After two weeks (or thereabouts) spent bumming around in [redacted], I'm back, I'm tanned (not that you can really tell), I'm refreshed, and I'm ready to get stuck into this whole shitposting...

Greetings from the coast of sunny [redacted]!!! The weather is warm - even for early autumn - and the beach is beautiful. Or at least, I think it is - I can't actually see it from where I'm sitting....

Hail, fellows, and well met. Yours truly is finally on vacation in an undisclosed location, enjoying sunshine, beach weather, and cocktails. Or rather, in my case, a decent bottle of red wine. I've...

Brothers, if you're wondering why events feel like they are rapidly spinning out of control, understand that this is how things always look when great empires fall. We've simply gotten far too used...

Touching on the legacy of September 11, 2001, is likely a sore subject for many of my readers, and I wouldn't blame anyone for reacting negatively for the fact that I'm posting eye-candy the day...

Gentlemen, this has been a difficult week for those of us who believe in truth, honour, and basic decency. We are watching the world as we knew it, collapsing before our eyes. I have often wondered...

Gents, that surely was the Week from Hell - especially if you are an American with any faith whatsoever left in your blatantly evil government. The guy supposedly in charge is clearly a senile...

Boys, as I have pointed out MANY times before, sometimes, no matter how hard you work, no matter how smart you are, and no matter how well you present yourself, sometimes (quite often, actually) it...

Once more, it has been one HELL of a long week. I've been staring at SQL code until my eyeballs ache, and I have to say, it's not actually that much fun. SQL can do a LOT, but when you're used to...