Friday T&A: Spanglish Edition

by Didact | Dec 20, 2019 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized | 0 comments

Christmas is coming ever closer, and that is a very wonderful thing. I truly love Christmas. It is literally my one favourite day of the year, but it takes on a really special significance for me this year.

And that is because it is my first Christmas as a Christian.

As a kid, Christmas used to be all about presents and gifts and good cheer. As an adult, it became more about spending time with my family and having a nice if boring dinner. Only in recent years has it taken on special spiritual significance.

This Christmas will be the first after I bent the knee and acknowledged Jesus Christ of Nazareth as Teacher, King, and Lord.

If you haven’t done it yet – well, I’m not going to tell you to follow my example, primarily because I am a profoundly bad example to follow in just about any walk of life outside of weightlifting, martial arts, and, to a very limited extent, shitposting. All I can tell you is that the benefits of the Holy Spirit are well worth it.

But, seeing as it is not Christmas just at this instant, let us take a page from St. Augustine, who once prayed, “Lord, give me chastity and continence, but not yet”, or words to that effect. And with that in mind – here is your very-nearly-last Instathot of 2019.

Her name is Isabella Buscemi, and she has quite a large following on Instaho. As thots go, she doesn’t appear to be too far gone, actually; she is only 22 years old, but she is already married and, presumably, there will be sprogs forthcoming in the near future from her. Assuming that she can stop pouting and flouncing in front of a camera, that is. She is of Cuban and Italian heritage, and there is no denying her very impressive assets, or the fact that she really likes stripping down to a bikini and showing them off.

The fact that she bears a striking resemblance to a previously featured Instathot will no doubt be a matter of some interest to my loyal readers. I have no idea whether they are related, but they sure do look like sisters.

Happy Friday to you all, my friends. May the blessings and peace of God be upon you. And if you’re planning on unwrapping your lady on Christmas morning under the mistletoe… the rest of us would very much prefer if you keep that to yourself, thanks.