Well, it’s the Monday after Independence Day Weekend (for those of you heathen rebel colonists out there), and I have to say, it’s a beautiful day out where I am.

Unfortunately it’s still Monday, and that SUCKS.

But there is some great news. The past few weeks have been absolutely brutal for those of us who believe in law and order and basic human decency. Yet the protests are beginning to peter out as the rage of the mobs either runs out of targets, or is stopped cold by people willing to stand up for themselves and their way of life.

One of the most visible symbols of Leftist stupidity was removed last week as the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone went under, and it was a glorious sight to behold:

President Trump’s beautiful and spectacularly talented Press Secretary had some choice words for the whole situation too:

It warms my heart to see Leftist idiocy rewarded with a fist in the teeth. That’s how we always should have dealt with it – by stopping it cold when it started, not now, when the rot has spread through EVERY institution and EVERY part of the culture.

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His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, gave an absolute barn-burner of a speech at Mt. Rushmore on Friday night:

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#BasedTucker is based:

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Mark Dice was most pleased by the God-Emperor’s plans for Independence Day Weekend:

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Dave from Blue Collar Logic explains what a world, or at least a city, free of police might look like:

And Jason commits the usual, very silly, conservative mistake of pointing out how “Daemoncrats are the REAL racists zOMG!!!11!!!!”:

This is very bad rhetoric. The problem is that calling racists out on their racism is genuinely stupid. It is even more stupid to argue that racism is a terrible sin – it isn’t.

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Bill Whittle and his buddies celebrate July 4th and ask whether moderate Daemoncrats can get their party back (hint: NO):

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The Male Brain has plenty of red meat for us this week. We start with the secular religion that the Godless Left is building in the West:

This next one will horrify you if you like living in clean and uncluttered spaces (like me):

I know women like that, though they aren’t quite as horrible. Living with them is a huge pain in the ass if you like things to be neat and tidy, as I generally do.

In case you’re wondering how these “social distancing” rules are created:

The PoundMeToo movement is back and hunting for yet more male scalps:

Stay away from those harridans. Just stay away. Don’t hire women. Don’t mentor women. Don’t spend time around women. Get on with your life instead.

Remember when the Muppets were patriotic and had a sense of humour? That was ever so long ago…:

Lastly, happy 4th, everyone – try to remember why America was founded, rather than just the fun things about blowing stuff up:

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Paul Ramsey takes great (and quite justified) umbrage at Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest idiotic stunt:

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PJW has really upped his video-editing game of late to demonstrate what kind of clown world we all live in:

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Lord Razor of the Fist Clan celebrates the demise of CHAZ with a giant “F*** YOU I WAS RIGHT!!!” to the black-pillers:

El Jefe Razorfist is, I think, mostly correct to excoriate the black-pillers who said that Donaldus Triumphus Magnus was failing as a President by not intervening. I’ll stick my hand up and state plainly that I was – and am – definitely one of those who argued that the God-Emperor needed to do more to restore law and order to America’s streets.

I did, however, temper that call by noting repeatedly that the God-Emperor is limited in terms of wha he can do, quite rightly so, by the Posse Comitatus and Insurrection Acts. And a few weeks ago I made it clear that I agreed with Razorfist about the Left’s attempts to bait Trump into intemperate action.

Ultimately, I think the God-Emperor made the right call, overall. He avoided sending in the military to crush open rebellion against the US government and thereby staked the Daemoncrats through their vampiric hearts with their own failures to maintain law and order.

The hypocrisy among the Daemoncrats is now transparently obvious. They have no problem supporting looters, rioters, and anarchists – provided that they aren’t affected. The moment that those “vibrant, diverse, peaceful” protests show up on their doorsteps, though, that’s when they go screaming for law and order.

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China Uncensored looks at the latest outbreak of swine flu in China – God help us, not the Chinese AGAIN!!!:

It’s a lot worse than that, actually. There is now a bubonic plague outbreak happening in China’s Inner Mongolia region.

THE SLAUGHTER MONKEYS RIDING MONGOLIAN APOCALYPSE PONIES ARE COMING! I TOLD YOU SO!! I BLOODY TOLD YOU!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Slightly more seriously and less hysterically – what is it with China being such a potent vector for diseases?!?! I’ll have to look into that for a possible future podcast, perhaps.

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Their sister channel, America Uncovered, takes a closer look at the history of the Pantifags:

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Jared Taylor from American Renaissance looks at the real war on science, facts, and evidence:

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Terrence Popp puts into words the rage and shock that so many of us feel after taking the red pill (often as a forced suppository) and try dating after having our eyes opened, through a long rundown of his own history:

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Midnight’s Edge explores further the story that Overlord DVD broke last week about the intriguing possibility that Disney is going to deep-six the entire Devil Mouse Wars Trilogy in an increasingly desperate bid to save itself:

I maintain that there is no saving STAR WARS at this point. Just let it all burn and get on with more interesting things that draw inspiration from the best elements of the original saga.

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And speaking of Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock, he has more to tell us about the civil war unfolding within LucasFilm right now:

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Gary from Nerdrotic explains that George Rape Rape Martin will never finish his (once-)epic series A Song of Ice and Fire, and shows that Georgie Porgie has definitely gotten a bit high on his own supply now that he’s comparing himself to Tolkien (aka THE MASTER):

J. R. R. Tolkien’s greatest work was, indeed, The Silmarillion. But if he had not completed the original The Lord of the Rings saga, The Silmarillion would never have had much meaning. Apparently GRRM forgot the fact that, in the last book of The Silmarillion, the War of the Ring is given a recap and the final journeys of the Fellowship are related in beautiful, elegaic prose.

Let’s be honest about this. ASOIAF is a dead letter now. The HBO series ended horribly thanks to Benioff and Weiss and their appallingly bad writing. The SocJusBS-infused prequel and spinoff series that HBO had planned, have mostly been cancelled. All that we’re left with is a potential prequel about the history of House Targaryen – which I honestly could not care less about.

I have never watched a single episode of GoT all the way through – I always preferred reading the books. But now that the books are never going to be finished, I don’t see any point in wasting time on useless media either.

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The Drinker tried playing The Last of Us 2, and thought it was pretty awful:

The “female” character, Abby, is evidently actually female, but if so, that’s the least convincing woman I’ve ever seen.

Look, let’s be honest, Abby is a dude. If Kneel Cuckmann actually wanted us to believe that Abby is female, then we also have to believe that “she” is pumped full of horse-grade steroids.

Problem is, as reader MrUNIVAC pointed out in a comment to last week’s post on the game, where are you going to get that kind of gear in a world that has gone straight into the shitter?

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Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week courtesy of Dawn Pine:

The UN’s weather agency announced Thursday the longest lightning bolt on record—a single flash in Brazil on October 31, 2018 that cut the sky across more than 700 kilometers.

That is equivalent to the distance between Boston and Washington DC in the United States, or between London and Basel, Switzerland, the World Meteorological Organization said in a statement.

WMO’s committee of experts on weather and climate extremes also reported a new world record for the duration of a lightning flash, with a single flash that developed continuously over northern Argentina on March 4, 2019 lasting for a full 16.73 seconds.

The new “megaflash” records, which were verified with new satellite lightning imagery technology, were more than double the previous known record-holders, WMO said.

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Your long read of the week is about a supposed “ultra-right-wing militia leader” who is preparing for the shit to get real very soon:

As the US election looms, the gun-toting III% Security Force stands ready for an anti-Democrat uprising. The group has been accused of neo-Nazism, but one of its leaders tells RT they merely protect the will of the people.

“There is a coup taking place right now, there’s a collective effort to overthrow our way of life as we know it – people are starting to realize it’s not a conspiracy theory.

“If we don’t come together as one, we’ll be living in a post-American world by 2021.”

That’s the view of Chris Hill, commanding officer of the III% Security Force’s Georgia branch. The Three Percenters are a constitutional militia with chapters across the US, their name originating from claims that only three percent of colonists took up arms against Britain in the American revolution.

According to them, over the last few months membership has rocketed by 150 percent, with 50 to 100 applicants per day – spurred on by developments like Minneapolis City’s pledge to dismantle their police department and Joe Biden’s promise to stand up for Muslim communities if he enters the White House.

Hill, also known as General BloodAgent, said: “It’s like our Founding Fathers stated, we believe we should come together, to lend our arms and council whenever a crisis arises.

“We advocate and defend our goals and beliefs with regards to our way of life, our constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.”

The group, whose members are rarely seen in the public eye without military fatigues and firearms, sees its role as protecting the people, allowing them to rise up and take control. They spend a fifth of their time on political activism and the rest doing primitive survivalism, military infantry training, hunting, rescue and first aid.

Mark my words, brothers – these so-called “right-wing loony militias” are going to become ubiquitous over the coming years as White people in the suburban and rural parts of the country finally come to understand that they are under siege.

While I think that Mr. Hill’s view of the collapse of the USA in 2021 is too early, he is right that the USA is untenable. It WILL fall, and when it does, we will see violence and bloodshed and horror on a level that we’ve never seen or understood before.

The people who will save you and help you during that time will be your neighbours and your family. Value both. Obey the commandment to “love thy neighbour”, for it was founded with very good reason.

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Linkage is good for you:

• An interesting piece about Olga, the Viking warrior-queen of the Rus;
• TRUMPSL!DE 2020 is definitely coming up due to the way that the economy is roaring back;
• The Half-Blood Princess Caringslut is really doing a number on Harry the Weepy;
• We’re calling this right now – GHISLAINE MAXWELL DID NOT KILL HERSELF;
• The Aussies are going back into fear-induced lockdown, yet again, due to Kung Flu – and it’s because nobody watched the watchmen and stopped them from boinking patients;
• The Brits are pretending that Maduro isn’t actually in charge of Venezuela in order to avoid giving them their gold – no good guys in that story;
• Karma’s a bitch right back to a bitch who threatened to stab anyone who says “All Lives Matter”;
• I’ve heard Russian girls say that “all the sluts are from Ukraine”, and based on this evidence, they’ve got a point;
• Ladies, pay attention – pumping your lips full of filler is NOT good for you;
• Gentlemen, pay attention – life gets BETTER for you as you age, even if you started by banging Megan Fox in her prime and had kids with her;
• The British “conservatives” are not conservative in any way, shape, or form;

And some more from Dawn Pine:

• There is definitely a nasty new strain of H1N1 brewing in – guess where! – China;
• The God-Emperor’s path to victory lies in harnessing voter rage over the utter lawlessness imposed upon them by Daemoncrat mayors and governors;
• Interesting, if likely flawed, analysis about China’s economy and the possibility that its massive bubble might pop;
• The new book from Michael Shellenberger, in which he offers up a mea culpa about his green activism and the nonsense that he espoused, might make a good read (paywall);
• In news that surprises precisely NOBODY, it turns out that roughly 4% of China’s entire gold holdings might be FAKE;
• The UN is SURELY just “thinking of the children” while outright denying the shit that the Palestinians are pulling in Israel and hiding the truth;
• This next story proves the validity of that great quote from SPACEBALLS about how “Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb”;

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The Neo-Tsar had an interesting response to the US Embassy in Moscow flying the LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT flag at the end of June:

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday mocked a rainbow LGBT pride flag hung from the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, suggesting it reflected on the orientation of the diplomats.

During a televised video conference, a lawmaker told Putin that the U.S. Embassy had hung a rainbow flag on its facade for the first time to celebrate Pride month in June.

“Who works in this building?” Putin asked the speaker, Senator Alexei Pushkov, to be told “Americans.”

“Let them celebrate. They’ve shown a certain something about the people who work there,” he added with a smile.

Putin on Friday signed amendments to the Constitution backed by a national vote that include a clause on marriage being between a man and a woman, aimed at preventing legalization of gay unions.

The president said Friday however that Russia does not discriminate against people on the basis of sexual orientation.

He said a law banning promotion of homosexual relationships to minors, which he signed in 2013 to a storm of international condemnation aimed simply to prevent the “foisting” of such relationships on children.

The law has been used as a pretext to ban gay pride events.

“Let a person grow up, become an adult and decide his own path himself. You just shouldn’t impose anything,” Putin insisted.

He said that “those who attack us on this basis are just trying to break down an open door.”

The Russian people just voted for a set of Constitutional amendments that, among other things, enshrines “faith in God” as actual words in the text, and defines marriage as the union of one man and one woman.

The USA, on the other hand, let five unelected judges, including one so-called “conservative”, simply invent gay “marriage” out of the text of their Constitution.

You could argue, reasonably, that the Russian election was rigged. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. It was. We know it. The Russians know it. Everyone knows it.

Guess what – the Russians have a VASTLY greater appreciation for their own sovereignty and culture than America does, even with their rigged elections.

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History lessons of the week:

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Luke TheNotable breaks down the hardest HALO campaign missions of all time:

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Wazzocks gonna wazzock:

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Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot – and this one is bound to trigger the BLM crowd:

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Comedy hour:

Here’s one from Dawn Pine:

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Pics, guns, girls, starting with a few pictures from Dawn Pine:

Things may have improved a bit with Microsoft Edge, but not from what I’ve seen.

When you examine a man’s temperature, here’s what you actually get if you’re a female checker:

Redshirts in the era of General Tso’s Chicken Pox:

The memes surrounding the McCloskeys are absolutely awesome. Good on ’em for standing up for themselves in the face of brute intimidation and mob tactics:

We’re calling it right now:

AMEN AND ATTACK!

This next one is right on the nose:

Are the Dixie Chicks still a thing?

There’s a meme related to the one on the bottom left which goes something like this:

See also:

And:

Headlines of the week completely defy comprehension:

Your “Beaver Munching” moment of the week:

Your “Main Monkey Business” moment of the week:

Your… ah hell, I’m not even going to try to caption this one:

Your “Monumental Spaghetti Sauce” moment of the week:

Your “Triple Bypass Surgery” moment of the week:

Your “Stratergery” moment of the week:

Your “Ethot Injury” moment of the week:

Hegelian philosophy is a really weird trip, man:

Holy SHIT but Maximus has let himself go:

This one took me a moment to figure out, but it was worth the effort:

Bad Pun of the Week:

I’m seriously considering getting this for an old friend of mine with twin boys who are about to go from virtual LEGO classes during lockdown to full-on summer break:

And seeing as how it was Independence Day weekend, here’s a bunch of good stuff for my American friends:

Freedom the F*** on, boys.

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Related to that last line – a golden oldie featuring Mat Best and his buddies:

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Your dog of the week is the Balinese Kintamani:

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Two Gym beasts showed up at a Planet Princess Fitness recently, and proceeded to use the SMITH MACHINE, of all things, to set a new “bench press” record:

I’m a bit conflicted about that.

On the one hand, those guys are hilarious and awesome and they are really strong dudes.

On the other hand… SMITH MACHINE. Enough said. That’s a direct violation of the Seventh Commandment of the Iron God.

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This is a superb analysis of the fighting style and qualities that make Khabib “The Eagle of Dagestan” Nurmagomedov so dominant and so deadly:

I was very sorry to hear that Khabib’s father, Abdulmanap, died in a Moscow hospital a few days ago from complications related to his COVID-19 infection and his subsequent heart attack. My sincere respect and heartfelt condolences go out to Khabib and his family.

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Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:

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Synthwave keeps things mellow:

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#SteelWarrior

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And finally here’s your Instathot to get your week started. For this week we have a young (well, relatively speaking) Polish girl named Sabina Kontor, age 28, born and raised and living in Warsaw. She’s quite lovely with a charming smile and, as far as I can tell, NO TATTOOS. (Thank God.)

Gotta love Eastern European girls, eh, boys? I certainly do.

All right, off to the salt mines with ye, gentlemen.

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