“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
As we count down to the New Year and a hopefully triumphant 2020 for us all, let us take a look back at everyone’s favourite series on this ‘ere blog full of rants and tumbleweeds – the one that involves a hot girl in a bikini every single week.
There were some spectacular selections this year, of course – a certain Gentleman Adventurer’s rather derisive opinion about my tastes in women notwithstanding. As with previous years where I have assembled a best-of compilation of the girls posted throughout the year, I invite all of my Loyal Readers to chime in and vote for whichever lovely lady held the greatest sway over their hearts.
And, as always, those same Loyal Readers can rest assured that the quality of these much-loved Friday posts will continue to improve and evolve over time. This is, after all, a treasured public service that yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant provides every week.
Onward to 2020, boys, as we continue the CRUSHING!!!
Happy New Year to you as well, my brother in Christ. May the losses and setbacks that we have endured make us stronger, for the WINNING!!! is still not done, we are still not tired, and there is yet more CRUSHING to be done. DEUS VULT!
I do remember that kerfuffle from early on last year over the one chick from Thailand. But it turns out she is in fact female – someone else went and checked on it.
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You, sir, are doing God's own work. Happy New Year to you, good sir, and more redheads in 2020 please and thank you.
Thank you sir, it shall be done. "MOAR REDHEADS" does seem to be a common theme around here, for some reason…
Makes a man wish there were more than 52 weeks in a year!
Happy New Year, Didact. Still not tired. Deus Vult and Trumpslide 2020 await!
Happy New Year to you as well, my brother in Christ. May the losses and setbacks that we have endured make us stronger, for the WINNING!!! is still not done, we are still not tired, and there is yet more CRUSHING to be done. DEUS VULT!
You've got some good ones here, no doubt about it. But I reckon you also have a number of trannies.
I do remember that kerfuffle from early on last year over the one chick from Thailand. But it turns out she is in fact female – someone else went and checked on it.
In no particular order, 4, 38, 41. Yes, I prefer exotic women.