caucasian, Slavic, and East Asian women with large breasts and hips. That's just me, though.

  2. Dire Badger

    dude… you were talking about new games. This is one my Brother's working on the AI for.

    This is real time graphics. On a High-End PC. NOT a Hollywood rendermachine.


    • Didact


      That is BADASS. Should be amazing to play when it is released.

  3. Blume

    Does it feel like all the instathots are 5'2 or shorter to anyone else? I mean they look great but I always feel like you could shop lift one in each leg of an old pair of junkos.

    • Didact

      I see where you're coming from, but most of the Instathots that I look at are at least 5'5" or taller – with some exceptions, like the girl from Monday's post. Some guys like short & stacked; I prefer tall and stacked myself.


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