Well, there went another weekend, way too bloody fast. If you are anything like me, you probably spent at least one day of it completely vegetating, passed out on the couch (or, in my case, playing HALO Infinite for three hours and THEN taking a nap – or trying to, anyway). And, to be honest, there are far worse ways to spend a weekend.
Sadly, all of that must end, for it is Monday, which means it is time to scrub off the horrid stain of the day with another Great Mondaydact Browser Killer.
For this week, we look at manly skills that one can, and should, spend one’s weekend acquiring and learning:
This one is for the Zoomers:
If you do not know how to change a tire, then you need to turn in your MAN Card, immediately.
#BasedTucker is Based
We had that speech on from a different source last week, but it is absolutely awesome, so we might as well watch it again 😁
Dawn of Battle
The Male Brain has some great stuff to get us started for the week. We begin with some snarky Shrillennial humour from ElleCordova, about what happens when astrology shows up among the actual sciences:
DontTellComedy tackles the Temporal Prime Directive:
Interesting one here from… well, I have no idea who, about how you can use what essentially amounts to Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) to influence people:
Trish Regan skewers liberal sanctimoniousness through humour – the thing they are most incapable of withstanding:
How Money Works tries to understand how America’s disability crisis happened:
Honest Ads honestly looks at the dishonesty of tipping:
Everyone’s favourite busiest bald YOOTOOBER on Today I Found Out draws some interesting coincidences between an obscure novel published in 1898, and the terrible tragedy of the Titanic:
hoe_math explains to a particularly dense woman how locks and keys work:
The answer to her question being, of course, that a lock which opens for every key is a totally useless lock, but a key which opens every lock is an AWESOME key.
Mind-Expanding Drugs
Your General Knowledge of the Week is from Dawn Pine, via Today I Learned Science, about how and why ancient civilisations simply disappear:
This has stark lessons for us today. There is NO guarantee that Western civilisation will survive more than a few decades – and there is every reason to think it will disappear very quickly.
Death Smiles At Us All…
Poli-Ticking Off
Mark Dice breaks down the latest news surrounding the Epstein cover-up:
The very-thoroughly-married couple at Redacted look at the rather obvious links between Epstein and Israel:
Culture Beats
PJW is heartened to see the rise, however tentative, of true English nationalism:
Things are set to boil over in PommieBastardLande. My contacts there tell me they have never seen or felt the country this close to a true meltdown. People are ENRAGED beyond reason at what their government has done to them, under both the Cuckservatives AND LIEbour, for 25 years – and they are slowly waking up to the reality that they cannot vote their way out of the problem.
Sydney Watson chronicles the incredibly satisfying fall from grace of Rachel Zegler, who managed to destroy her own career simply because she refused to keep her stupid big fat mouth shut:
Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad patiently explains the rather obvious point that the British state is absolutely now the enemy of the British people:
Veterans’ Day
LTC Danny Davis talks to his former boss and good friend, DA KERNEL HIZZSELF!, about the total failure of Drumpf’s rhetoric against the realities of Russian advances in the Banderastan War:
Judge’s Ruling
Judge Nap discusses the potential return of German militarism with Prof. Glenn Diesen:
You’d think the Krauts would learn by now, but apparently they have not. Which brings us to a legendary maxim of a great philosopher:
Every attempt to send German tanks to parade in the streets of Moscow, always ends with sending Russian tanks to parade in the streets of Berlin.
–Didacticus, 2024
MUH RUSHIAN KAHLOOOOOOOZHUN!!!
Новый-Царь Приказывает
The Neo-Tsar talks about what makes him so chill, most of the time:
Keep in mind one basic fact – a leader who can keep his temper and react calmly under virtually any situation, is an EXTRAORDINARILY dangerous one, because he is able to deal with events rationally and logically, with a consistent strategic vision that he can direct his subordinates to execute calmly and precisely at the operational level.
This helps explain precisely why The Putin has outlasted all his critics and enemies for 25 years. It is why he will eventually be spoken of in the same breath as Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, and Josef Stalin, as the greatest leader Russia ever had.
Дед Сварливый Говорит!
Grandpa Grumpuss grumps, grumpily, about the complete uselessness of Drumpf’s “50 days” ultimatum to Russia, before he levels secondary tariffs on the country:
The Russians have greeted this news with an almighty yawn. Being Russian, they absolutely will not be rushed or hurried in anything they do. They will simply continue to execute their plans calmly, methodically, and with TERRIFYING levels of surgical violence.
Дядя Стась Учит
Stanislav Krapivnik puts the ownership of the 404 War SQUARELY on Ornj Boi’s shoulders, exactly where it now belongs:
Timeo Danaos Et Donna Ferentes…
The good gentlemen of The Duran go into details about the Russian economy, and whether or not it is on the verge of collapse (spoiler – IT ISN’T):
Bad Medicine
Dr. John Campbell and Dr. Aseem Malhotra talk about Big Pharma’s lies with respect to the not-vaxxes:
Dr. Suneel Dhand takes part in a panel discussion to figure out just why the hell Death By Suddenly is increasing so quickly:
Warriors of Faith
Tha Dizzle and Brother Rachid have a good laugh about the supposed “miracles” of Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit (Police and Jailtime Be Upon Him):
Dr. Jay Smith from PfanderFilms gave a PHENOMENAL two-hour lecture at Calvary Chapel Chino Hills about the latest historical evidence showing Mo’Lester the Paedophile Profit (Police and Jailtime Be Upon Him) could not POSSIBLY have existed, the way the Standard Izzlamick Narrative said he did:
This is an absolutely brilliant exposition, well worth listening to for two hours. Not only that, but we now have a huge ruckus kicking up in the Izzlamick dawahgandist community – there are several scandals among that lot at the moment, actually – concerning the historicity and accuracy of Izzlam’s core texts.
I hope to have a poast out about that in the near future. Suffice to say, things are looking REALLY bad for Izzlam, at least in the West, because the clown show that is its texts are so hopelessly jumbled and self-contradictory, and have so many problems with their own dates and timelines, that no one can take them seriously as historical evidence.
Al-Fadi from CIRA International talks to Pastor Anthony Rogers about how the Izzlamick texts point squarely to Jesus as the Messiah:
This makes perfect sense once you realise that Izzlam’s core texts are bastardised Syro-Aramaic Christian lectionaries, that used the same root script, but were then transliterated into Arabic, and eventually corrupted by the Persians, who spoke a totally different language. The core message is still in there, beneath all the layers of filth and garbage the Izzlamick authors have put over it. And it points STRAIGHT to Jesus.
A group of some of the very best Christian apologists around met in London recently, to discuss the Izzlamick Dilemma, and how the dawahgandists are completely powerless to deal with it:
Manly Men of Manliness
Terrence Popp explains how TEH INNARWEBZ destroyed dating:
Joker from Better Bachelor shows how women today are so damaged that even therapy and meds cannot improve their horrible behaviour:
Let’s have a round of STRAWNG INDEPENDENTISS WAMMENZES!!! posting their own Ls online. We start as usual with everyone’s favourite bald Romanian YOOTOOBER, from Manosphere;
Plus Legion of Men:
And Alexander Grace:
Next, the late, great Kevin Samuels:
Finally, let’s have the Eastern perspective from China Unvarnished:
Burn Paedowood to the Ground
Midnight’s Edge is NOT optimistic about the upcoming Judge Dredd reboot – starring Pedro Pascal and directed by Taika WOKEtiti:
You just KNOW that is going to stink. The ONLY adaptation of that comic worth watching, is the 2012 film, DREDD, starring Karl Urban. That movie is AWESOMESAUCE.
The Critical Drinker shows us all how Joss Whedon went from Hollywood Golden Boy to Failed Gamma Groper:
Reading Too Much Into Things
Your Science is F***ing Weird moment of the week is from Dawn Pine, and concerns the world’s biggest, most powerful, and most SOOPER DOOPER AMAZEBALLS AWESOMESAUCE bug-zapper:
There’s an extremely popular new crowdfunding campaign that promises an all-in-one portable laser-driven mosquito killing machine for as little as $498. Jim Wong has set up an IndieGogo page for the “World’s First Portable Mosquito Air Defense,” dubbed the Photonmatrix.
Key attractions of the Photonmatrix are its LiDAR scanner combined with a galvanometer-directed laser that can seek and destroy mosquitoes at a rate of up to 30 pests per second. Moreover, this miniature Star Wars mosquito defense works in the dark, has a radius of up to 6m (19.7 ft), and can be smartphone power bank powered for up to 16 hours.
Wong’s laser-based mosquito-neutralizing product comes in two editions. The big difference between the Basic and Pro editions of the device is that the Basic model has a smaller active radius of 3m (9.8ft) max, which is doubled with the Pro edition to a 6m (19.7 ft) radius no-mozzy zone.
There’s also a significant price premium on the Pro version. If the extra radius is appealing to your planned deployment, it will cost you another $200. In other words, the crowdfunding backer price for the Photonmatrix Pro is $698.
While we are talking pricing, the above-mentioned $498 (Basic) and $698 (Pro) prices are standard for the duration of this IndieGogo project. However, there are still ‘seats’ for Basic-Earlybird backers, which can save you $40 off the Basic price. The project page asserts that Basic and Pro products will rise to $698 and $898, respectively, after the crowdfunding campaign is over.
Yeah… I’d back that!
Your long read of the week is QUITE long, from Eugene Kusmiak, about the long-term Demographic Winter facing China, and the consequent economic and political crises that will arise from it:
One of the many striking facts in the 2023 fertility numbers is that what was a normal year in China was like the year of utter devastation and death in the war-torn country of Ukraine. What is wrong with China anyway? I can only speculate, and since my speculation is probably not worth much, I will keep this brief: The birthrate crisis that is happening in China today is just an extreme version of the birthrate crisis that is happening everywhere else. Evolution didn’t program animals to want offspring. Evolution programmed animals to want sex. For a billion years of animal history, sex produced offspring whether the animals wanted them or not. Humans inherited those same instincts, which worked fine before contraception but are fatal to us now. Probably most of the time, humans also didn’t want the children that sex produced. This is the plot of countless European novels (Thomas Hardy, George Eliot, the Brontë sisters, etc.) before the modern era. And it is why doctors invented birth control, and as soon as birth control became available, everybody went on it, and then everyone reduced their family sizes from the typical 10 children to about 2, and many people stopped having kids altogether. The truth is, lots of people may have never wanted children all along if their lives were easier without them. Childless people are not a pathology of modern society. Childlessness is not caused by the internet, or prosperity, or the death of Christianity. It’s just that for the first time in history, individuals can get what they want, and it is blindingly clear now that what lots of people want is no kids. If easy-to-use birth control had been available 1000 or 10,000 or 100,000 years ago, there would probably have been a birthrate crisis then too, and maybe we wouldn’t even exist now. But it wasn’t available then, so people couldn’t choose not to have kids. Today, that technology exists, so individuals are choosing what they want, and what they have probably always wanted. Selfishness is not a modern invention either.
But why do the Chinese in particular want fewer children than any other ethnic group? I could joke that it’s because they’re so smart. There is a saying in demographics, “Education is the best contraceptive.” But it’s not really education, it’s intelligence, that’s negatively correlated with children. However, that’s not a very satisfying answer. I really don’t know why birthrates are lower in China than anywhere else. But statistically speaking, they had to be lowest somewhere, and that place turned out to be China and Chinese countries. Every ethnicity evolved in a different environment, under different selection pressures, so every group is different in every way. There is not a single human attribute that is the same in Whites, Blacks, and Asians, and how many children they desire is just one of those countless differences between people. There is no reason why I would have guessed that Asians were the group that wanted children the least. On the other hand, there is no reason to think that they wouldn’t be. Again, somebody had to like kids the least, and it looks like that’s Asians, especially Chinese. But whatever the reason, we need to accept reality and admit that Asians don’t want kids, and the more they get what they want, the fewer kids they will have. The Chinese, it seems, are just the most extreme Asians. That was fine when they didn’t have ubiquitous birth control so couldn’t prevent pregnancies. But now that they do, their desire to not have children will be their demographic suicide.
Can the Chinese government solve this problem by simply ordering its citizens to have more children? I will argue no. But let’s first consider why the answer might be yes. East Asians generally, and Chinese specifically, are known for very high levels of social conformity. That’s not just a stereotype. It is quantifiable. In fact, it is such a verifiable fact that, at the hedge fund I used to work at, we used time series to measure the well-known herding behavior of Chinese stock traders. To the puzzlement of us Americans who are wired to think as individuals, Chinese people really do seem to think as a group in a way that has to be mathematically measured to be believed.
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To me, the most nightmarish example of Chinese social conformity was the infamous “smash sparrows” campaign during Mao’s “Great Leap Forward.” In 1958, after several years of collectivized farming, the agricultural harvest was again disappointing and the country again faced famine. Mao Zedong declared that the problem was not Communism, of course, but birds eating the grain that the collective farms had grown. So, he ordered a program which became known as “smash sparrows.” School children were enlisted to search the countryside for birds, sparrows in particular, and to destroy them. Anywhere they saw the birds, they were to chase them until they could catch and kill them. Adults shot sparrows with guns and children used sling shots. People climbed trees to destroy sparrow nests, break eggs, and kill chicks. They banged pots and pans to frighten the birds into flying and kept the birds in flight until they couldn’t fly anymore. Young children chased them until they fell out of the sky, exhausted, and then crushed them to death.
People, especially children, did this all over China until the sparrows were gone. Sparrows have an extremely high metabolic rate and cannot keep flying for long without feeding. With no break to eat or rest, their small bodies quickly deplete their stores of energy and they collapse. Groups of children could easily chase flocks of sparrows from tree to tree until the birds were so tired they dropped helpless onto the ground. Then the children stomped them beneath their feet, killing the useless eaters.
School children were enticed to join the campaign by the typically ludicrous Communist posters of the era, saying things like “Birds are animals of capitalism” and “Eradicate pests and diseases and build happiness for ten thousand generations”. Fortunately, exterminating these “animals of capitalism” did not go on for “ten thousand generations”. The program lasted only two years, until the disastrous ecological results became obvious. From 1958 to 1960, it is estimated that between one hundred million and one billion sparrows were killed.
Chinese children ran down and killed so many birds that by 1960 the sparrow was driven almost to extinction in China. That year, without sparrows eating their main food – which turned out to be insects and not grain – the country was inundated with plagues of locusts which ate far more crops than the “animals of capitalism” ever did. The famine only got worse. This is the horror of totalitarian government plus servile people.
Linkage is good for you:
- Vitalyi Ryumshin explains that Drumpf’s 50-day ultimatum is actually nothing of the sort – it is merely an attempt to buy time and breathing room;
- Dmitryi Kornyev, like most Russian analysts, is thoroughly unimpressed by American “threats” to send yet more Patriots to Banderastan;
- Fyodor Lukyanov believes T-Rex’s rhetoric masks a fundamental insecurity and inability to do anything about Russia’s advances in Banderastan;
- Sergey Polyetayev reckons Ukraine faces one last summer of existence as a sovereign state, as Russia (supposedly) prepares a gigantic offensive;
- Ian Proud points out that Ornj Boi has put himself in a very sticky corner, thanks to his own idiotic rhetoric and colossal ego;
- Artyom Lukin pens an intriguing piece about the convergence of very different strands of ideologies into a potentially lethal mixture of “New America”;
- Dmitryi Samoilov provides a key insight into the Russian mindset of “order first – everything else will follow” by telling the story of how Peter the Great built the modern Russian state;
- Robert Bridge points to the inescapable fact that protests in ‘Murka are, like everything else, for sale to the highest bidder;
- Prof. Dr. Kai-Alexander Schlevogt uncovers the revolting “gameification” of the Banderastan War, where Ukie soldiers get points for killing Russians;
- Matthieu Buge writes with unusual honesty (for a Frenchist) about the parallel lives of a Frenchman and a Russian who ended up working for each other’s countries;
- Rachel Marsden cannot quite believe the sheer idiocy of the French goobermint’s insistence on going to war with its own citizens over that most cherished of Frog things – their endless holidays;
- The Joint Strike Flying Piano Turducken Morris Marina is so bad that even the Limeys are finally beginning to cotton on to the fact – took them long enough, it must be said;
- AI coding assistants are supposed to help programming geeks write code faster – but in fact they tend to have the exact opposite effect;
- If all the Abominable Intelligence startups today have proven one thing, it is that the once-revolutionary tech giants of old, fundamentally do not understand the power and pitfalls of AI;
- Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible showcases the fundamental flaw of AI – the quality of its outputs depend ENTIRELY on the paradigm of the people who programmed it;
- Not content with eating Intel’s lunch in the field of Abominable Intelligence, NVIDIA is now looking to face them on their own home turf of consumer CPUs;
And some more from Dawn Pine:
- A real contender for the Chaddest of Chads sticks a Zoomer chick with the bill for his dating expenses – AFTER sealing the deal, naturally;
- Kevin Costner, who is a great actor, reckons schools should teach more history and less MAFF – we think he should stick to acting;
- According to MUH HOHLEE SAHYENCE!, revving the nuts off your electric shaver car might actually be good for its battery life;
- Anyone who remembers the bad old days of REKTallica’s idiotic lawsuit against Napster, cannot help but laugh himself silly over this story about how the gubmint used one of their songs in their latest recruiting video;
- Y’all remember that old phrase, Timeo Danaos et donna ferentes? Well, turns out, they cannot bear away their Wakandans – and they should be the ones fearing the results;
- While we are making classical allusions, someone had better call Circe, it seems as though some of her victims got loose in the northwestern Peloponnese recently;
- Women wanted equality, and now they are getting it, good and HARD up the thermal exhaust port, as ex-husbands demand spousal support even from celebritards;
- Some enterprising genius discovered McDonald’s security protocols around its AI recruitment chatbot are every bit as plastic as their burgers, and exposed it for all to see;
- A woman over the age of 24 is really pissed to realise that gyms want fit hot girls working out in front of the mirrors during peak hours;
- Any time anyone puts the words “sleeper” and “shark” in the same sentence, you know you are in for something weird;
- Here’s an answer to a question literally nobody ever asked – are memes just another form of comics?;
- Grandparents are a great source of wisdom, for obvious reasons – and their advice about holding conversations is pure gold;
- Abominable Intelligence is good at a lot of things, but is apparently totally useless at playing chess;
HALO Nation
Slayergod Remy aka MintBlitz does his thing while discussing how HALO MCC’s player base exceeds that of HALO Infinite:
It’s a damned shame, really, because Infinite is a GREAT game. I’m really enjoying the campaign, which brings back many things I loved about the original games, but adds some amazing open-world dynamics on top of it. This is not perfect, and the gameplay is definitely way different from classic HALO, but it is a great evolution nonetheless.
However, the fact is, HALO is dying, because Microsoft has so comprehensively mismanaged the IP.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Imperial Iterator talks Primarchs:
Big Boyz Toyz
Blue Paw Print takes a detailed look at the legendary MiG-21:
And Gus the Eyetie Engineer behind Millennium 7 * HistoryTech explains how hard it would be to sink a nuclear-powered Nimitz-class or Ford-class supercarrier:
It isn’t actually that hard. You just need a Kh-32 supersonic carrier-killer, which is 11m long and comes down on top of its targets almost vertically, or one 3M22 Tsirkon hypersonic missile, to break the carrier’s keel, or “spine”. Even if the impact does not sink the ship, it will cripple the carrier so badly that it might as well be scrapped.
Oh No! Anyway…
Wazzocks gonna wazzock:
Comedy Hour
That was BRUTAL 🤣
Meme Warfare
We begin with some dank memes from The Male Brain:
[Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts 6-12 months in advance. — Didact]
1. Long M16 – major inconvenience (can confirm).
2. Bra only – not cool.
3. Chicks are 6 at best – so why is he that hard?
4. Actually there is a thing called “Chinese Math”
And now, as LRFotS RobertW likes to say:
Animal Planet
Your aminules are adorkable moment of the week:
Real Men Watch REAL Sports
REPS FOR JESUS!!!
Gym beast props this week go to Russel Orhii:
Ass-Kicking of the Eight Limbs
They See Me Rollin’…
JUST BLEED!!!
Facefisted
Federer Express
Palate Cleansers
Axe Me Anything
Knives Out
Yes, that is, in fact, THE Wesley Huff – the Biblical manuscripts nerd, the same guy who spends his days tracking down ancient ruins and papyrus fragments, and reads and writes at least 3 archaic languages.
Bro is LITERALLY the False Doctrine Slayer. AND he’s a Protestant, to boot. MAD RESPECT.
Domino Theory
Drumlines
I’d make a joke about how her panties say “Booty”, but she’s rather skinny for my taste. And that is before we get to the tattoos. Nonetheless… quite a woman.
Tickling the Ivories
Guitar Heroics
MOAR DAKKA!!!
Hot Slavic girl, ROB ZOMBIE’s best song, and GUNS. Truly, am I not kind?
Mighty Wings
Jump-Starts
Gingervitis Injections
Livin’ in the Land of the Metal Gods
Rock Out With Your Glock Out
Thot Shots
Finally, let us get to the Instathots for the start of the week. First up Carol Chaufazer, age 34, from Brazil, who is known for doing crazy stunts for the lulz, whatever that means.
And second, a khokholina named Kate Hritsay, who proves, yet again, the age-old wisdom that you can LOOK at Ukrainian girls, but DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, try to wife them up – they are crazy than a bag of angry rattlesnakes, and far more dangerous.
1 Comment
You truly are a giver! The Bald Romanian (I can relate, I am hair follicle challenged) is the freakin’ BEST! Why do women feel compelled to post their L’s on social media platforms? That is just, well, stupid. I had numerous no-sales with the other sex, until I found Mrs. S. Two kids later, still in love and happily married. The internet did ruin dating for many, unfortunately.
Then you give us Ms. Lloyd, playing guitar, and well she’s blonde…and nice to look at. A+
Finally, Tetiana. She can shoot and has a nice posterior.
Mrs. S, knows I look. It’s what males do. But, I get to come home to steak every night, why waste my time on chicken?
Bless you!