I realise this is rather late, but given that most of my ‘Murkin readers are still attempting (probably unsuccessfully) to digest their gigantic meal on Thanksgiving day, I rather doubt anyone particularly gives a flying proverbial. Indeed, as far as those readers are concerned, I am sure they are still attempting to process the combined overload of extreme overeating, with the stress of managing the genuinely INSANE scrum of Black Friday shoppers.
Foreigners who have never been to Amerikhastan, and have never experienced anything like a Black Friday sale firsthand, really need to see it to believe what happens:
This insane consumerism, by the way, is precisely the phenomenon that George Romero set out to mock in his horror classic, Dawn of the Dead, and with very good reason. Watching people get into fistfights over a sharply-discounted 50-inch TV, or the latest whatchathingy, is a very dispiriting experience.
Indeed, this “Black Friday” thing used to be an American phenomenon. Sadly, it has made its way around the world. When I spent time in Russia in 2018, I started seeing “Black Friday” discounts popping up all over the place even back then. Fortunately, that sort of noncery has somewhat abated now, but it is a real thing in Europe – particularly in PommieBastardLande, where they seem to insist on following every idiotic idea the ‘Murkins have, and then doubling and tripling down on stupid.
I suppose that is ironic, given it used to be exactly the other way around – this helps explain the American penchant for invading Dirt World countries and making complete messes of them – but it is not exactly a Good Thing, all told.
Nonetheless, I do hope y’all ‘Murkins enjoyed Turkey Day. It was always my favourite holiday when I was there, and remains in my mind one of the very best things about America to this day. It was, and is, a time for faith, family, patriotism, and gratitude, and these are qualities that any nation should make every effort to celebrate.
Anyway, let us get to the lovely lady of the week.
This here is Sydney Thomas, age 22 from St. Louis, Missouri, and she has been referred to as “Sydney Sweeney 2.0”, because of her looks and all-natural… assets. She also appears to have her head screwed on fairly well (for a famous person).
Like the other Sydney, I would say her face is pretty mid, but she has a wholesome quality to her that is quite refreshing.
Happy weekend, all.
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glad you included the denim pic as now i can assert that this Sydney ALSO has great jeans.