Monday = Suckage. It’s an equation with no known loopholes or exceptions. And of course, if you have to shuffle off to work today, it’s about 100x worse than normal. I am very happy to report that I don’t have to do that until next week, when I return to the real world with, most likely, a very jarring bump, but for now, I’m going to enjoy my time off for as long as I can.
My vacation doesn’t stop me from carrying on with my usual work, serving up the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster – this is, after all, important stuff. So here we are with yet another instalment in this much-beloved series.
This week, we focus on a controversy that’s been raging for some time now over in PommieBastardLande. See, over there they have this wildly popular TV show called Strictly Come Dancing – I think the Damn Yankees have something similar called Dancing with the Stars. The two shows are roughly similar in construction – essentially, reasonably well-known but largely past-their-prime celebrities pair up with elite-level dance instructors and do the tango and the rumba in front of the cameras and audiences of millions.
Inevitably, this leads to a lot of blowups and drama, and the infamous “Strictly Curse”, where a number of marriages and relationships have broken down because of the close proximity between the dancers and their charges. This, after all, tends to happen when you have fit dancers and increasingly-fit not-so-celebrities working in close physical contact for extended periods of time, doing things that involve emotional expression through physical movement.
Lately, the scandal over in Limeyland has involved a group of dancers who refuse to get the Not-Vaccine, because of their concerns about its adverse effects. The Limeys use the AstraZeneca-Oxford shot, in general, which is known to cause (rare) instances of clotting irregularities and heart attacks, along with a number of other nasty potential disabilities.
You can make up your own mind about whether those dancers are justified (I think they are). But the inevitable pressure upon them simply demeans an already silly show to the point of irrelevance.
Since mockery is the best form of criticism in situations like these, let’s mock the shit out of the show:
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, rightly calls for the Pullitzer committee to withdraw the New York F***ing Slimes‘s prize for its Russiagate nonsense, though of course nothing will come of it:
Former president [he’s not the “former” President, he’s the RIGHTFUL President — Didact] Donald Trump has demanded the Pulitzer Prize Board rescind a 2018 prize awarded to the New York Times and Washington Post for their coverage on the Russian collusion “farce.”
In a Sunday statement, Trump called the outlets’ reporting on the theory that Russia interfered in the 2016 presidential election and colluded with Trump’s team – something an investigation ultimately found no actual evidence of – a “false narrative.”
“As has been widely publicized, the coverage was no more than a politically motivated farce which attempted to spin a false narrative that my campaign supposedly colluded with Russia despite a complete lack of evidence underpinning this allegation,” the former president wrote in a letter addressed to Bud Klimet, interim administrator of the awards. He previously called for the awards to be revoked in 2019.
Trump also criticized media outlets for using sources with vague knowledge of a situation, calling out articles citing “‘people with knowledge,’ ‘current and former officials,’ ‘some senior US officials,’ and other vaguely defined individuals.”
He went on to cite the indictment of Michael Sussman as proof of his accusation against the papers. Sussman, a lawyer who had worked for Hillary Clinton’s campaign, was accused of lying to the FBI when he tipped them off in 2016 to a potential tie between Trump’s presidential campaign and the Kremlin.
The Times and Post were given the National Reporting award in 2018 for their reporting on the ‘Russia collusion’ story, and Trump called for the outlets to be given a chance to “voluntarily surrender” the prize back to the Pulitzers.
“When it becomes apparent that a Pulitzer Prize-winning work was based on shoddy, dubious and manifestly false reporting – as is the case here – the Pulitzer Prize Board must react accordingly,” he wrote.
Former special investigator Robert Mueller has said his report on alleged Russian collusion did not “exonerate” Trump, as the president has claimed. The report, however, ultimately did not substantiate the more sensational stories covered in the media.
It’s a fair point, but nothing more than a dialectical one, and thus is a quixotic statement, at best. The NYFT has never, ever given back the Pullitzer that Walter Duranty won for his “reporting” in the 1930s that “debunked” claims that Ukrainians were starving to death by the millions in the Holodomor (Холодомор in Russian, Голодомор in Ukrainian), literally “the Great Hunger”. Duranty KNEW the truth – and he suppressed it, because he had strong sympathies for the Communist Party in Russia and liked the USSR’s system.
My parents often wonder why I hold such deep antipathy – and, indeed, these days, outright hatred – of journalists in general. These sorts of incidents explain why. The whorenalists and presstitutes that populate most (not all) of the Western (((media))))))) are slaves of evil and fear the truth. So they work actively to suppress it. And for that, they deserve nothing less than eternal damnation – and should be delivered to that fate as speedily as possible, though not by the hands of men.
“‘Vengeance is mine’, says the Lord, ‘I shall repay'” – and rightly so. These people are profoundly and willingly evil, and judgement – JUSTICE – shall be visited upon them, in this life or the next.
#BasedTucker is based:
Mark Dice points out the by-now-blindingly-obvious truth about the Great Replacement currently underway in the USA:
Dave from Blue Collar Logic does his best to combat the Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) surrounding the Coof in his home state – it’s a valiant effort, but doomed to fail:
Jason Siler points out a simple and basic truth about the regressive Left – they want control over you, what you think, and what your kids learn:
Bill Whittle and his friend Alfonzo Rachel discuss how perseverance is the key to winning:
He is right. I have seen this in my own life. In a fight, the guy who wins is often (though not always) the more persistent, the one who never gives up. Skill and talent get you a long way, to be sure – but heart and courage take you to the end.
Plenty of fun stuff from The Male Brain this week. We start with an interesting video from AlternateHistoryHub – a channel that we haven’t featured here in a LONG time – which discusses how Clownipornia very nearly broke in half (legislatively speaking):
It’s going to happen again, sooner or later. The electoral mathematics are determinate, at this point. You cannot have a situation where the southern third of the state basically decides policy for everyone else.
Another video from the same channel about how the world came to be – if you believe The History Channel:
As Dawn Pine says: “You have to wait to ~19:45 – he gets it right. Karl Popper told us that if a theory can’t be disproven – it is not science.”
Been a while since we saw Ryan George clips here, so let’s fix that:
Veritasium explains how and why clickbait actually works:
Paul Ramsey experienced the, uh, “joys” of dealing with AT&T customer support recently:
This tends to happen when you adopt an outsourcing-based customer service model. If you want to piss off your customers and drive away business, by all means, outsource everything, especially to India.
PJW has a rather odd hobby of looking at Yelp and TripAdvisor reviews of hotels for shits and giggles – and boy do the giggles come fast and furious with this story:
The Limeys have been thoroughly betrayed by their own government. But, being Limeys, therefore quite stupid when it comes to politics, they’ll keep voting for the same pack of incompetent racially “diverse” morons over and over again, until their country collapses.
Enoch Powell was disgraced and reviled in his own lifetime for his infamous “rivers of blood” speech. But I’m willing to wager that in under 50 years, he will be revered as a prophet without honour in his own country.
Joker from Better Bachelor breaks down the latest news from Tomitown, and it’s not good – for the guy who got down on one knee for the girl, that is:
Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell examines two of the most terrifying stories of real-life daemonic possession ever witnessed, one of which served as the basis of William Blatty’s classic, bloodcurdling, novel, The Exorcist – and subsequently perhaps the scariest movie of all time:
The lovely and charming Dr. Sam Bailey explains how N-Acetylcysteine works:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan departs from his political ranting for a bit to interview a LEGEND of heavy metal – none other than Tim “Ripper” Owens:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms and his good friend Mel from Sneaker’s Corner continue to demolish the myths and legends surrounding the false “prophet” of the fake religion known as Islam:
Al-Fadi from CIRA International teams up once more with his good friend Dr. Jay Smith to assault the very foundations of the Izzlamist dogma about Mecca as the centre of their “religion”:
Dr. Frank Turek from Cross Examined did a full live-stream of his apologetics, based on the excellent book that he co-authored, at North Carolina Wesleyan College:
China Uncensored looks at the CCP’s challenge to American air supremacy in the Pacific:
This probably isn’t going to go well for the Americans. Their F-35 Joint Strike Flying Piano is theoretically a superior warplane, by far, from anything that the Chinese have. The problem is that the stupid thing is monumentally unreliable and significantly oversold in terms of its capabilities, as more and more evidence shows us.
The pilots love the F-35, by the way. That’s the interesting thing about the Turducken. They note that, when it WORKS, the Joint Strike Flopter is actually absolutely devastating and lethal and cannot be seen by its enemies.
But that doesn’t change the fact that, whenever the Americans go up against an enemy that has studied them and knows their capabilities during wargames, they LOSE. HORRIBLY.
Do you honestly believe that the Chinese haven’t studied America’s capabilities very, very carefully? They’ve stolen vast amounts of military technology directly from the Yankees already – they will assuredly steal much more in short order. And they have very clearly studied America’s strengths and weaknesses very thoroughly – all you have to do is read Unrestricted Warfare by two of their strategists to realise that the ChiComs are FULLY AWARE of their technological and intelligence limitations versus the Americans. So if a war actually happens, they will do everything possible to tilt the playing field in their favour, by resorting to tactics that the Americans would not even dream of using.
America Uncovered takes a (slightly snarky) look at the impact of the Fake President’s Not-Vaccine mandates in the USA:
Jared Taylor from American Renaissance did a long interview in which he explained his positions and views to a woman who might qualify for an actual journalist (though we might have to reserve judgement on that one):
Terrence Popp flies the flag for the political prisoners that the Fake President has taken over the Jan 6 protest:
Midnight’s Edge reports on a MONUMENTALLY stupid idea leaking out of the posterior end of the Devil Mouse:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock has very bad news about Indy 5 – though it’s not like we didn’t see this coming:
The Drinker rather likes what Chad Stahelski and his buddies have managed to pull off with Nobody:
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week concerns Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, which appears to be whirling faster:
The Great Red Spot, a storm on Jupiter which has been observed raging for more than 150 years, is spinning faster and faster, baffling scientists.
“When I initially saw the results, I asked ‘Does this make sense?’. No one has ever seen this before,” said Michael Wong of the University of California, Berkeley, who led the analysis.
The winds, which spin counterclockwise around the vortex – which is bigger than the Earth – at speeds greater than 400mph, have increased by up to 8% from 2009 to 2020.
But this increase has only occurred within the so-called high-speed ring of the storm. Curiously the winds near the centre are slowing down, according to observations from the Hubble Space Telescope.
The change, which would have been imperceptible without Hubble, amounts to less than 1.6 miles per hour per Earth year.
“We’re talking about such a small change that if you didn’t have 11 years of Hubble data, we wouldn’t know it happened,” said Amy Simon of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Centre.
“Hubble is the only telescope that has the kind of temporal coverage and spatial resolution that can capture Jupiter’s winds in this detail.”
Your long read of the week is by a retired scientist named Brendan Godwin, who lays out (with, admittedly, some very annoying grammatical and spelling mistakes) a powerful case against the Not-Vaccines:
SARS-Cov-2 was manufactured in a lab and unleashed on the world by China in late 2019. Since then the politicians and political bureaucrats have been on a crusade to have a vaccine invented and everyone jabbed. Medical science always tries to treat any disease early. The earlier you can find and treat a disease the better the chances of survival are. But with this virus, the politicians and political bureaucrats ignored and vilified known early anti-viral treatments and government policy is that there be no early treatment. Medical scientists had been trying to invent a vaccine for SARS-Cov-1 since 2003 without success. Vaccine development normally takes several to 10 years. But, as if by a miracle, the world seemingly had several inside a year. But what we have are not vaccines. They do not pass the patentable, legal or clinical definition of a vaccine in that they do nothing to prevent infection. They are gene therapy. They are patented as gene therapy. Calling them a vaccine is misleading and deceiving in the extreme. It is not fully known what is in any of these drugs. They contain genetic material encoded with genetic instructions known as the gene sequence. We do not know what that is. They contain ingredients that are not listed as ingredients. There are two very serious safety issues with the drugs. When in the body they generate a synthetic spike protein which is a toxin and in one of the lipid nano particles is grapheme oxide, a substance known to be poisonous to humans. The spike protein was seen in 2005 as a highly malleable bioweapon. It has been known for a long time to be a dangerous toxin. The injections destroy a persons’ innate immune system and they have destroyed the blood and organ donation systems. In the rush to get these drugs into people, very basic safety tests were not done. The real world data shows that these drugs are not working. They are not stopping infections, nor transmissibility and nor deaths. Now governments are selling and people are falling for this crazy logic of “take a booster – because the 1st two shots did not work” When injected, the gene sequence causes the body to generate a synthetic computer generated spike protein. The theory is that, when exposed to the virus’ real spike protein, the body will have an immunity to that as well. There is zero clinical evidence that is occurring. With a destroyed natural immune system the jabbed people are now the dangerous spreaders. They have no protection, either from the jab or their natural immune system. Safety and efficacy were never a concern. There became a sense of urgency to get people jabbed up with a known to be dangerous spike protein. The number of deaths and serious side effects are staggering. Historically when deaths reported from a drug reached 50 on the CDC VAERS database, the drug was immediately withdrawn from the market for safety reasons. VAERS is currently sitting on 23,817 deaths and 1,519,354 adverse events. Experts have trawled through the global adverse events and estimate global deaths to be at least 500,000 with 10 mil side effects half of those serious. The injections of these drugs has taken the lives of half a million people and destroyed the lives of 10 million more. The evidence clearly shows they have not saved one life. Anyone who thinks that a drug, that is unable to recognize a virus and prevent it’s infection, but will prevent you from dying from it, is living an illusion.
— h/t Adam Piggott
Read the whole thing, all the way through. It is by turns appalling, terrifying, and infuriating. If even 10% of what he wrote is true, then the Not-Vaccine mandates are already a crime against humanity. If 50% of what he wrote is true, then the people responsible for this abomination need to be hunted down and brought to justice. And if everything that he says is true, then God help us all, because we’re going to start seeing Biblical levels of infertility, heart disease, cancers, and other chronic diseases in the coming years.
Linkage is good for you – no time, again, to sort all of this out, you’ll need to click into the links to get a gist of what’s going on:
https://www.inverse.com/mind-body/stretching-mobility-work-weight-lifting
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16253127/man-apology-gift-girlfriend-livid/
https://www.unz.com/pbuchanan/the-eclipse-of-europe/
https://www.unz.com/mhudson/chinas-fortune-cookie-crumbles/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-shares-extensive-first-date-25108541
https://www.rt.com/usa/536397-poll-americans-secede-divide-fascism/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16308026/mum-daughter-sister-share-husband-swingers/
And some more from Dawn Pine:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/distraught-man-jumps-jumped-building-25043417
https://www.bolde.com/womans-threesome-boyfriend-ended-tears-ex/
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/woman-heartbroken-over-her-mom-174130388.html
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/100-year-old-enters-guinness-records-as-worlds-oldest-powerlifter/
https://www.livescience.com/mountain-goat-kills-grizzly-bear
The Neo-Tsar indulges in a very manly pastime:
History lessons of the week:
Your Great Man of the Week is the last President to genuinely shrink the size of the Federal government, and one of the greatest unsung heroes of American politics – Calvin Coolidge:
Late Night Gaming is very pleased indeed with the Forerunner art style in HALO Infinite:
And now let’s watch Mint Blitz borking the physics engine again:
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Comedy hour:
Pics, guns, girls:
Headlines of the week indicate that scam artists are getting snarky as well as snobbish:
I tip my hat to whoever did that. It’s about the best send-up of modren “art” that I’ve ever seen.
Your “Calling the Rain” moment of the week:
Your “HOLY F***ING SHIT WE’RE ALL DOOMED!!!” moment of the week:
Your “Young People Need Daily Slapping” moment of the week:
Your “Pool of Booze” moment of the week:
Your “Cause and Effect” moment of the week:
I’ve seen a menu in a seafood restaurant – Chinese, of course – that said that they serve “Crap”. I passed – and then passed out from laughter.
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
And also your animals are absolute DICKS moment of the week, to balance things out:
Gym beast props this week go to Jamal Browner:
Wise Uncle Chael the American Gangster offers up his thoughts on the latest developments in the ongoing Jon Jones controversy – yep, the UFC’s biggest problem child is back in trouble, AGAIN:
Jesus loves knockouts:
Shufflin’ keeps things groovin’
#WeAreMetalYouAreNot
That song absolutely SLAYS. It really does sound like classic Stained Class-era JUDAS PRIEST, but with wasabi up their arses.
Right, chaps, here’s your Instathot for the start of the week. Her name is Cailey Lonnie, age 23, from Clownipornia. Her unusual looks apparently come from a significant mixed heritage – Spanish, Japanese, and German. Bit of an odd combination, but I’ve seen weirder (French-Canadian and Japanese, for example, or French, German, and American). It’s probably safe to say that she has been enhanced to a significant degree – you don’t get to 1M followers on Instaham and Lord only knows how many on TikTok, at such a young age, without a helping hand or three along the way. At any rate, she’s your Monday dose of good cheer.
OK, that’s all, folks, get back to work and try not to make a mess of things.
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This Alt History review of Ancient Aliens is spot on. Sensationalism giving the thoughtful alt-history types a bad name.
That collides with Veratasium on clickbait…on no! It works, for 16 seasons of Ancient Aliens!
Well played Didact. Well Played.
Much as I would like to, I can’t take the credit for that one – it was Dawn Pine’s find)))
But yes, it’s a very funny juxtaposition.