Well, Monday just dropped like the unwelcome present it truly is, into all our lives, after what I hope for most of you was a quiet and restful weekend. It certainly was for me – though I spent FAR more time than I should have, playing HALO Infinite. It really is a great game, despite its limitations – and it is a colossal improvement over the last instalment, which basically made NO SENSE AT ALL in terms of plot. But it still has its problems.
That being said, it IS Monday, and that means we all need a heady dose of the Great Mondaydact Browser Blender. So, let us start with some proper manly stuff – namely, taking steel to a furnace and an anvil, to forge BLADES.
Step up, scholagladiatora:
#BasedTucker is Based
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has a true cornucopia of stuff for us this week. First up, PsycHacks explains the true meaning of everything:
And another one, pointing to a core truth about men:
The Babylon Bee makes up all the news that is fit to print – this time about what a liberaltard would do with a time machine:
Yes, it is true: scratch a progressive, get a fascist. There is a VERY good reason why the National SOCIALISTS believed in basically the exact same things as the global revolutionary Commies, but with some significant differences about how to divide and restructure societies.
Solid jj shows what retconning does to superhero characters:
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Death Smiles At Us All…
Culture Beats
Mark Dice pays tribute to the late Terry Bollea, aka Hulk Hogan, who died a child of God and a reborn warrior of Christ:
PJW is pleased to see at least some sense of spine and fightback within the generally cucked Western Europeans:
Lord Razor of the Fist Clan pays tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, who has departed for the Great Concert Stage in the Ground – no, not the sky, that guy DEFINITELY isn’t going upstairs to meet the Big Fella:
Sargon of Akkad is highly amused by the attempts of British women to make dating “safe” for themselves – by driving away all the men with their incredibly stupid app:
For those who are wondering what the hell this is all about – see below in the Linkage section.
Sydney Watson takes no particular pleasure in noting that she was absolutely RIGHT about Pedro Pascal being weird and creepy:
Veterans’ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about the total failure of the peace process between Russia and Ukraine:
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap talks to former CIA analyst – back when those words stood for competence, integrity, and credibility, at least up to a point – Larry Johnson about the ongoing collapse of the Banderite Volkssturm:
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
The Neo-Tsar oversees the continued and rapid expansion of Russia’s nuclear submarine fleet:
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the very rapid expansion of the Russian Navy:
Дядя Стась Учит
Stanislav Krapivnik reports in from his vacation about the total failure of negotiations between Banderastan and Russia:
Доктор Владимир Прописывает
Dr. Vladimir Brovkin unpacks the rather odd phenomenon of the street protests erupting in Ukraine last week, after the Bellendsky regime decided to take a sledgehammer to the anti-corruption offices in the country:
Let us be clear about one thing: the protests are staged and farcical. The NABU and SAPO agencies were always Western-backed cutouts, designed specifically to keep Ukraine under the control and oversight of the Western powers. These protests are a reminder to Bellendsky about exactly who has him by the short and curlies – and it is the FUSA.
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran explain the reality of those supposedly “anti-corruption” protests in Ukraine:
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell works to understand the reason why the not-vaxxes cause infertility:
Dr. Suneel Dhand is not amused or impressed by the rates at which weight-loss jabs, like Ozempic, Mounjaro, and Wegovy, are being mass-prescribed:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and The Apostate Prophet expose Mimi Hijab and the Scooby-Doo Dawah Gang for paying people to “revert” to their Satanic death cult:
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms appeared on Dr. Frank Turek’s show over two days to show just how badly the foundations of Izzlam are cracking and breaking under the weight of recent historical evidence:
Avery from GodLogic Apologetics holds a masterclass explanation of how to use the Izzlamick Dilemma:
Imam Icy from Islam Critiqued showcases Izzlam’s amazing tolerance of women – which is particularly hilarious, and also deeply disturbing, in light of the recent revelations around Mimi Hijab and Lily Dawah:
I will need to do a separate poast to explain what all is going on there, but suffice to say… it’s bad.
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp catalogues the litany of excuses women use to get rid of men:
Joker from Better Bachelor documents the Wall-smash pancake crash of Kate Beckinsale:
That was honestly a bit sad to watch. Ms Beckinsale was one of the hottest actresses I can remember from 20 years back, when she was in the Underworld series – of which I am, by the way, a fan.
Now, though… she looks like she hit the Ozempic HARD, for no good reason.
Let’s have a compilation of STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES!!! posting their own Ls online for the world to see. First up, as usual, Manosphere:
Next, Legion of Men:
And Alexander Grace:
Plus the late, great Kevin Samuels:
Moving on to the Whatever podcast:
Finally, let’s have the Eastern perspective from China Unvarnished:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge does a spoiler-free review of the latest attempt to reboot the Fantastic Four franchise, and all I can say is, I ain’t watchin’ it:
Gary from Nerdrotic damns the film with faint praise:
The Critical Drinker explains why the Ghostbusters feminist reboot from nearly 10 years ago was such an utter shitshow:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from The Male Brain, and it examines how getting rat-arsed is GOOD for society (well, up to a point):
The results of the study revealed a clear, though relatively modest, pattern. Societies that produced and consumed their own traditional fermented alcoholic beverages often displayed greater levels of political complexity.
This included more layers of administrative organization, suggesting a link between alcohol use and the growth of structured governance systems. However, the influence of alcohol was not the strongest factor observed.
When the researchers accounted for other important variables – especially the role of agriculture – the direct impact of alcohol became less pronounced.
Model-based predictions showed that, on average, the presence of alcohol corresponded with a 0.77 unit increase in political complexity. But once agriculture and environmental productivity were factored in, the estimated effect dropped to just 0.27 units.
This suggests that while alcohol may have played a role in shaping early political systems, it was likely one among several contributing elements. The ability to cultivate crops and produce food surpluses had a more powerful and consistent influence.
Ultimately, alcohol supported social evolution to some degree, but agriculture remained the primary engine behind the rise of complex societies.
Your long read of the week is from Anastasia Katz, and pours a giant bucket of ice water on the notion that a civilised White European woman can fit into a tribe of Wakandans in Darkest Africa:
For the next six months, Corinne learned English in preparation for her next trip to Kenya. Corinne corresponded by mail with Priscilla because Lketinga was illiterate, and Priscilla told her Lketinga was out of jail.
She went with her younger brother Eric and his girlfriend, Jelly, and Lketinga was at the hotel in Mombasa to greet them. The hotel did not usually allow blacks in, particularly Masai, unless they worked there. Lketinga sometimes danced in shows at the hotel and was able to get permission to greet Corinne. Jelly’s first impression was: “He seems foreign and wild-looking.”
Priscilla offered to move in with a friend so Corinne could sleep in her hut and spend more time with Lketinga. Corinne accepted and moved out of the hotel, although the managers warned her that she would “end up with no money or clothes.”
When Corinne and Lketinga had sex, she was disappointed. He didn’t even kiss her. “I feel a pain, hear strange noises, and it’s all over. . . This was not at all what I had expected. . . It’s only now that I realize that this is someone from a completely alien culture.”
Corinne had girl talk with Priscilla and found out that Masai think is kissing disgusting — “mouths are for eating.” Masai don’t touch each other’s genitals, and women cannot touch a man’s face or hair. Priscilla said, “We’re not the same as white people. Go back to Marco. Come to Kenya for the holidays, not to find a partner for life.”
Corinne was stubbornly in love, and after Eric and Jelly went home, she continued to stay in the crude hut with Lketinga. Going to the toilet meant walking far from the hut, climbing up a six-foot ladder, and squatting over a hole. She accompanied Priscilla to learn the daily routines of Masai women, such as walking to a well to fill 5-gallon containers of water. Priscilla was skilled at hoisting heavy containers up and carrying them on top of her head. Corinne struggled to keep up.
Corinne’s next disappointment was finding out that Masai men and women cook and eat separately. “All my romantic fantasies of cooking and eating together out in the bush . . . collapse. I can hardly hold back my tears, and Priscilla is looking at me in astonishment. Then she breaks out laughing, which makes me furious . . . .”
Corinne met two German expats who hooked up with Masai men. She got to know a German woman named Ursula, who had been married to a Masai for 15 years. He was a lawyer who had adopted Western customs and dress, but Ursula explained, “He still has enormous difficulty with the German way of thinking. Now look at Lketinga: He’s never been to school, can’t read or write and barely speaks English. He has absolutely no idea of European customs and manners, let alone the Swiss obsession with perfection. That’s doomed from the outset!”
Because women had no rights in Kenya, Ursula suggested instead that Corinne invite Lketinga to visit her in Switzerland. Corinne took him to get a passport, but the Kenyan passport officers laughed and said he couldn’t get one unless he put on proper civilized clothes. She bought Lketinga an outfit and helped him get dressed. When he needed to undress later, he tried to take the pants off by pulling them over his shoes; he couldn’t figure out that it would be easier to take his shoes off first. Bureaucracy in Kenya would be a never-ending challenge, and Corinne ultimately gave up on getting Lketinga a passport.
Linkage is good for you:
- Timofey Bordachyev brutally dismembers the idiotic “Anglo-German Alliance” that the leaders of two fiscally and morally bankrupt nations have devised;
- Ivan Timofeyev looks with much foreboding toward a future of open nuclear warfare, because the Europeans have plainly lost their damn minds, along with their fear of nukes;
- Petr Lavrenin provides some useful context to the anti-anti-corruption protests in Ukraine;
- Vitalyi Ryumshin explains why the protests in Queef about the Narcofuehrer’s supposed crackdown are really just Western-backed reactions to his attempts to break with them;
- Valentin Loginov shows how the Narcofuehrer is trying to establish his independence from the West – and failing miserably, because he is a bought-and-paid-for tool;
- Tarik Cyril Amar notes that The New York F***ing Slimes has found itself in the doghouse for, of all things, doing actual reporting on the Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up;
- The Israelis have essentially announced that they will annex the West Bank, as a matter of policy, and incorporate it into Eretz Israel, to precisely no one’s surprise;
- Graham Hryce ponders the sudden discovery by Australian politicians of a much-needed backbone;
- The Pajeets are finally cottoning on to the fact that they desperately need a Russian-built fifth-generation fighter jet;
- Necessity being the mother of invention, it should come as no surprise to find that the Persians long ago figured out how to turn the F-14 Tomcat into a bomber;
- To precisely no one’s shock, Harry and the Half-Blood Princess have thoroughly worn out their welcome in the FUSA;
- Goolag is merging the ChromeOS project with its mainline Android, to better compete with the unified iOS environment;
- The advent of Linux-based gaming has finally freed game developers from the trap of platform dependence;
- The devs behind HALO Infinite did originally want to use Unreal Engine for the game, but chose to stick with Slipspace, due to the sheer difficulty of switching horses mid-stream, as it were;
- Free software is amazing, no question, but there are times when you find yourself needing the not-free stuff, no matter what;
- Abominable Intelligence is a real threat, because it does stupid things with the unshakeable confidence of a stupid person;
- OBADSDL (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible shows how Abominable Intelligence can make colossal mistakes with absolute certainty;
- Astronomers have discovered an incredible structure of dust and gas within our galaxy, which has to be seen to be believed;
- For those wondering what the hell that “Tea App” leak was all about from above, here is the explanation;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- There are plenty of women who would love to have bigger boobs, but sometimes, genetics causes gigantic breasts in very inconvenient and painful ways;
- Apparently, we have only 3 years left to avoid climate catastrophe – this, from the same idiots that told us 20 years ago that we had only 10 years to avert disaster;
- The Europeans are effectively NOT breeding themselves straight out of existence, which is why so many European countries are turning into Dirt World Shitholistans now;
- The brains of deceased soldiers are proving that repeated exposure to blast shockwaves is very, very bad for you;
- Polar bears are NOT the warm and cuddly creatures you think they are – they are gigantic, ferocious, lethal killers, which are not above scavenging on a dead whale if they can;
- Shittybank wants to compete with Goldman for the title of “world’s most evil bank” by demanding to know whether candidates accepted jobs at other banks;
- The non-state of New Caledonia will become a sort-of-state that is still under the control of France – no one can quite figure out how that is supposed to work;
- Turns out that a whole bunch of extensions used for Chrome actually spy on you and feed others your data;
- Dr. Evil, aka Klaus Schwab, and the globalist elites of the WEF, are finally facing some kind of scrutiny for all the evil shit they want to do to us;
- Cubans have been suffering the consequences of socialism – and crushing American SANKSHUNS – for decades, and they are really biting now;
- If you have ever wondered whether you can or should re-boil the water in the kettle after it has cooled for a bit to make your tea, wonder no longer;
- We now know which are the funniest nations in the world;
- Batten down the hatches, boys, Earth is getting a flyby of an asteroid about the size of the Leaning Tower of Pisa tonight;
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while discussing the future state of the HALO franchise:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator talks Ultrasmurfs:
Big Boyz Toyz
Gus the Eyetie Engineer behind Millennium 7 * HistoryTech shows how Drumpf’s ego, and Boeing’s high-calibre marketing hype, successfully killed off any hope the US Navy might have of getting a sixth-generation fighter:
Of course, the whole concept of “generations” of fighter jets, is something of a nonsense and a marketing gimmick to begin with.
And Australian Military Aviation History looks at the brilliant engineering of the Yak-141 VTOL supersonic jet from the last days of the USSR:
One of the dark dirty secrets of the F-35 programme is that the FUSA basically bought out the Yak-141 design from a bankrupt and cash-strapped Russia, and took the prototypes to the US, to figure out how the Soviets came up with that central lift-fan arrangement. They then use that, along with the other design principles of the jet, to build the F-35B, and to inform the design of the other variants of the Turducken Plane.
So, when we shit-talk the Joint Strike Flying Piano Turducken Morris Marina… this is one of those times when you CAN, sort of, blame the Russians.
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to the one, the only, Halfthor Bjornsson, who became the first man ever to deadlift 505Kg:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Federer Express
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Drumlines
Ooooooof… she is cute.
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, after much messing around, we get to the Instathots for the start of the week. First up, Eleonora Incardona, age 35, who is an Eyetie, and a TV presenter to boot, for some sports network. As we like to say around here, we do rather approve of the Eyeties, for they produce some of the most spectacular and glamorous women of all time – just look at La Sofia. And Ms Incardona is a FINE specimen of her country’s output:
And second, we have some plastic lady named Monica from Mordor, age unknown, profession unknown, real name unknown. All we can say for sure is that she goes WAY over the top with the AI filters:
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important things first:
that Lynda Carter pic is obviously AI generated, chest isn’t big enough. as a child of the 70s, i would know.
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next up, you might want to consider adding some US .mil equipment to your turducken list. the fan and the shit have achieved full spatial co-location and there’s quite a bit sticking to the wall in regards to the first auto-kill sidearm.
behold, the Sig P320 in all it’s glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjkeEf1fT_Y