The fun and games surrounding Greenland appears to have died down somewhat, following the usual gathering of globalist creeps and totalitarian nutcases over in Davos earlier this week. Drumpf came away from it with an agreement that he apparently pulled out of thin air with NATO’s weenie-in-chief, the Dutch failed former Prime Minister Mark “Rutti Frutti” Rutte, that ‘MURICA would get sovereign territorial control over a series of bases on Greenland itself.
In exchange, Ornj Boi pulled the usual TACO manoeuvre and yanked the planned 10% additional tariffs on the Euroweenie vassals and slaves. And that, it seemed, was that.
Most people interpret this as a big loss for Don Trumponi. Supposedly, he came in all guns blazing, ready to grab Greenland by force if necessary. And he walked away with, essentially, nothing more than a series of vague commitments that amount to a fart in the wind.
Having listened to serious analysts talking about this issue, I am not nearly so sanguine. I think this is the God-Emperor’s way of sticking the proverbial camel’s nose under the tent.
Consider: Greenland has less than 60,000 residents in total. It is nothing more than an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark. The Danes themselves have what amounts to basically a bunch of fishing boats with some token guns, and that is what they call their “navy”. Their “army” consists of a group of dressed-up homosexuals armed with water balloons.
All Drumpf has to do, is to station a few thousand Marines on the island – which, for them, would certainly be a hardship posting – or send over the US Army’s special cold-weather assault units from within its paratrooper divisions. And that would be all she wrote. Heck, a patrol of MPs could probably conquer Greenland, if so ordered.
One way or another, the FUSA WILL acquire Greenland, in its entirety. And there is ABSOLUTELY BUGGER-ALL that the YURPEENS can do about it. The sooner they get used to the fact that they are slap-bitches that Daddy Drumpf can bend backwards over a barrel at his will, the less painful it will be for them when they are inevitably sodomised by an America that only thinks in terms of spineless vassals.
As for the Greenlanders themselves… well, as I wrote before, they might as well get used to the fact that they are on the menu. There is nothing that they, or anyone else, can do about it. I do not write this because I approve of such nonsense – far from it. I simply accept reality for what it is.
None of this changes the fact that Greenland does actually have a few useful things to export to the US. It does of course have oil, gas, gold, rare earth minerals, and various assorted other goodies – though the cost of extracting them would be prohibitive for the US, especially considering the extremely degraded state of its own industrial base.
It also has one other export, which consists of this week’s lovely lady. We saw her earlier, but perhaps she bears (so to speak) some additional scrutiny.
This here is Naja Mathidle Rosing, age 26-ish, from Nuuk, Greenland, and the winner of some beauty pageant back in 2023, I think. So she is a really for real model. She is at least part Inuit, which explains her rather wide hips. I can say from personal experience that a woman with wide hips and a shapely but ample caboose is a blessing, because it gives you lots of things to grab and hold, ifyaknowhatimeanrite. You may therefore consider her to have the Didactic Seal of Approval.
Happy weekend, lads.
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i keep faceplanting into the stupidest information possible.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peary_Land
Peary Land was historically inhabited by three separate cultures, during which times the climate was milder than presently. It contains the northernmost ruins on earth, an archaeological site found in 2023.[2]
Independence I culture, Paleo-Eskimo (around 2000 BC, oldest remains dating from 2400 BC)
Independence II culture, Paleo-Eskimo (800 BC to 200 BC)
Thule culture (ancestral to the modern Inuit, around AD 1300)
so, the furthest north possible reaches of Greenland USED TO BE WARM ENOUGH TO SUPPORT ESKIMOS, going back to 2000-2400 BC.
why do we know this? because National Geographic sent an expedition up there to establish baseline data about the changes and “dangers” that anthropogenic global warming is causing.
now i need a hammer or other suitably soft object to hit myself in the face with until i’m stupid enough to take AGW seriously.
On a note related to the man-made religion of AGW – the Neo-Tsar said, just this Friday or Saturday past, that “Russia will continue to develop the Arctic, despite the fact that instead of global warming, a cooling may occur”. This was in relation to someone asking him at an event for students about Russia’s plans to develop the Arctic, and whether Russia needs Greenland to accomplish those goals.
The second part of that sentence tells me very clearly that the MFIC has known, probably for quite some time, that the whole AGW thing is complete nonsense – and is acting accordingly.