We somehow made it through another week without Ornj Boi doing something REALLY stupid and then calling it the greatest thing ever, with very strong results that no one else has ever achieved. So that is something to celebrate, I suppose.
The problem is, of course, that Drumpf – or whoever it is that is masquerading as the God-Emperor – has no ability to accept that he has lost. Being the quintessential salesman, he HAS to be seen as constantly winning – even when he is very clearly losing. And it is very obvious and evident that he is losing, very badly – or perhaps I should say, “very strongly” – in Iran, and now in Ukraine as well.
These are his wars. He inherited the one in Ukraine, sure, but most of his supporters forget that he was the one who insisted on arming Ukraine with lethal weapons, starting in 2018, which helped set the stage for the near-total breakdown of relations with Russia, and eventually accelerated the already-moving train of events that has brought about the catastrophe of the Banderastan War. He could have stopped it in about 5 minutes, by simply telling Bellendsky and the Euroweenies that ‘Murica will no longer help Ukraine or NATO with its proxy war against Russia.
He failed. Very strongly, in fact.
Not content with that very strong failure, he then decided to bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran. And that has worked out… well, about as you would expect, really, when you have a President that shoots from the lip and has absolutely no concept of high strategery, so to speak.
It’s enough to make you want to drown your sorrows in beer. Or boobs, depending on which is more readily available.
While I do have a fridge stocked with beer, it’s TROOPER beer (and a few bottles of Jezza’s own Hawkstone lager), and that ain’t for sharin’. Sorry, not sorry.
So we will have to make do with some reasonably decent chesticles.
To that end – let’s get down to the business of the lovely ladies, plural, of the week.
First up, we have… er… I have no idea how to pronounce it, but Aybüke Erdoğan, age unknown but probably mid-twenties, from Turkey (astonishingly), and as far as I can tell, absolutely unrelated to the President of that country. Having visited it several times, I must say, I am NOT a fan of Turkey or Turks, but that’s me – lots of others have been there and enjoyed themselves. Me, personally, not so much – though I will make an exception for their cuisine, which I really enjoy.
And second, we have Anastasiya Mudrik (Анастасия Мудрик) age roughly 26, from somewhere near Moscow, Mordor. She lives in San Angeles, or something like that, somewhere in ‘Murica, doing… whatever it is that models do, really.
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