Mondays. Enough said, really.
But, seeing as how Americans in the country and most of all in Washington state need to get to work and bring home the bacon – the REAL kind, not the disgusting tasteless crap that vegans think is “bacon” – so that their local, state, and Federal governments can take away what they’ve earned to feed the soyboys in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone…
… I suppose we might as well try to make the best of things, really.
That’s why the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster is here, to make the equal distribution of miseries more tolerable.
Let’s take a look at what is going on within CHAZ, the free shit state established within Seattle itself:
If you can watch through that entire clip, and NOT want to roll some Abrams and Strykers in there to perform some serious urban redevelopment, then you have a vastly higher tolerance for idiocy than I do.
A look at the history of the Paris Commune might be instructive here, since things are likely to turn out the same way:
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, had some choice words for the openly lesbian Mayor of
Zootopia Seattle and the Governor of Washington state:
Let’s be very, very clear about something.
The God-Emperor is fighting a war in both the physical AND spiritual realms.
You may not like the way he is fighting either war. But he is fighting against powers and principalities that defy your, my, and anyone else’s comprehension.
All things considered, he is doing an INCREDIBLE Job.
An open letter from Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano, who might just be one of the few true Catholics left in the Vatican, makes this starkly obvious:
For the first time, the United States has in you a President who courageously defends the right to life, who is not ashamed to denounce the persecution of Christians throughout the world, who speaks of Jesus Christ and the right of citizens to freedom of worship. Your participation in the March for Life, and more recently your proclamation of the month of April as National Child Abuse Prevention Month, are actions that confirm which side you wish to fight on. And I dare to believe that both of us are on the same side in this battle, albeit with different weapons.
For this reason, I believe that the attack to which you were subjected after your visit to the National Shrine of Saint John Paul II is part of the orchestrated media narrative which seeks not to fight racism and bring social order, but to aggravate dispositions; not to bring justice, but to legitimize violence and crime; not to serve the truth, but to favor one political faction. And it is disconcerting that there are Bishops—such as those whom I recently denounced—who, by their words, prove that they are aligned on the opposing side. They are subservient to the deep state, to globalism, to aligned thought, to the New World Order which they invoke ever more frequently in the name of a universal brotherhood which has nothing Christian about it, but which evokes the Masonic ideals of those want to dominate the world by driving God out of the courts, out of schools, out of families, and perhaps even out of churches.
Once again, I enjoin you to pray for the God-Emperor, if you are not doing so already. He needs your help. He cannot win this war alone.
#BasedTucker is based, and his 25-minute rant from last Monday was, and is, EPIC:
Tucker is one of the very, very few mainstream voices that still talks any kind of sense. He’s transformed himself in the past ten years or so, from your regular milquetoast Bowtie Brigade Honourable Defeat Cuckservative into a proper dropped-balls right-winger. It’s been quite fun to see. And while he doesn’t quite touch on certain very harsh truths – he does have a job to keep, after all, and Fox News Corporation is still a mainstream conservative company, therefore highly vulnerable to screams of “RAAAAAACISSSS!!!” – he is still about the only man in the (((media))) willing to say what needs to be said.
He’s also one of the few with a real sense of humour. Last week was one in which parody and satire became more believable and realistic than the actual news headlines.
Mark Dice watches the liberal media so that you don’t have to, but even he is getting tired of their identity politics nonsense now that it’s come for Sesame Street too:
Dave from Blue Collar Logic looks at the impact of the current “troubles” in Santa Monica, Commiefornia – the results can be charitably described as “not good”:
And Jason attacks those calling for defunding the police as the worst of all hypocrites:
Bill Whittle and his friends try to make some sense out of a world gone plainly insane:
The Male Brain starts off his always-excellent contributions to the Great Mondaydact Browser Busters with a new way to teach physics:
For those of you who like to eat the carb-filled gains-killer that is pizza, here’s how you microwave it so that it doesn’t get soggy:
If you’re ever dumb enough to listen to dating advice from a single mother, well, you deserve what you get:
Laurel House might sound familiar to you. If so, there’s a reason for it. I discussed her inability to find a good man to settle down with a couple of years ago, in one of my more unkind posts about biomechanics.
Moving on – perhaps there is a good reason for the lockdowns to last longer after all?
Apparently we aren’t killing off Mother Nature with plastics quite as fast as we thought we were:
There is a lot of really cool research behind all of this. Here is the original paper from Japanese researchers. There has also been some research done by the University of Portsmouth, over in Ye Olde PommieBastardeLande, at their Centre for Enzyme Innovation. There was also a recent technical announcement from the University of Denmark about this very subject too.
Moving on – the Mayor of Londonistan’s attitude toward rioting and looting is very much in line with what the wokerati think:
Mayor Crazy Eyes there has some serious civic failures on his hands. Unfortunately, he’ll probably still be re-elected, for the simple reason that London is not English anymore and has not been for years.
This next video is just… well, watch it and find out:
Apparently that’s banned in Indonesia. So on the off chance that you’re from Indonesia… saya tidak mengerti kenapa anda tidak bisa melihat itu video.
I’ve lived in both Australia and Indonesia – I can still speak a bit of Bahasa Indonesia, as you can see above, more than 20 years after I left the country. And I have to say, I’ve never seen the bilateral relations between the two countries discussed in quite such a fashion…
And finally, here’s a great video explaining how the Left blames EVERYTHING on the God-Emperor, whether merited or otherwise:
Paul Ramsey explains how to avoid becoming a serious target:
El Razorfist explains that the clear Daemoncrat reluctance to deal with the madness in their cities and states, and the God-Emperor’s seemingly mysterious reluctance to get involved and break this shit up, is all a game of serious political chess:
Based on the evidence available, I think that Razorfist is right. The Left is taunting Trump, trying to bait him to get involved. And he isn’t falling for that gambit.
It looks like he is waiting for America to reach the point where the violence, looting, lawlessness, and madness is so over the top, so insane, that even the presstitutes can no longer cover it up or spin it – and then he will mobilise.
The danger is that if he waits too long, which he might, he will lose the support of the very elements of the military that he needs in order to perform the necessary cleansings.
China Uncensored takes a look at new evidence showing that the Kung Flu started spreading back in August, never mind October as we once thought:
At this point it is clear that the original narrative that the Chinkin Pox originated in the Huanan Seafood Market is nonsense through and through. However, it is also increasingly clear that the evidence does NOT point to an American Deep State bioweapon attack in China that blew back upon the rest of the world.
The most plausible explanation we have now, which is also one that no one really wants to face, is that the Chinese were dumb and incompetent enough to let samples of a genetically engineered virus escape from one of their biocontainment facilities in Wuhan itself, and then tried to cover it up – like they ALWAYS do when presented with evidence of their own tomfoolery.
Jared Taylor from American Renaissance has some extremely trenchant things to say about the people supposedly leading the worst-hit cities and states in the USA:
I never thought White people were so self-loathing, so pathetic, and so foolish as to abase themselves so thoroughly before those who hate them so much.
Whoo boy, was I ever wrong.
Terrence Popp breaks down the doublethink and doublespeak that infects the culture today:
Midnight’s Edge look at the possible future of DC on film now that Jar Jar Abrams and Bad Reboot are in charge of future productions – God help us all:
Overlord Dicktor Van Doomcock explores the ramifications of HBO MAX’s decision to nuke Gone with the Wind:
The frenzied efforts of Cancel Culture to rewrite our artistic history have been highly effective already. Amazog, which is very clearly in the midst of serious SJW convergence, took down the movie from its Prime offerings – which resulted in the movie rocketing to #1 in movie sales on their entire site.
This is going to continue until such time as the Hard Right – not conservatives, who very clearly have not managed to conserve much of anything of late – gear up and start rolling on the SJWs. And when, not if, that happens… that will pretty much be the end of the Republic.
Gary from Nerdrotic calls for Doctor Who to be cancelled, because the Tardis is a police box:
It goes without saying that all of us support the stunning and brave moves by so many television corporations to get rid of these AWFUL shows – because they are, well, awful.
I’m not talking about shows like Cops, which were GREAT. I’m talking about piles of crap like the modern Doctor Who, and Dick Wolf’s Law & Order series, which these days serve to do nothing but lecture the rest of us about how great public servants are and how terrible everyone else is.
The one exception that I would make to the current drive to cancel every cop show around, is Blue Bloods. Firstly because it stars Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg, who are actually somewhat conservative in real life, and secondly because it promotes actual family values – or at least, it has for the first 7 seasons or so that I’ve watched.
The Drinker takes a shot – actually, many shots – and then attempts to fix one of the BESTEST MOVIES EVARRRR:
The Honest Trailer for The Fifth Element actually is honest, for a change:
Your “Science is F***ING WEIRD” moment of the week:
Scientists have rediscovered the ‘heartbeat’ from a supermassive black hole 600 million light years away, after it went missing for several years.
The black hole beats at the center of a galaxy far, far away called RE J1034+396, and was first detected over a decade ago, in 2007. The heartbeat is the result of matter falling into the hole and crossing the event horizon, releasing enormous bursts of energy that create a repeating pattern in the process.
The nature of and spacing between these beats inform scientists about the size of the black hole itself, as well as the structure and composition of the space around it. When it was initially discovered, scientists recorded it every hour until it was blocked by our sun in 2011.
According to lead author Dr Chichuan Jin, of the National Astronomical Observatories in China, and Durham University in the UK, the heartbeat proves that signals from supermassive black holes can be both strong and persistent. It provides scientists with a unique opportunity to study this type of behavior, with a view to improving humanity’s understanding of the terrifying cosmic beasts lurking in the darkness of the universe.
In case you’re worried about a black hole careening through our Solar System, don’t be. If that ever happens, we’ll all be dead so fast that we’ll never know what happened.
Your long read of the week is a highly provocative classic essay from Norman Podhoretz that will make you change the way you think about race:
This, then, is where I am; it is not exactly where I think all other white liberals are, but it cannot be so very far away either. And it is because I am convinced that we white Americans are—for whatever reason, it no longer matters—so twisted and sick in our feelings about Negroes that I despair of the present push toward integration. If the pace of progress were not a factor here, there would perhaps be no cause for despair: time and the law and even the international political situation are on the side of the Negroes, and ultimately, therefore, victory—of a sort, anyway—must come. But from everything we have learned from observers who ought to know, pace has become as important to the Negroes as substance. They want equality and they want it now, and the white world is yielding to their demand only as much and as fast as it is absolutely being compelled to do. The Negroes know this in the most concrete terms imaginable, and it is thus becoming increasingly difficult to buy them off with rhetoric and promises and pious assurances of support. And so within the Negro community we find more and more people declaring—as Harold R. Isaacs recently put it in these pages—that they want out: people who say that integration will never come, or that it will take a hundred or a thousand years to come, or that it will come at too high a price in suffering and struggle for the pallid and sodden life of the American middle class that at the very best it may bring.
Linkage is good for you:
- Our man Roosh makes a hard but true point about how the worship of comfort is destroying us;
- The decline of the American military is accelerating, to the point where its latest greatest whiz-bang super-dooper badass missile falls off the wing of a bomber before it can be tested;
- Lying media lies about black deaths under police, rest of us completely unshocked;
- The Imperial College Kung Flu models were made of garbage, fed with garbage, produced garbage, and yet were accepted as gold;
- For those of you in a mood to visit Russia, it’s worth learning a few things about Russians before you go;
- Going ketogenic or Paleo or Primal or whatever is a great way to adapt your body to burn fat as its primary fuel source;
- Ann Coulter’s latest column is an absolute barn-burner and speaks to the exact reasons why no one recognises the USA anymore;
- Those with an appreciation for history will understand very quickly that the CHAZ commune experiment is NOT going to end well;
- The Half-Blood Princess will happily throw any of her friends under the bus if she can get away with it;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- If “institutional racism” is real, it is against whites, not blacks;
- Having a female coworker or co-host is a very dangerous thing for a man these days, especially if she has a serious case of TCS;
- Gammas gonna gamma, and they dun gonna lie about whether trannies are men or women;
- The NYFT could learn a few lessons from Andrew McCarthy about fact-checking, and the virtues thereof;
- The SJW attack cycle is getting crazier by the day – they have come for Gone With The Wind, and it’s not going to stop until they are confronted and beaten back, hard;
- Both Dawn Pine and I are very hard on vegans, but it turns out that there might actually be some benefit for older women in that diet;
- Iconoclasts are a giant pain the arse to deal with, given their highly destructive and wantonly foolish tendencies;
- And here’s your News of the Weird – a guy in Belgium has been getting free pizzas that he never ordered for years, which is great if you like pizza, I suppose;
The Neo-Tsar actually speaks very good English, despite his general refusal to speak the language in public:
The reason why he doesn’t really speak it much in public is because of his thick accent, and because he doesn’t like to make mistakes. People constantly underestimate his intelligence, tenacity, and drive for this very reason. He clearly observes Sun Tzu’s most potent maxims in The Art of War about keeping one’s true talents and knowledge levels hidden for as long as possible.
In fact, Vladimir Putin is highly accomplished in a number of areas – he speaks fluent German, is a world-class black belt in judo, and has traveled extensively throughout the Western and Eastern worlds.
This is not a man to trifle with or take lightly. Nor is he a man to be double-crossed or betrayed.
My reading of Vladimir Putin is that he is a very dangerous cold fish – but one who observes a built-in code of honour that is somewhat difficult to fathom. He respects strength above all other things, and that is why he is able to work effectively with the God-Emperor – they are men cut from pretty similar cloth.
History lessons of the week:
Now here’s some interesting HALO lore concerning the SPARTAN-IVs:
Also – any of you HALOnatics ever come across something called Cursed Halo?
Evidently that was a HALO knock-off made by a truly insane person with an extremely unhealthy interest in sadomasochism.
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Kitchen Nightmares with the Angry Scot:
Pics, guns, girls, starting with some XKCD contributions from Dawn Pine:
Somebody should have told Neil Ferguson, the Imperial College weirdbeard who came up with the ridiculous estimates that created the panic and chaos that we’ve all been living with ever since.
Headlines of the week indicate that the current loony merry-go-round we’re all on is spinning faster with every passing day:
That gives a whole new meaning to “fried bacon”.
I’m not even going to try to explain this next one:
Floriduh Woman had a nasty surprise recently:
And Floriduh Man wants to get in on the act with some alligator punching:
Your dog of the week is the family-friendly and very lovable Keeshond:
Gym idiots props go to Greg Glassman, again, and the Trap Lord is here, again, to help us understand why:
Gym beast props go to Khabib Nurmagomedov, and if you’re wondering why I put an MMA fighter in the gym beast slot this week, it’s because of what “The Eagle” of Dagestan does to his opponents in the cage, and because of his sheer tenacity and terrifying power:
Related – Jesus loves knockouts:
There are a lot of terrifying fighters in the UFC, but Anthony “Rumble” Johnson may easily have been the scariest of the lot.
Buakaw Beatdown of the Week:
Some synthwave to keep things chill and retro:
If there is a crazier band than NANOWARRIORS OF STEEL, I have yet to encounter them:
#COVIDMetal, anyone? How about #KungFluSteel? No?
Oh, but wait, I think we can get even more ridiculous:
And finally here’s your starting Instathot for the week. Her name is Jessica Naz, from Miami, FL, age 21. (What IS it about a small handful of counties in Florida and Commiefornia being responsible for such a huge percentage of Instathots?!?!) She has evidently been doing pretty well for herself of late – she was Maxim France’s cover girl at some point in 2018.
That’s it for today, boys. Drop your cocks and grab your socks, it’s CRUSHING!!!! time!