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Monday morning Ubisofting

by | Oct 5, 2026 | Mondays | 0 comments

Well, that was the weekend all done and dusted, unfortunately. And now we have to get back to the mundane drudgery of the 9-to-5 – which is especially painful if you have to waste a lot of that time crafting PowerPoint slides. I swear, if there is one application I think should be outlawed on pain of asset forfeiture and job loss, that is it.

However, it IS Monday, and that means we need another Great Mondaydact Browser Killer. For this week, we start off with a game studio – since gaming cock-ups have been a major feature of the news of late – that evidently thinks everything comes down to PowerPoints and spreadsheets:


#BasedTucker is Based


Dawn of Battle

The Male Brain starts us off well this week:


Mind-Expanding Drugs


Death Smiles At Us All…


Culture Beats


Warriors of Faith


Manly Men of Manliness


Bad Medicine


Veteransโ€™ Day


Judgeโ€™s Ruling


MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!

ะะพะฒั‹ะน-ะฆะฐั€ัŒ ะŸั€ะธะบะฐะทั‹ะฒะฐะตั‚

ะŸั€ะพั„ะตััะพั€ ะ‘ั€ะพะฒะบะธะฝ ะฃั‡ะธั‚

ะ”ะตะด ะกะฒะฐั€ะปะธะฒั‹ะน ะ“ะพะฒะพั€ะธั‚!

ะ”ัะดั ะกั‚ะฐั ะžะฑัŠััะฝัะตั‚

ะ ัƒััะบะธะต ะžั€ัƒะถะธะต

ะ ัƒััะบะฐั ะ–ะธะทะฝัŒ


Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentesโ€ฆ


Burn Paedowood to the Ground


Reading Too Much Into Things

Linkage is good for you:

https://www.xda-developers.com/built-website-claude-code-and-stitch-2-understand-why-developers-are-switching/?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/9/29/openai-scraps-release-of-latest-ai-model-over-safety-concerns?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4

https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/10/02/windows-xp-had-a-hidden-database-of-broken-apps-and-microsoft-used-it-to-trick-them-into-working

https://militarywatchmagazine.com/article/america-combat-aviation-giants-labour-division-next-gen

https://www.rt.com/russia/646642-oligarch-part-five-ukraines-willy-wonka

https://theduran.substack.com/p/the-limits-of-support

https://observatoryanalysis.substack.com/p/what-the-salisbury-article-gets-right

https://propagandainfocus.substack.com/p/did-uk-intelligence-stage-the-salisbury

And some more from Dawn Pine:

https://www.commentary.org/articles/arthur-herman/ukraine-drones-america-future-war/


HALO Nation


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Big Boyz Toyz


Oh No! Anywayโ€ฆ


Comedy Hour


Meme Warfare

We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:

Sometimes
Sometimes
YEP
YEP
Rejoice as this is never happening again
Rejoice as this is never happening again
That should do it
That should do it
Worth a shot. Best case scenario... never mind
Worth a shot. Best case scenario… never mind
Bro needs either spanking or supervision
Bro needs either spanking or supervision
Some people learn the hard way
Some people learn the hard way
If you are caught
If you are caught
Been there (both sides)
Been there (both sides)
So both are right
So both are right
Can't relate
Can’t relate
I have an older phone. AND THE GUY IS SPOT ON
I have an older phone. AND THE GUY IS SPOT ON
Split the difference?
Split the difference?
What not to do is very important as well
What not to do is very important as well
<Crickets>
OK. That's (not) funny
OK. That’s (not) funny
Fake, but funny
Fake, but funny
Go Deadpool
Go Deadpool
<Raised eyebrow>

And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:


Real Men Watch REAL Sports

REPS FOR JESUS!!!

Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs

They See Me Rollinโ€™…

JUST BLEED!!!

Facefisted

Bullshido Breakdown

Served


Gymtardery


Animal Planet

Pawsitivity

Golden Doofuses

German Shedders

Derpskies

BAFFTime

Cattitude

Cat Against Humanity

Murder Machines

Porky Pines

Otter Nonsense


Palate Cleansers

Axe Me Anything

Knives Out

Arrow to the Knee

Forgemaster

Woodshop

Drumlines

Guitar Heroics

MOAR DAKKA!!!

Mambo Italiano

Lunch Break

Omakase

DORINKU!!!

Jump-Starts

Gingervitis Injections


Livinโ€™ in the Land of the Metal Gods

Also Einstein: โ€œI fear that someday people will post my pic on the Internet with bogus made-up quotations in Comic Sans fontโ€

Rock Out With Your Glock Out


Thot Shots

Finally, here are a couple of Instathots to get the week off to a suitably inspirational start. Happy Monday, all.

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