Fridays are funny things. One week you’re on top of the world; the next, you’re in the very pit of despair; and right after that, you start the slow and steady climb back up again. ‘Tis the nature of the world that we live in, of course, and it is quite important to remember that no matter how random or chaotic things might seem, there are forces at work both for and against us that go far beyond human comprehension.
But enough of such weighty thoughts. It’s the end of another work week, and that means that it’s time for yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant to scour teh innarwebz in search of a hot woman to get the weekend started.
This week’s Instathot goes by the name of Laci Kay Sommers. She’s not what I would necessarily call truly hot; she may have breasts like soccer balls and a butt like a trampoline, but her face is just plain weird. It’s as if her plastic surgeon had a look at Joyce Wildenstein and thought, “yes, that’s a good look”.
Personally, I’m willing to ignore her strange face, her silly hair, and her awww-how-cute aspirations to be a “singer”, just for the sake of the bikini pics. But I don’t envy the man who has to wake up to that face every morning, that’s for sure.
Enjoy the weekend, boys. It’s been a wild week over in this part of the world, what with two regional superpowers about THISCLOSE to bombing the living shit out of each other, and the God-Emperor walking away from his summit with “Little Rocket Man” Kim Jong-Un, but hey, nobody said that the world was supposed to make a whole lot of sense.
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4 Comments
No, thank you.
She looks like a realdoll, or an expensive sexbot. Too much botox?
I've run into a few women like this. Mostly kids of my friends. I'll bet the "arriving to work with my starbucks" , her natural state is probably a strong "7" at best.
Yeah, that's part of it, too. Her face just isn't pretty and the body does nothing for me and I like bigger girls.
She has dead eyes. Like the thousand cock stare, but more like she hates everything but wants to make it look 'smoldering' instead.
You see that look on smart girls who were forced into whoring as children and by the time they hit 20 they are so full of rage that they would gleefully execute everything with a penis. They have been beaten and abused and twisted for so long that the only option is to put them down like a rabid animal. There are many, many girls like that in Eastern Europe.
Add to that way too much plastic surgery, and nice bod or not I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot cattle prod. She's not sexy, she's chilling.