It has been an exceedingly busy week, hence the total lack of poastage throughout it. But now that we are at the weekend, and things are a little quieter, it is time to rectify this most egregious oversight. Seeing as we are rapidly approaching summer, and the weather around where I am is GLORIOUS, I think it is well past time that we provide the gingervitis sufferers among the readership, of which there are actually a fair few, some relief from their rather peculiar affliction.
I learned a rather odd thing about redheads a few months ago, while working on a project related to medical insurance. (Long story.) It turns out that gingers have a higher than average pain tolerance – you wouldn’t think it, given how fast redhead women go from 0 to 100 on the aggro scale at the slightest provocation.
This may, or may not, have something to do with the ABSOLUTELY PROVEN MEDICALLY ESTABLISHED FACT that gingers have no souls, but the research on this subject is scarce, to say the least.
They also require significantly more anaesthetic to put under for surgery – and have a much more easily triggered fight response. That is to say, when they come back up from the knockout pills, they are much more likely to take a drunken swing at the dope doc.
You really do learn all sorts of interesting yet totally useless shit in my line of work, it must be said…
Anyway – this here is Erin Monaghan, age 24 from, as you can probably guess given her last name, PommieBastardLande. Of course, given she IS a ginger, AND a “Monaghan”, it is a virtual certainty that she is in fact Oirish. Beyond that, little and less is known – though she does seem to have the classic ginger RBF down perfectly.
Happy weekend, all.
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it would seem there is some basis for the “Madness of the Celt”.
prompting the question, is said madness related to Furor Teutonicus?
linguistically, you wouldn’t think so. but linguistics does NOT always track heritage. as for instance, the Franks are a teutonic tribe but decided to speak pig Latin more than a 1000 years ago.
I don’t have gingervitis, but I can make an exception. Excellent thot.
The biggest issue with redheads in general, aside from their propensity to go from zero to berserk in a nanosecond as you noted, is that in my experience, 90+ percent of them range from OK to bridge troll looks-wise (my soon-to-be-ex would be on the lower end of that scale without certain features), and true knockouts like this week’s thot are far rarer in the wild than women with other hair colors. It’s not the worst thing in the world – plenty of fish and all that – but it probably points to them being much pickier than other women at their SMV level, on top of everything else.
Fortunately my gingervitis is more like a preference and not a hard and fast rule. I can order anything off the menu at a fancy steakhouse and enjoy it, but close to 100% of the time I’ll get a ribeye. That doesn’t mean I hate NY strip or filet or T-bone, or that I’ll walk out if they’re out of ribeye.
well, it’s just a thing. those of us that are fans automatically add 2 points.
Deborah anne woll was a solid 8 in Tru Blood. but in daredevil? barely a 6 because she went blonde.
then again, some gorgeous chinese models? they dye teir hair blonde, and boom, they lose a solid 2 points easily.
Women sabotage each other. “Oh yeah, hon, you would look GORGEOUS with a page boy cut!”
sabotage.