After more than 8 years of writing, plenty of terrific articles, lots of seriously HAWT chicks, and some epic moments on this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble site full of rants and tumbleweeds, I am sorry to say that we must part ways, you and I.
You see, I was doxxed recently.
Yes, that’s right, my really-for-real identity is now known to the entire world. My secrets have all been exposed by some terrible, nefarious “do-gooder” who thought that it was high time that I got my comeuppance.
So, everything about me is now fully available on teh innarwebz. My real name, my past history, my picture, my education, work, and everything else.
As you can imagine, this is causing quite a few problems. I started up the original Didact’s Reach as a bit of a con-job, you see. I wanted to take advantage of the then-emerging “Dark Enlightenment” and have a few good laughs at the expense of all you drooling, leering, knuckle-dragging, monosyllabic, megalocephalic, grunting Neanderthals in the process. I got so good at the shitposting and pretending to be a Right-wing nut-job that I kept it up for over EIGHT YEARS – and let me tell you, that wasn’t easy, given my true identity.
Thing is, though… the people who doxxed me probably got a bit of a rude shock, because they quickly realised that I was actually one of them all along.
That’s right – I’m a British-Iraqi, gay, non-binary cross-dresser, and I also identify as a Muslim.
One of the loonies on your own side actually cottoned on to who I was by accident a few years ago. You can see me in all of my glory in this here video, where I explain how there is no such thing as objective reality, because quantum physics says so:
Seeing as my public identity is no longer safe, and I will be forced to take down all of my posts and articles, this site will soon go into liquidation. All of those crazy articles, pictures, links, and associated brilliance that you have become accustomed to, is no more.
I’m truly sorry, darlings, but this is how it has to be. I can no longer carry on with my double life, on top of my existing double life. I was able to pretend to be a right-wing crank for the better part of a decade, but I can’t do it anymore. It’s just not possible to reconcile my desire to be a gender-queer non-binary gay Muslim biracial binational Person of Colour who likes to wear dresses and not shave my armpit hair, with my attempts to sound like a boring straight Christian dedicated to lifting heavy shit and beating things up with my fists and feet.
As for all of those gorgeous Eastern European girls that I posted up for you every Monday and Friday so loyally for so long? I have to tell you… they were kind of repulsive to me. I had to keep my gag reflex under control while looking them up. Since I’m all attracted to dudes and such, you know it’s not possible for me to really appreciate true beauty.
Anyway, that’s it from me, the non-binary entity once known as Didact. You now know who I am – the pansexual gender-queer Muslim drag queen.
And for anyone who actually took this article seriously – LOOK AT THE DATE, YOU IDIOT.
I ain’t goin’ NOWHERE, lads. This here is MY real estate, bought and paid for with my own blood, sweat, and toil, and I’m not giving it up easily. I have spent more than 8 years of my life poasting nearly every single day to bring the harsh truths of our time to a world gone insane. It’s not easy, but I’m sick and tired of seeing madness, lies, and stupidity rule over us. So I do what I can to fight on in God’s name as part of the Church Militant.
And no, I am NONE of those things indicated in that word-salad I spewed above. That he-she-she-he-it thing in the BBC video above can say whatever he-she-she-he-it likes, the reality is that there are only two genders. And if the Izzlamification of PommieBastardLande continues at the current rate, it won’t be very long before he’s going to be explaining gender-fluidity to people trying to stone him to death.
At any rate, if you got a chuckle out of this post, or if you just enjoy reading my writing in general, head on over to the War College Fund and toss in a few crypto-shekels, or buy some stuff off Amazon via this link, or through my other site about the glories of wet-shaving. You’ll be helping me out considerably – and if you buy proper traditional wet-shaving gear, you’ll be helping yourself out even more.
This stuff is fun and I enjoy it, but it isn’t free.
Feel free to leave your opinions about how well (or poorly) I imitate a complete lunatic in the comments below.