Lads, it seems to me that, with the Feast of the Emperor’s Ascension having been concluded and the God-Emperor having assumed his rightful and proper station as President of the United States of America, all is right and good with the world- at least for today.

In fact, let me give you an idea of just how good today was.

Heading out from work around 6.20pm today, I found that one of the main roads that I usually take to get home was completely blocked off- because there was a huge march of anti-Trump protesters bitching and whining at the tops of their high-pitched voices that Trump was “not my President!!!”.

All well and good- being boneheaded whiny liberals is their God-given right, after all.

The problem with their little stunt was that the Almighty wasn’t best pleased about it. Which is why they were marching in the rain, the wind, and the cold.

The Lord Himself is on our side- which is why He pissed all over the whiny butthurt Left’s little parade. It just doesn’t get much better than that, which is precisely why I simply dissolved into laughter watching them rant and rage while raindrops plopped straight into their faces and all over their signs.

It didn’t help matters much that they mostly smelled like wet dogs, and that the “men” in the crowd looked like low-T douchenozzles who were only there to see if they could score phone numbers from the shrieking harpies who, if you squinted really hard, might possibly qualify as women.

God is, I repeat, on our side, which is why He helped ensure the God-Emperor’s ascension to the Golden Throne of Terra. And I have no doubt that that, if Donald Trump lets us- and Him- down, then He will be the first to deliver a proper ass-kicking designed to teach America a little lesson in the value of a man’s given word.

With that in mind- let us take a moment to appreciate the two most wonderful things in life: the beauty of the female form, while presented in the everlasting colours of the Red, White, and Blue:

All pictures courtesy of Radass.com.

Note: I normally only post 7 pictures for these weekly segments, but it’s a very special day today, so… here are a couple of bonuses featuring everybody’s favourite models with good airbags…

Bonus 1: Kate Upton – double-shot, no less

Bonus 2: Lucy Pinder- who is technically a Brit, so one could legitimately question her patriotism here, but honestly I have a hard time questioning her sincerity. And, yes, a double-shot- which I suppose amounts to a 4-shot latte at this point?

Happy Friday, my fellow deplorables.